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Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Jett posted:

Jerry: So how's the whole chosen one thing going, George?

George: Oh, that. Yeah, I quit.

Jerry: You quit? Why? You had a hot girlfriend, you got to wear cool shades, you were the only hope for humanity, how could you just quit?

George: Well, that Smith guy, he's, um…(gesticulates vaguely) replicating himself.

Jerry: Replicating himself.

George: Yeah, you know, he jabs someone in the chest, and they become...him.

Jerry: Then what does he become?

George: He's him too, Jerry.

Jerry: So they're both him?

George: They're both him.

Jerry: Then what?

George: Then those hims touch two more people and then they're all him.

Jerry: So he's got the Midas touch except everything he touches turns into…

George: Him.

Jerry: Gotcha.

George: And all the hims want to kill me. I mean how am I supposed to compete with that?

*Eight Kramers burst into the room*

Kramers: (in slightly off-sync unison) Jerry you're not gonna believe this!

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Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
[George sees a box of raisins sitting on the ground, he looks away for a moment and when he looks back the raisins are gone]

George: Whoa. Weird.

[Everyone freezes right in their tracks]

Jerry: What did you just say?

George: Nothing. Just thought I saw a box of raisins.

Elaine: What did you see?

Kramer: What happened?

George: A box of raisins was just sitting on the ground back there, and now. *poof hands*

Elaine: Are you sure? Who just leaves a box of raisins

George: They may have been prunes. I'm not sure.

Jerry: Drake! Whatley!

George: What is it?

Kramer: A box of raisins is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something. You know, Sunmaid...

George: You'd think if they were gonna make some changes in this city they'd do something about the parking

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