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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
i'm still in shock that england managed to hit over 300

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IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
the gently caress happened

i go away for two minutes and it goes from "australia are walking to this" to "ONE NEEDED OFF TWO!!!"

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

goatface posted:

Beating Scotland in the final by 2 wickets, after chasing down the mammoth total of 214.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
i'd rather have odis than t20s tbh; in the former you actually have a bit of a chance when you're a bowler

although cutting back on long, boring odi series and replacing them with something more interesting would be a good idea

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

goatface posted:

T20 with thinner bats, with a batsman limited to no more than two a match so they learn to look after them.

a broken bat costs you penalty runs unless you prove that you knocked it in

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
A genuinely excellent test series can get people into the game by itself - look at the 2005 Ashes and the way that it seemed to get lots of younger people to actually care a bit about cricket. Although that series is most probably a once in a generation thing and normally T20s do have that sort of role.

Getting some cricket back on terrestrial TV would help - its hard to get people to care about a game they can't really ever watch. I'm not actually sure whether there's even any free highlights of the World Cup this time - I can't remember there being any of the Ashes last year as well!

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
the government shouldn't have taken home test matches off of the list of sporting events that have to be live on terrestrial tv imo. i'm sure home tests and i think the world cup final (?) are on the b list, where you have to have terrestrial highlights

apparently the last labour government were considering putting home ashes tests back on the a list but they couldn't change it before the last election and the coalition haven't touched it

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
probably put it on bbc parliament and rename it "BBC Ashes" if they weren't sitting - I'm sure they've used it as a special channel during the summer recess a few times before, they definitely did for the olympics.

e: the people who produce the channel 5 highlights are the same people who did the channel 4 cricket coverage - most of the commentators are still the same, you get a slightly more bearable Mark Nicholas, Boycott and Simon Hughes... They also seem to share commentators with TMS: which is probably cheaper since the people they want to use are already there

IceAgeComing fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Jan 24, 2015

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
aren't channel 9 showing the Ashes this year? If they decide to send their own crew rather than borrow the Sky coverage it wouldn't surprise me if they piggybacked on the Channel 5 stuff

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
I'm going for one player from each of the ten test teams plus one random associate

I might replace the Zimbabwe player with someone from Afghanistan, idk

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
so it turns out that stuart broad is a bit of a cock

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
every indian person actually lives like sachin tendulkar and ms dhoni do

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

webmeister posted:

Shane Watson can't be a Pakistani; he can't even fix his batting technique let alone a match

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
Is everyone excited for the England-India game, which will decide which team gets to play three more ODIs against Australia?

Also when did they gently caress up the cricinfo website and make it ugly as poo poo?

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

Airstream Driver posted:

The tri series final is a one off isn't it? I actually don't mind this format. Certainly better than playing 1 team 5 or 7 times in a row.

these things are usually best of three

If it is a one-off, then that's good. I agree that its better than a tri-series: although I could have done with it not being the two teams that England have played against the last two years and are going to play against next year...

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
two minutes

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
Binny is going to take five wickets

and then not get picked in the final or any world cup matches

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
Jos Butler is going to lead England to a triumphant bonus point win before England win the world cup undefeated.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

dusty posted:

code:

ODI 2015 - players ordered by most fifties and over

Player 			Mat Inns NO 		Runs 	HS 		Ave 	
HM Amla (SA) 	4 	4 	2 	413 		153* 	206.50 	
KS Williamson (NZ) 5 	5 	0 	295	 	103 		59.00 	
TM Dilshan (SL) 	7 	6 	0 	397 		116 		66.16 	
KC Sangakkara (SL) 7 	6 	1 	321 		113* 	64.20 	
AB de Villiers (SA) 4 	3 	0 	249 		149 		83.00 	
IR Bell (Eng) 		4* 	4 	1 	239 		141 		79.66 	
Javed Ahmadi (Afg) 4 	4 	0 	189 		81 		47.25 	
DA Miller (SA) 	5 	4 	2 	223 		130* 	111.50 	
JWA Taylor (Eng) 	4* 	4 	2 	130 		69* 		65.00 	
RR Rossouw (SA) 5 	5 	0 	271 		132 		54.20 	
MN Samuels (WI) 5 	5 	0 	196 		68 		39.20 	
D Jayawardene (SL) 7 6 	0 	278 		104 		46.33 	
BB McCullum (NZ) 6 	6 	0 	232 		117 		38.66 	
RG Sharma (India) 1 	1 	0 	138 		138 		138.00 	
JH Davey (Scot) 	3 	2 	2 	75 		53* 		65 		
HJW Gardiner (Scot)2  2 	0 	101 		96 		50.50 	
Nasir Jamal (Afg)2 	2 	1 	60 		52* 		60.00 	
Sam. Shenwari (Afg)3 2 	0 	60 		50 		30.00 	
DA Warner (Aus) 	3 	2 	0 	151 		127 		75.50 	
RD Berrington (Scot) 4 3 	0 	95 		62 		31.66 	
JC Buttler (Eng) 	4* 	3 	1 	103 		50* 		51.50 	
AJ Finch (Aus) 	4 	3 	0 	143 		96 		47.66 	
EC Joyce (Ire) 	4 	3 	0 	77 		51 		25.66 	
MW Machan (Scot) 4 	3 	0 	123 		86 		41.00 	
EJG Morgan (Eng) 4* 	3 	0 	123 		121 		41.00 	
Naji. Zadran (Afg) 4 	3 	0 	129 		83 		43.00 	
NJ O'Brien (Ire) 	4 	3 	1 	135 		80* 		67.50 	
SK Raina (India) 	4* 	3 	0 	53 		51 		17.66 	
JE Root (Eng) 	4* 	3 	0 	77 		69 		25.66 	
SPD Smith (Aus) 	4 	3 	1 	186 		102* 	93.00 	
F du Plessis (SA)	 5 	4 	1 	71 		51* 		23.66
AM Rahane (India) 4* 	4 	1 	146 	73 	48.66 	213 
DJG Sammy (WI) 	4 	4 	1 	107 	51 	35.66 	126 
GD Elliott (NZ) 	5 	5 	2 	194 		104* 	64.66 	
D Ramdin (WI) 	5 	5 	0 	133 	57 	26.60 	142 	
AD Russell (WI) 	5 	5 	1 	123 	64* 	30.75 	86 	
DR Smith (WI) 	5 	5 	0 	129 	64 	25.80 	141 	
L Ronchi (NZ) 	7 	6 	2 	279 	170* 		69.75
LRPL Taylor (NZ) 	6 	6 	0 	172 	96 	28.66 	247 	
CJ Anderson (NZ) 7 	7 	1 	210 	81 	35.00 	214 	
MJ Guptill (NZ) 	7 	7 	1 	124 	66* 	20.66 	172

Matt Machan is obviously a better player than Steve Smith.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

serious gaylord posted:

At some point you just tell the bowlers to throw beamers

nah the twats would probably have complained and gotten the kids banned or something

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

o.m. 94 posted:

Hi has anyone played Don Bradman Cricket 14. Is it any good (please respond relative to the trace amounts of quality you find in cricket games). Can I take Bangladesh to Test supremacy

Its better than any other past cricket game; although that isn't saying a great deal. Its a fun game that has its problems (bowling could be fun but it feels like you can bowl well and get nothing and suddenly got a hat trick off of three poo poo deliveries, and I think the batting difficulty curve is a little too steep) but its still a very fun game that doesn't turn into a piece of piss after five minutes. I mod a forum that some of the devs post on (including the CEO of the producing company) and they seem to actually give a poo poo which is quite novel for cricket games.

Also I played online against an ISIS team (???) and won with Scotland, which isn't something that you can say about any other sports game!

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
So Scotland smashed Ireland by 180 runs last night

our very very poo poo bowling attack somehow managed to bowl them out for 117

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
The Australian ones are allegedly being broadcast, but the New Zealand ones aren't. Cricvid will probably have the ones that they are broadcasting on, and I'd imagine that Sky will have them on in the UK. Although quite why they aren't able to broadcast these warmups when they were able to broadcast all of the warm up games for the World T20 (which were held during the first round of the competition!) I'll never know...

Whoever designed the graphics package for this needs to be shot, or at least reminded that we are in 2015 and that widescreen is a thing

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
The 89 kit looks like some minor league baseball team kit and that's pretty funny

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
Scotland lost to the West Indies... by three runs.

I know the West Indies are shite and all, but that is still pretty impressive. Its the closest we've come to actually beating a full member, and it wasn't like the West Indies had a second rate team that collapsed in a head: they scored 313

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
Brad McNamara is a cock that knows as much about cricket as my gran does

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

Nystral posted:

My in laws are from Guyana and so we'll be watching the Windies. I'm far more of a T20 watcher, but it seems like the Windies are little improved from the 2011 CWC - middling team with some strong bats and lacking in overall depth on offense and everywhere on defense.

Typically I consider it a success if WI can beat out the likes of NZ or SL. However in Pool B who should I be watching as a stalking horse given that South Africa seems to be out of reach?

they almost lost to scotland

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
he's the sort of guy who buys an sa account to shout at people laughing at him, isn't he?

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
My impression also is that cricket is kinda dying off in the West Indies. People are going into other forms of sport, partially because professional cricket really doesn't pay in the West Indies unless you get an IPL/BBL contract - that's why you always near stories of Narine or Gayle saying that they are "injured" and can't be available for selection for West Indies international tours while they continue to play franchise cricket.

MaoistBanker posted:

someone tell Gayle this isn't a test.

tbh 29 of the first 6 isn't that bad: that's still five an over and this isn't a T20 so you can afford to not go into slogging mode from the start and play your way in a bit.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
we've shared streaming sites in the thread before and never had an issue, dunno why the world cup would be any different

the canadian streaming service apparently costs CDN$179 to get all the matches, which is frankly ridiculous and you shouldn't pay that for a month long competition

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

runoverbobby posted:

The snicko they've been using for this tournament seems blurry and unhelpful.

the graphics for this tournament are all poo poo

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
the irish fan is here

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
He's actually being foxed by George Dockrell's amazing spin bowling

haha 1.83 run rate over the last six overs, that's england level poo poo

e: why did that irish fan have a bible verse on a sign

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

that's the most irish thing

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

webmeister posted:

The Gospel of Watson, 0:1 "And lo, he didst but smash it in the nets"

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
hahahaha

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
I must admit, I wasn't expecting George Dockrell to be the best of Ireland's bowlers

Bharatrocity posted:

An Ireland win would be absolutely amazing

Wouldn't be that surprising, they've beaten the west indies four times before and this isn't a great West Indies team.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
They let Scotland score 300 in the last warmup

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
the old rule used to be double after 30; and that would only be 212 which seems a little high tbh

mcbrine's bowling has been pretty good: its quite remarkable to have an economy of less than 3 in an odi

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IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
they usually fade it down when something like that happens

although its not the worst thing we've had this winter

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