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# ? Jan 22, 2015 05:04 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 16:06 |
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security drone might have a weird tendency to copypaste articles about military campaigns/hardware but he/she also makes good posts sometimes so idg why everyone hates on them w/e idk
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 05:05 |
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lmao
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 05:05 |
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 05:06 |
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bahahaha |
# ? Jan 22, 2015 05:07 |
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 05:11 |
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 05:12 |
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great work bacalou and that awesome image makes my last post 'work' even better
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 05:16 |
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 06:34 |
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(George is in the Matrix being chased by Agents while Jerry guides him outside the Matrix on the computer) George: I could use a LITTLE help here Jerry. Jerry: Calm down Georgey boy, I'm sending you some weapons. (an object starts to materialize in George's hand) (it's a danish) George: Jerry this is a doughnut, a doughnut. Jerry: No, no, this doesn't add up at all, these is from the right directory... Jerry: Someone replaced all of the gun programs with one's for pastries! George: What the hell Jerry?! Who would do something like that?! (Jerry staring at the camera): Newwwwman. ---------------- |
# ? Jan 22, 2015 06:44 |
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GEORGE: So I'm the Chosen One, right? Which means I can do anything in the Matrix, right? JERRY: Right. GEORGE: And because of this I'm supposed to save mankind. Yeesh. JERRY: A daunting task. GEORGE: Or.... JERRY: Oh no. GEORGE: I could just...keep living in the Matrix. JERRY: What?! You can't do that! GEORGE: Don't you get it Jerry? I can have everything I ever wanted! My lie about being an architect at Vandelay Industries wouldn't be a lie anymore! I could make it real! I would never have to lie again! I could just change the Matrix to suit myself! JERRY: Oh, they're still lies in the sense that none of it matters. GEORGE: Come on Jerry, can't you be happy for me? JERRY: Happy? You need to save humanity! You need to save me, your friend, from the Matrix! And you're throwing it all away to be a fake architect? GEORGE: No, not fake, because I can download the architect program to my brain. JERRY: Oh I can't believe this.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:43 |
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Dont bully me! posted:Jerry: It's a trilogy about nothing. |
# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:48 |
Bwee posted:oh god security drone forget everything bad i ever said about you i love you ---------------- |
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 08:04 |
everybody thank Security Drone for this idea and this thread perhaps he is a godkiller, ready to defeat polishthunder84? ---------------- |
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 08:06 |
MORPHEUS: Hurry! [holds up phone] Neo, you go first! COSTANZA: Really, you're going to make me go through a dirty payphone? MORPHEUS: Hurry! COSTANZA: [reluctantly touches phone] [licks lips] Eugh, geez. I can't. MORPHEUS: Tank, Chlorox wipes! TANK: [typing furiously] On it! [rising violin and brass horns music] WetNightmare fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Jan 22, 2015 ---------------- |
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 08:13 |
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WetNightmare posted:everybody thank Security Drone for this idea and this thread aww geeze I feel bad for making a big deal out of it now, I was just kidding. You gave it a life I was never creative enough to bring forward. I only wish I could read the entire script redone with Costanza scene by scene. Also, no man can defeat polishthunder84. Polish thunder, hear my cry... |
# ? Jan 22, 2015 08:20 |
Security Drone posted:I only wish I could read the entire script redone with Costanza scene by scene. wow i want to do that ---------------- |
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 08:25 |
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[INT. the Nebuchadnezzar. GEORGE is resting on a cot. MORPHEUS enters.] MORPHEUS: When the Matrix was born, there was a man born inside. He could shape the Matrix into whatever he desired. It was he who showed us the way, and told us the truth of the Matrix. GEORGE: Ugh, what is the thread count on these sheets? 5? This is just... unacceptable. What's the room service policy here? MORPHEUS: [eye twitching] There's always one like that. There are those of us who have spent our entire lives, searching for him. GEORGE: I mean seriously, look at these pajamas? You can't check out how to make proper cloth in the Matrix? We got tons of looms in there. Rolling in cloth and looms. It's ridiculous. MORPHEUS: I did what I had to do, because... GEORGE: Yeah, yeah, I know. It's real important and all. Anyway, we got a continental breakfast getup or something? I hope it's not like 7:00 to 9:00, I never get why they expect us to get up on those hours on vacation, I mean it's a vacation! MORPHEUS: It's not a vacation Neo. This important. GEORGE: Yeah, I know, I know. But we haven't really talked about compensation, you know? What sort of deal are we looking at here? We get dental? Tell me we get dental. MORPHEUS: [flustered] Augh, I don't know, Neo. A billion dollars. That good? |
# ? Jan 22, 2015 08:30 |
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Side note: In the next scene, Tank says, 'Hey mikey, I think he likes it.' in regards to Neo training. Why does Tank know about that commercial? That commercial was made in 1972, and ended its run in 1984. Tank in the previous scene claims he's never been in the Matrix, that he's a home-grown human in Zion. So, what, did someone come out of the Matrix and be like, TANK! YOU GOTTA HEAR ABOUT THIS CRAZY COMMERCIAL FOR QUAKER OATS 'LIFE' CEREAL!!'. Why would tank have any contemporary pop culture knowledge?? |
# ? Jan 22, 2015 08:33 |
it is assumed that the matrix is set in a cycle of like 1990's-2000's so it wouldn't ever really be 'old' and he probably has information about the past from data caches
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 08:39 |
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bacalou posted:it is assumed that the matrix is set in a cycle of like 1990's-2000's so it wouldn't ever really be 'old' and he probably has information about the past from data caches true, but still seems like a weird thing to look up, like, why would those commercials cut into his study time, and how did he decide to use it as a phrase... ah, I'm just nitpicking. |
# ? Jan 22, 2015 08:42 |
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Jett posted:Jerry: So how's the whole chosen one thing going, George? |
# ? Jan 22, 2015 09:07 |
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oh man, haha |
# ? Jan 22, 2015 09:09 |
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[George sees a box of raisins sitting on the ground, he looks away for a moment and when he looks back the raisins are gone] George: Whoa. Weird. [Everyone freezes right in their tracks] Jerry: What did you just say? George: Nothing. Just thought I saw a box of raisins. Elaine: What did you see? Kramer: What happened? George: A box of raisins was just sitting on the ground back there, and now. *poof hands* Elaine: Are you sure? Who just leaves a box of raisins George: They may have been prunes. I'm not sure. Jerry: Drake! Whatley! George: What is it? Kramer: A box of raisins is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something. You know, Sunmaid... George: You'd think if they were gonna make some changes in this city they'd do something about the parking |
# ? Jan 22, 2015 09:58 |
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George: so let me get this straight. I can go anywhere I want? Jerry: anywhere you want! George: I go? Jerry: you go! George: and there I am. Jerry: and there you are! George: and it happens just like that? *snaps fingers* Jerry: just *snaps* like that. George: this is amazing! So I can teleport right to the cleanest toilet in the city! Jerry: like that! *snaps fingers* Jerry: hey! Where did you go?! |
# ? Jan 22, 2015 14:47 |
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ahahaha |
# ? Jan 22, 2015 16:09 |
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 16:48 |
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INT. GREEN TINTED SUBWAY STATION ------ AFTERNOON ELAINE and GEORGE are waiting to use the phone booth. GEORGE is staring at the MAN USING THE PHONE. GEORGE He knows I'm waiting. He sees me. He doesn't want to look. ELAINE What? GEORGE is locked on the MAN ON THE PHONE . . . GEORGE You know, it's a public phone. You're not supposed to just chit chat. ELAINE George I want to tell you something. Everything the Oracle has told me-- GEORGE (CONT'D) I just can't believe the way people are. What is it with humanity? What kind of world do we live in? Now THE PHONE GUY gets off the phone. ELAINE goes over. ELAINE George, the phone's free. GEORGE Hallelujah! After ELAINE picks up the receiver she sees a woman beat GEORGE to be next by the thinnest of margins . ELAINE disappears. She awakens in the real world. ELAINE George . . . JERRY What happened? ELAINE Some lady cut the line to use the phone . . . You have to send me back JERRY I can't. Back in the subway station GEORGE confronts the WOMAN. GEORGE Excuse me, I was waiting here. WOMAN Where? I didn't see you. GEORGE I've been standing here for ten minutes. WOMAN I wont be long. GEORGE Uh, that's not the point. The point is I was here first. WOMAN Well, if you were here first, you'd be holding the phone. She puts her quarter in and ignores him completely. She starts to dial. GEORGE You know, we're living in a society! We're supposed to act in a civilized way . . . He turns away from the WOMAN GEORGE (CONT'D) Does she care? . . . No. Does anyone ever display the slightest sensitivity over the problems of a fellow individual? No, no, a resounding no! Right on cue, he's stopped by an AGENT. AGENT Mr. Costanza . . . ELAINE Run, George. Run . . . ! The AGENT is actually THE PHONE GUY from before. PHONE GUY Hey, sorry I took so long. GEORGE (COMPLETE ABOUT FACE) Oh, that's okay, really, don't worry about it.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 03:44 |
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ron color posted:INT. GREEN TINTED SUBWAY STATION ------ AFTERNOON |
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ron color posted:INT. GREEN TINTED SUBWAY STATION ------ AFTERNOON ---------------- |
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 05:18 |
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Holy poo poo ron |
# ? Jan 23, 2015 11:49 |
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ron color poster of the year
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 12:14 |
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 12:29 |
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hurf de durf sliding into the goooooldmiiiiine
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