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Cyber Dog

this is the best thread ivve ever read...you area all doing really good work

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Cyber Dog

Dont bully me! posted:

*at diner*
George: I know kung fu
Jerry: You know kung fu?
George: I know kung fu
Elaine: You do NOT know kung fu
George: *smug* I know kung fu
*kramer walks in*
Jerry: George knows kung fu
Kramer: Yeah I know
Elaine: Really?
Jerry: You knew?
Kramer: I did
Jerry: You knew that he knew kung fu?
Kramer: Yeah man it's all these computers. The internet. They jack you in and *convulses*
Jerry: Well, now i've heard everything
*bass line to outro*

Cyber Dog

jerry: so there i am, thinking the matrix was just a bad dream, having dinner with a beautiful woman, and then...
elaine: and then what?
jerry: man hands.
elaine: man hands?
jerry: man hands.
elaine: so?
jerry: so it HAD to be a program!

Cyber Dog

*kramer enters*
elaine: kramer, get THIS. jerry says he met a woman with man hands.
*kramer spits out matrix coffee, hold up hand to elaine as if to say "hold on"*
kramer: jerry, you know what that means.
jerry: i KNOW!

Cyber Dog

In Drywall posted:

jerry: so there i am, thinking the matrix was just a bad dream, having dinner with a beautiful woman, and then...
elaine: and then what?
jerry: man hands.
elaine: man hands?
jerry: man hands.
elaine: so?
jerry: so it HAD to be a program!

In Drywall posted:

*kramer enters*
elaine: kramer, get THIS. jerry says he met a woman with man hands.
*kramer spits out matrix coffee, hold up hand to elaine as if to say "hold on"*
kramer: jerry, you know what that means.
jerry: i KNOW!

elaine: you believe this man hand thing too?
kramer: if she's got man hands she's a prgram. you better believe it lady
elaine: so what'd you do after?
jerry: after dinner with the program?
elaine: yeah, the program with man hands.
jerry: i gave her my number
kramer: you GAVE a program your number?!
jerry: i gave her my number!!
kramer: JERRY! That could lead them STRAIGHT to the nebaukennzher!
jerry (exasperated): WE HAD DINNER!

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