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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They avoided the follow on. This is more than they looked like achieving last night.

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MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They're hungry to get batting again. Must be a good forecast for this evening and tomorrow.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Joffra seems to have lost his cool.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
This is some pretty shambolic running from some extremely experienced players. I guess they're thinking about bowling already.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Jimmy asking for another slip rather than an extra cover saving runs!

Haha, nice one Shane!!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Continuing to bowl Stokes seems unnecessarily risky.

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about

goatface posted:

Continuing to bowl Stokes seems unnecessarily risky.

:hmmyes:

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
I feel that this collapse is note about Pakistan doing their thing rather than any specific English bowler

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Scylo posted:

He had to get a special exemption from the Aus gov to be able to travel there, and they only grant exemptions for the following reasons


So either cricket is a critical industry or Shane Warne going to the UK is in Australia's national interest

This is from the last page, and sorry to be pedantic about this:

But there is also another exception. If you have spent more time outside of Australia than you have spent in Australia in the last 12-24 months, for the sake of this rule you are not considered a resident of Australia, and thus are allowed international travel. It is this exception I am personally hoping to make use of if/when I get a new job.

So possibly Shane "it was only one pill that my mum gave me" Warne either has a property in England, or has been galavanting around the world long enough to qualify for this.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/DerbyshireCCC/status/1292047802973982722

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
this has potential to get tasty

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Time for Buttles to earn his place as a specialist batsman.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Pakistan at 10/1 to win right now, might be worth a fiver in case of a classic Englanding

e: gonna lol if Pakistan lose this on a no-ball

Julio Cruz fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Aug 8, 2020

Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015

Well. What a game. We did not deserve to win that.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Pakistan set some really poo poo fields all day. They could have done more.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Pakistan v England is probably the highest variance test series going atm. Deserves doesn't really come into it

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

goatface posted:

Pakistan set some really poo poo fields all day. They could have done more.

Yeah, a good captain wouldn't have had a bunch of fielders on the boundary when England needed less than 10 to win.
It just looked like Azhar hadn't actually watched any footage of England being England.
The way you defend a total like that against England when the batsmen are attacking is to hide the ball outside off-stump with an 8-2 field and wait for them to get bored and nick behind.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/bbctms/status/1292441764931031041

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009

BrigadierSensible posted:

This is from the last page, and sorry to be pedantic about this:

But there is also another exception. If you have spent more time outside of Australia than you have spent in Australia in the last 12-24 months, for the sake of this rule you are not considered a resident of Australia, and thus are allowed international travel. It is this exception I am personally hoping to make use of if/when I get a new job.

So possibly Shane "it was only one pill that my mum gave me" Warne either has a property in England, or has been galavanting around the world long enough to qualify for this.

This is good to know because I've spent the last 3 and a half years outside of Aus, only came back because of Covid-19 making my job no longer viable and wouldn't mind leaving again if I find work lol

I didn't realise the entire ICC World Test championship thing wasn't postponed, so Eng got points for all these wins despite it being unknown whether tests are even going to happen for most teams, it probably won't be postponed unless India lose the top spot I guess

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Darren Stevens is ripping through county sides again. Not bad for a man in his 24th season.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

goatface posted:

Darren Stevens is ripping through county sides again. Not bad for a man in his 24th season.

I feel like there's a lot about how poo poo county cricket is in the fact that Darren Stevens is 44 and can still take 5-50 on a very hot day, after his team have put on 530-1(dec).

Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015

Oooooh Jimmy Jimmy.

Edit. Stop dropping catches in the slips, you scrubs.

Astroclassicist fucked around with this message at 11:17 on Aug 13, 2020

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Just bowl to dismiss him you useless fucks.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

goatface posted:

Just bowl to dismiss him you useless fucks.

I think you'll find that England's plan of bouncing out the tail has a proven track record

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Joe Root is not a good captain.

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

goatface posted:

Joe Root is not a good captain.

I think he is a limited captain.

He should never have been made captain, it was done simply because his face fitted. Captaincy is like everything else in cricket, it takes experience to get good at it . Before being made test captain he had only captained Yorkshire twice. They were a wining team at that point and both times they lost.

He's had to learn on the job (like Cook before him) and he doesn't have a natural flare for it. He is probably a good man but you need more than that to be successful.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

notaspy posted:

I think he is a limited captain.

He should never have been made captain, it was done simply because his face fitted. Captaincy is like everything else in cricket, it takes experience to get good at it . Before being made test captain he had only captained Yorkshire twice. They were a wining team at that point and both times they lost.

He's had to learn on the job (like Cook before him) and he doesn't have a natural flare for it. He is probably a good man but you need more than that to be successful.

The problem with cricket is that good captains are rarely good enough to get in the team consistently so teams generally have to choose from 1 or 2 poor options

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Yeah. For all that people justifiably poo poo on his captaincy, the only other option punched his way out of contention.

I dunno. I think his captaincy has gone alongside aimless and unfocused leadership throughout English cricket. They've been so focused on growing the television audience and making money that all the sporting decisions have been made with only superficial attention.

Root, Strauss, Silverwood, Giles were all *fine*. But they were obviously picked because they were the first names that the ECB came across that fitted the brief.

Like, they've not completely hosed up, but they have forgotten that being the best at any professional sport involves investing time and attention in finding the absolute best solution, not just "good enough"

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I don't think Joe Root is a good captain

That was from 8 days ago, probably when Root brought himself and Bess on to use up the five overs post lunch to get to the new ball and got tonked for 27 runs after the England had conceded just over 40 in the entire morning session. Now Buttttttler and Woakes got England to safety but Root makes so many questionable decisions, and there are periods where he lets the game just meander along with his solitary plan of "well, hope Stokesy/Jimmy/Broady gets a wicket here, I'll look a loving genius" and nothing to fall back on if that doesn't work

ShaneMacGowansTeeth fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Aug 14, 2020

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

Root feels like he should be the transitional Captain until they workout who should be the real captain (*cough* Burns *cough*), apart from they will stick witj him as his face fits and that's why England won't reclaim no.1.

That or they are just about to ruin Pope.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's like he gets instructions during breaks and then follows them until they don't work, at which point he falls back on the most basic and bland strategies until he can get inside for more time with the coaches.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
That's probably true, but his best captaining decision was probably letting Ben Stokes bowl that stupidly long spell on day 2 in the Headingley test against the Aussies in 2019, but I doubt that Root had anything to do with that

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/ZaltzCricket/status/1294628999554113536

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Play was abandoned over an hour ago. And now:

https://twitter.com/CricketMirror/status/1295024566113382400

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
lol

I just assumed today would be completely rained off and didn't even check it.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

goatface posted:

lol

I just assumed today would be completely rained off and didn't even check it.

that would have made a lot more sense than what actually happened

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

RIP Chetan Chauhan. The man Sunny Gavaskar tried to drag off the field when he had a sook in Melbourne 1981.

Apparently he died of COVID-19 too. So that's fun.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Darren Stevens got another 5fer.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Oh hey, they're getting a net in. That's nice.

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