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Cricket
Blackface in crowd
References to Lord of the Rings
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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

11 off the first ball! YAY MiJo!

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice

Nap Ghost

Bowl at the stumps please

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!

My new nickname for Baz is "Poker Face". That charge... lol

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.



We are v bad

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice

Nap Ghost

The perfect slower ball will do here but it has to be pinpoint

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.



As much as I enjoy a joke with my kiwi pals cricket Australia is literally mental if they would rather the west Indian game on boxing day rather than new zealand.

So no doubt its going to be the windies at the MCG.

bike tory
May 6, 2007



still expecting McCullum trying to do the same thing he did vs England and get bowled out early

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.



Haha warney is melting down like a malfunctioning fat robot that is running low on brain fuel (baked beans)

He was literally spluttering over that last boundary.

Steve Evets
Feb 6, 2006



McCullum doesn't give a gently caress

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

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I'd like to think this will slap the smarmy arrogance out of the Australians but somehow I doubt it.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011



The ACC are cumming all over the shop.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Still me @ youre poasting
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I see Australia's plan - bowl like poo poo and hope NZ bat like poo poo

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.



This is a good demonstration of the fallacy that arm chair critics pull out about fast bowling. Ie bowl more Yorkers you mugs.

Modern day batsman will hit a Yorker that is pitched by a fraction of an inch out for six Bowlers are on a hiding to nothing 99% of the time.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

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Mister Chief posted:

The ACC are cumming all over the shop.

"Don't bowl me that poo poo"

edit: get on with it you timewasting cowards

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

This is one of teh few times I wish I could hear Shane warne, James Brayshaw and Mike Slater on commentary. Try and justify this belting you overhyped gently caress-knuckles.

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005



Pillbug

that was a karate kid 'sweep the leg' moment

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!

Well, that's one way to do things.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Still me @ youre poasting
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Like that f**ken broken arm?

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

FYFE


Soiled Meat

I was hoping after 10 minutes of setting the field that the ball would be hit for 6. Oh well.

One way to deal with McCullum I suppose.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice

Nap Ghost

McCullum is dead rip those who died.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~


yeah rip

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009



The cricket worst cup continues. Not bad for a bunch of plodders. Also lol at smorg I thought he was a master tactician with the fantasy but it turns out he just can't read. Alright, I'm off fishing.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011



Nice to see that Aussie have resorted to bodyline tactics.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!

NZ, please dot defend every ball for 2 hours and then bring McCullum back with 7 overs to go.

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

FYFE


Soiled Meat

Warne: "I'm not a doctor"

I never would have guessed

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

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Airstream Driver posted:

The cricket worst cup continues. Not bad for a bunch of plodders. Also lol at smorg I thought he was a master tactician with the fantasy but it turns out he just can't read. Alright, I'm off fishing.

I was gonna come home so strong with all those transfers second half of pool play

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice

Nap Ghost

Now bowl underarm.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005


College Slice

Lol at the guy in the commentary box 'oh poo poo!!'.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.



Smorgasbord posted:

I'd like to think this will slap the smarmy arrogance out of the Australians but somehow I doubt it.

Well when you win ~10 test series in a row against us and ~50 Odis in a row you might slap some arrogance off us

subroc
Jun 5, 2004



RideTheSpiral posted:

Lol at the guy in the commentary box 'oh poo poo!!'.

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008



Mister Chief posted:

Nice to see that Aussie have resorted to bodyline tactics.

Bullshit rear end cunts pretending like that wasn't done on purpose. They bowled directly at his body and knew exactly what they were doing. gently caress Australia. gently caress them in their stupid loving asses.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.



The Rabbi T. White posted:

Bullshit rear end cunts pretending like that wasn't done on purpose. They bowled directly at his body and knew exactly what they were doing. gently caress Australia. gently caress them in their stupid loving asses.

Hitting the batsman is a perfectly valid tactic ???

subroc
Jun 5, 2004



The Rabbi T. White posted:

Bullshit rear end cunts pretending like that wasn't done on purpose. They bowled directly at his body and knew exactly what they were doing. gently caress Australia. gently caress them in their stupid loving asses.

Cant tell if serious

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~


maybe try hitting the wicket haha

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007


Fun Shoe

Australian bowlers confirmed for cowardly, talentless murderers.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice

Nap Ghost

The Rabbi T. White posted:

Bullshit rear end cunts pretending like that wasn't done on purpose. They bowled directly at his body and knew exactly what they were doing. gently caress Australia. gently caress them in their stupid loving asses.

Haha try hitting the ball buddy.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~


whoops

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.



Nude Bog Lurker posted:

Australian bowlers confirmed for cowardly, talentless murderers.

Well yeah obviously talentless at murdering because mccullum is still alive ???

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~


the collapse is on

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Dsmif
Sep 4, 2014



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