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Blackface in crowd | 129 | 55.36% | |
References to Lord of the Rings | 104 | 44.64% | |
Total: | 233 votes |
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Give Clarke a bowl he can't be worse than twatto and doherty
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 11:44 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 02:01 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:Mark Waugh seems very upset about Sri Lankans having drinks and getting medical treatment. Denying medical treatment to sri lankans is a proud australian tradition
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 11:53 |
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Twattowned
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 11:59 |
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Starc is too good for me to comprehend
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 12:16 |
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This game is really bad and boring
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 05:43 |
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runoverbobby posted:They definitely haven't just taken one. well done
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 06:05 |
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cpaf posted:Can anyone here inform me on what might be the most English way to go about a ritual mass suicide? Probably looking at a group of maybe ten or eleven people, all male, so a pretty modest affair as far as the "mass" part of it goes, lol. Thanks. Abuse some children, get knighted then die of old age
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 07:36 |
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When did waist high full tosses become not no balls?
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 07:41 |
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I can't believe bangladesh is choking against such poor opposition
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 08:03 |
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runoverbobby posted:What sort of mutant birds are those I don't know what they are really called but everyone I know refers to them as fat pidgeons
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 08:51 |
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cpaf posted:Not sure how I'd feel about cricket commentary that just talked crap the entire time and gave score updates, to be honest. If you don't like it when 9 does it you shouldn't like it when ACC does it either.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 09:12 |
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Bell is a loving dinosaur and he is emblematic of etherything wrong with the ECB
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 10:56 |
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There have been dark days in English cricket but this is shaping up to be midnight in midwinter at the north pole.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 11:03 |
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Is Eoian Morgan, England captain a way for Cook to get himself back into the side?
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 11:10 |
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Scylo posted:Joe Root must spend a lot of time wondering why everyone else on the team is so bad A guy on 20 runs from 34 balls in an ODI has no right to ask why everyone else is so poo poo
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 11:10 |
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I hope the Bangers do the sprinkler dance
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 12:24 |
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If he was using a skinny bat like a real player from back in the day there wouldn't be all that wedge to cause a huge shadow
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 12:29 |
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Nasser Hussein is out for blood in this interview with Moores
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 13:13 |
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England getting humiliated is great but bumble looks so sad and angry and I don't want that, I like bumble
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 13:29 |
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A sheep is on the run with a cup of ghost chips
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 03:11 |
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Seams posted:Even if England find a couple of exciting aggressive batsman in the near future they still have the problem of not having any strike bowlers. Morgan was an exciting batsman then he got englanded and now he goes for a duck every game.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 13:07 |
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Seams posted:I reckon the burden of captaincy got to him. If he had the whole Sri Lanka tour as captain he might've had a better WC, but they stuck with Cook for too long. His average has dropped by 10 every year since 2010. English Syndrome isn't caused by being the captain. edit: England will not have a good fast bowler until they stop producing garbage green tops and send anyone with natural talent to be ruined by flower's reeducation camp.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 13:58 |
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What England needs is to have current players go to school fetes and allow themselves to be cleanbowled by 6 year olds. Booney did it at my school fete and I played junior cricket for a few seasons, long enough for my parents to realise I was well poo poo and get me to try something else. Also they need to stop being classist shites. Baby steps
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 15:13 |
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You know there is something seriously wrong with english cricket when the BBC suggests bringing in an Australian as head coach.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 13:32 |
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http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket...2543ceab6ed40a6 Pretty great post quote:Morgan, handed the England captaincy after failing to make the strong Ireland line-up, is another cult figure.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 04:08 |
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Would you pay cash money to watch England play cricket? Yes, because I get to shout abuse at them and laugh when they fail, also cheer on the Afghans. And iirc public schools are called such because they started existing before there were such things as state schools and they were called so because private schools had entrance examinations and the only public school entrance exam was does your dad have fat stacks of cash.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 04:50 |
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snaeksikn posted:what about sports scholarships, they're always a favourite over here I went to a public school in a tax haven and the only person lower than me, the colonial, on the social rungs were the scholarship boys.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 04:56 |
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snaeksikn posted:this is funny because from where im from at least most of the public (state) schools either dont have sports programs beyond standard PE class or the sports programs they have are garbage. i think we played cricket about 2 or 3 times in the 3 years i did PE in high school. then again, we always tended to play 'gaelic football' because everyone kept stealing the australian rules footballs, so maybe my school wasnt the best example. Up here north of the tweed we have a specialist school for public school kids who show talent at rugby http://www.theaustralian.com.au/new...6-1226759030979
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 05:11 |
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auzdark posted:So, Scotland batting first in contrast to all the other minor teams? Is this a Scottish 'gently caress you' to the ICC or an Australian 'want to go home early' move? Australia want to get a win before the rain arrives
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 05:08 |
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Maxwell is the Australian ODI MVP edit: also lol how was that wide
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 05:26 |
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Machan looks like the female lead from Predestination
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 05:38 |
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I think this Starc lad might be a good bowler
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 06:59 |
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Watson needs to hit big or hit out, loving wasteful twat
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 07:36 |
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Watto Zowned
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 07:59 |
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Sure am glad they gave the run a ball plodders a warmup instead of sending out maxwell and haddin to win quick
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 08:03 |
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Good to see Australia aren't messing about.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 09:43 |
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Still B.A.E posted:Starc's figures for the group stage are 16 wickets, average of 8.5, strike rate 13.8 Starc played one less game than everyone else in the top 5 while taking 1 more wicket than anyone else
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 15:47 |
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-Spiffy- posted:And miss Hoarding: Buried Alive or RPA reruns? They played a tv show about the federal police on the trail of foxtel decoder card hackers during the rain delays a few days ago. They have no shame
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 06:08 |
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What I have learnt from Glenn Maxwell is that the most important thing a short format cricketer can have is a willingness to look like a right twat when you gently caress up in the attempt to smash a huge fast score. Nobody is more willing to look like a twat than flintoff, therefore put him in charge of the ECB.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 16:43 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 02:01 |
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The only thing I wanted from the world cup as an australian was abject failure by England, since I got that either bangers or the kiwis winning would be what I would like most now.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2015 07:40 |