WetNightmare posted:

costanaza: i cant be the chosen one! i-i-ive never been chosen for anything! i dont know how to be chosen!
jerry: face it, you're chosen.
costanza: i'm not going to be chosen!
jerry: you choose not to be chosen?
costanaza: i choose not to be chosen!

In Drywall posted:

this is the best thread ivve ever read...you area all doing really good work

In Drywall posted:

jerry: so there i am, thinking the matrix was just a bad dream, having dinner with a beautiful woman, and then...
elaine: and then what?
jerry: man hands.
elaine: man hands?
jerry: man hands.
elaine: so?
jerry: so it HAD to be a program!

Jett posted:

Jerry: So how's the whole chosen one thing going, George?

George: Oh, that. Yeah, I quit.

Jerry: You quit? Why? You had a hot girlfriend, you got to wear cool shades, you were the only hope for humanity, how could you just quit?

George: Well, that Smith guy, he's, um…(gesticulates vaguely) replicating himself.

Jerry: Replicating himself.

George: Yeah, you know, he jabs someone in the chest, and they become...him.

Jerry: Then what does he become?

George: He's him too, Jerry.

Jerry: So they're both him?

George: They're both him.

Jerry: Then what?

George: Then those hims touch two more people and then they're all him.

Jerry: So he's got the Midas touch except everything he touches turns into…

George: Him.

Jerry: Gotcha.

George: And all the hims want to kill me. I mean how am I supposed to compete with that?

*Eight Kramers burst into the room*

Kramers: (in slightly off-sync unison) Jerry you're not gonna believe this!

Dont bully me! posted:

Jerry: It's a trilogy about nothing.

Commie NedFlanders posted:

George: oh boy, the Chosen One. He should of chose a sensible outfit!

Security Drone posted:

watching the matrix two times in one day in the background to figure out which parts would be best for Neo Costanza is a weird way to spend a wednesday

bacalou posted: