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costanza: i was fighting agent smith, and we were really getting into it -- i mean slamming each other into walls, kicking each other across the subway transit, the whole 9 yards!
jerry: wow. so then what happened?
costanza: we're throwing strikes at super speeds, blocking each other, when all the sudden we were locked in a grip, face-to-face.
jerry: yeah?
costanza: anderson did this thing where he flicked my adam's apple....some sort of ju-jitsu, i think....and...and, well...
jerry: aaaand?
costanza: i think it might have moved, jerry.
jerry: what might have moved?
costanza: ...you know, it.
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Neo George visits his parents
Frank Costanza: what do you need that coat for? is it raining?
George: it's not for rain, it doesn't really matter what we wear. I can get any outfit in the system.
Frank: oh so now you think you can get any suit you want? is that it? and this is what you pick?!
Estelle Constanza: Frank leave him alone, that's the style these days.
Frank: Style? What's this about style??
George: I like the way it looks
Frank: oh so my son is a fashionista now?!
Estelle: He's very fashionable
George: oh God, mom....please....
Frank: You look ridiculous. Why can't you just wear a suit a tie for God's sake?
George: No! I'm not going to wear a suit and tie. That's what he wears and I am not like him! I am anti-suit!
Estelle: He's anti-suit Frank
Frank: Anti-suit? Are you telling me you're never going to wear a suit and tie? If I drop dead tomorrow my son is going to show up at my funeral wearing those sunglasses and that coat? It's the middle of summer!
Estelle: Don't talk like that Frank, you're not going to die.
Frank: I'll die whenever I want woman!! and I'll be damned if any son of mine tries to turn my funeral into a fashion show!
George: Stop!! just stop! I can turn it into whatever I want, I am the chosen one, and this conversation is over! I like my coat and I'm going to wear my coat and that's that.
Estelle: There you go Frank, he's the Chosen One.
George: oh boy, the Chosen One. He should of chose a sensible outfit!
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