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George: She's cheating on me with a program!
Jerry: A program?!
George: A program!
Jerry: Well I mean is it really cheating...
George: It's not okay Jerry!
Kramer: I dont see whats wrong with it, I got plenty of friends who are programs.
Elaine: You are a program.
George: Im gonna get a program of my own, that'll show her!
Jerry: You do that, you get em.
(George spends the rest of the episode getting rejected by programs while Kramer accidently starts an underground program prostitution ring)

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George: I'm done, I'm done with the matrix!
Jerry: Just like that?
George: Just like that!
Jerry: You're matrix free.
George: I'm matrix free.
Jerry: You're a matrix free man.
George: I'm a free man Jerry! I'm a free man!
Jerry: So how is it?
George: I'm lovin it Jerry, I'm lovin it!

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Jett posted:

Jerry: So how's the whole chosen one thing going, George?

George: Oh, that. Yeah, I quit.

Jerry: You quit? Why? You had a hot girlfriend, you got to wear cool shades, you were the only hope for humanity, how could you just quit?

George: Well, that Smith guy, he's, um…(gesticulates vaguely) replicating himself.

Jerry: Replicating himself.

George: Yeah, you know, he jabs someone in the chest, and they become...him.

Jerry: Then what does he become?

George: He's him too, Jerry.

Jerry: So they're both him?

George: They're both him.

Jerry: Then what?

George: Then those hims touch two more people and then they're all him.

Jerry: So he's got the Midas touch except everything he touches turns into…

George: Him.

Jerry: Gotcha.

George: And all the hims want to kill me. I mean how am I supposed to compete with that?

*Eight Kramers burst into the room*

Kramers: (in slightly off-sync unison) Jerry you're not gonna believe this!

lol

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Dont bully me! posted:

Jerry: It's a trilogy about nothing.

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(George is in the Matrix being chased by Agents while Jerry guides him outside the Matrix on the computer)

George: I could use a LITTLE help here Jerry.

Jerry: Calm down Georgey boy, I'm sending you some weapons.

(an object starts to materialize in George's hand)

(it's a danish)

George: Jerry this is a doughnut, a doughnut.

Jerry: No, no, this doesn't add up at all, these is from the right directory...

Jerry: Someone replaced all of the gun programs with one's for pastries!

George: What the hell Jerry?! Who would do something like that?!

(Jerry staring at the camera): Newwwwman.

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