- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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Jerry: So how's the whole chosen one thing going, George?
George: Oh, that. Yeah, I quit.
Jerry: You quit? Why? You had a hot girlfriend, you got to wear cool shades, you were the only hope for humanity, how could you just quit?
George: Well, that Smith guy, he's, um…(gesticulates vaguely) replicating himself.
Jerry: Replicating himself.
George: Yeah, you know, he jabs someone in the chest, and they become...him.
Jerry: Then what does he become?
George: He's him too, Jerry.
Jerry: So they're both him?
George: They're both him.
Jerry: Then what?
George: Then those hims touch two more people and then they're all him.
Jerry: So he's got the Midas touch except everything he touches turns into…
George: Him.
Jerry: Gotcha.
George: And all the hims want to kill me. I mean how am I supposed to compete with that?
*Eight Kramers burst into the room*
Kramers: (in slightly off-sync unison) Jerry you're not gonna believe this!
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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[George sees a box of raisins sitting on the ground, he looks away for a moment and when he looks back the raisins are gone]
George: Whoa. Weird.
[Everyone freezes right in their tracks]
Jerry: What did you just say?
George: Nothing. Just thought I saw a box of raisins.
Elaine: What did you see?
Kramer: What happened?
George: A box of raisins was just sitting on the ground back there, and now. *poof hands*
Elaine: Are you sure? Who just leaves a box of raisins
George: They may have been prunes. I'm not sure.
Jerry: Drake! Whatley!
George: What is it?
Kramer: A box of raisins is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something. You know, Sunmaid...
George: You'd think if they were gonna make some changes in this city they'd do something about the parking
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