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Blackface in crowd | 129 | 55.36% | |
References to Lord of the Rings | 104 | 44.64% | |
Total: | 233 votes |
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Byolante posted:So australia are getting saved by the big show and a marsh
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:11 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 07:56 |
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Oh Glenn.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:17 |
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Byolante posted:So australia are getting saved by the big show and a marsh well haddin has stepped up to put an end to that
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:26 |
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Scylo posted:Part of me is hoping that Channel Nine have a wider variety of commentators for the world cup. No reason they couldn't have a guest commentator for every single match Australia play but they probably won't bother
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:30 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:It's this, but it is because it is Channel 9 mandated. They aren't allowed to speak negatively about any Australian players, and also it seems that they are actively discouraged from talking about the opposition. If someone takes 7 wickets, or scores 100+ then they may say "well X has done well against the AWESOME AUSSIES" but apart from that it's 100% wall to wall Watto Big Show matey matey blokey bloke wanking. The amount of times Braycunt mentioned the Australian bowlers and how awesome they were completely out of context in the Eng/Ind game on Friday was infuriating. The thought of that group talking over some percentage of the World Cup games stopped me from considering a 12 month Foxtel sub in part to watch it. Marsh hit a six at some point and I dived for the remote to mute it before I had to hear him say that NO GROUND IS BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD THIS MAN but I missed it so I muted the TV and snapped the remote in half instead. Why do they want to make me hate cricket
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:40 |
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markgreyam posted:The amount of times Braycunt mentioned the Australian bowlers and how awesome they were completely out of context in the Eng/Ind game on Friday was infuriating. The thought of that group talking over some percentage of the World Cup games stopped me from considering a 12 month Foxtel sub in part to watch it. He's hit that right into the catering facilities which are world class.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:43 |
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Speaking of bad cricket commentary. quote:47.6 J Anderson to Johnson, no run, Anderson and Johnson see the funny side of that! Thanks cricbuzz. That's very useful.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:46 |
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markgreyam posted:The amount of times Braycunt mentioned the Australian bowlers and how awesome they were completely out of context in the Eng/Ind game on Friday was infuriating. The thought of that group talking over some percentage of the World Cup games stopped me from considering a 12 month Foxtel sub in part to watch it. protip: cricket australia's website has the bbc radio commentary which you can use with muted channel 9 images
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:48 |
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Has Morgan given up on Bopara's bowling? Needing 10 overs from this Woakes guy is a bit rough.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:50 |
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Why is Woakes such a scrub?
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:50 |
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Wokesful
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:50 |
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Woakes 0/89 lol
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:50 |
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That last six Faulkner hit was crazy.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:51 |
I wonder if there are any cricketers whose name rhymes with Woakes who could do a better job than him.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:53 |
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Byolante posted:protip: cricket australia's website has the bbc radio commentary which you can use with muted channel 9 images I know it's been mentioned before but I finally decided to do this, out of sync radio is ten trillion times better than Channel Nine, it was officially driving me crazy, thank you.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:54 |
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His bowling needs some woake.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:55 |
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Doctor Cave posted:Woakes 0/89 lol Normally you see these sorts of figures in totals of like 350 so double lol
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:55 |
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lol. A six for your 50 with the last ball of the innings.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:57 |
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His striking of the ball is crazy clean. When he's set the bowler can only really bowl full and wide of off stump. Anything he can swing through the line at he hits for six.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:59 |
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What's Faulkner like in first class cricket? Could he be a test all rounder? He has such a fantastic mental game that it seems to me that he should be able to handle longer matches but I don't see his name mentioned for test selection. (Instead we Maxwell for one game.) Well gently caress. Cricinfo stats: http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/player/270484.html First class batting average 32 First class bowling average 24 One very good test although no idea who the opposition were. 45 runs and 6 wickets. He's 24 and from the home of Boony and Ponting. Why isn't he playing test cricket? Beffer fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Feb 1, 2015 |
# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:08 |
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Beffer posted:What's Faulkner like in first class cricket? Could he be a test all rounder? He has such a fantastic mental game that it seems to me that he should be able to handle longer matches but I don't see his name mentioned for test selection. (Instead we Maxwell for one game.)
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:16 |
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Could someone please buy a Watto crying kangaroo emoji? Preferably riding the roo.
Beffer fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Feb 1, 2015 |
# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:21 |
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What is Chris Woakes?
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:31 |
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I hope all you NZ goons cough up money for the ACC telethon. They're a loving national treasure at this point, and it is a crime that they're not being paid by Sky and on the alternate audio stream, but things are what they are so give them cash so they can continue.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:41 |
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All jokes aside Australia have a pretty formidable team for the WC.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:43 |
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Smorgasbord posted:All jokes aside Australia have a pretty formidable team for the WC. My money is on the country that still openly hates people that aren't white, as opposed to the one that sticks them on an island if they are discovered in a boat.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:45 |
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That could be any nation but if you mean south Africa then yeah. They play well in Australia.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:48 |
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Good bowling haze.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:50 |
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'bowling well in the nets' Everybody drink.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:03 |
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Burn Down Canberra posted:That could be any nation but if you mean south Africa then yeah. They play well in Australia. Yeah, I meant them. Mainly due to their bowling attack being loving terrifying.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:03 |
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That was a no ball imo.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:12 |
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Airstream Driver posted:That was a no ball imo. Eh, I thought there was something behind the line on a couple of the angles . Boycott is not exactly impartial
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:13 |
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Should allow it purely for the great catch imo
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:13 |
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It was close. Johnson does slide his foot quite a bit but I think there was probably a bit behind the line.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:13 |
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Nah gently caress the bowler if he can't put his foot behind the line that is pretty much the easiest part of cricket.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:14 |
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i havent listened to much cricket commentary for a while and god they are all so terrible in their own ways. hearing tubby hawking some tween spy bullshit movie starring 'hollywood superstar colin firth' in between balls was one of the most cringe inducing things ive heard
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:15 |
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Johnson never has his foot behind the line at release so he is probably the most scrutinised bowler in the world for no balls on wickets.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:16 |
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Airstream Driver posted:Nah gently caress the bowler if he can't put his foot behind the line that is pretty much the easiest part of cricket. On one hand I agree with this, it's so ducking simple. On the other hand I hate the replay taking the air out of the moment and wish it would go away.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:19 |
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Balls. That may set the collapse off
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:21 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 07:56 |
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Great delivery from Johnson there.
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# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:22 |