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Heat was funny because they used a class b coin shuttle truck. Attack one of those things and congrats you just got yourself thousands of dollars in loose or boxed coin!
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Feb 8, 2015 23:59
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LingcodKilla posted:Heat was funny because they used a class b coin shuttle truck. Attack one of those things and congrats you just got yourself thousands of dollars in loose or boxed coin! Ya'll do any BEP runs out your way?
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:I used to stare at the blue goo and mountain of poo poo and imagine i was flying over a tropical paradise and the water was so blue and clean and oh man its loving paradise 
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Feb 9, 2015 02:06
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yep same year i was there, too 
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Feb 9, 2015 06:16
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The Town was pretty drat good too.
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When I first got stationed in Norfolk I hooked up with some random Marine A-schooler one weekend and ended up driving her back to her barracks in Dam Neck the next day. She was a student at NMITC and a couple of years later I got picked up for IS and ended up back up there as a student as well. It took me a couple of days to realize why the place looked familiar.
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Constantine XI posted:When I first got stationed in Norfolk I hooked up with some random Marine A-schooler one weekend and ended up driving her back to her barracks in Dam Neck the next day. She was a student at NMITC and a couple of years later I got picked up for IS and ended up back up there as a student as well. It took me a couple of days to realize why the place looked familiar. Intel.txt
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Lazy Reservist posted:Intel.txt He forgot portion markings
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UNCLASSIFIEDAnalogical posted:He forgot portion markings (U) Says you. UNCLASSIFIED
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Friar Zucchini posted:UNCLASSIFIED SAFE SPACE (SS) I'm triggered (SS) MODS SAFE SPACE
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Analogical posted:He forgot portion markings  ?
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Feb 14, 2015 05:33
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I killed and hosed oorah
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NotWritten posted:I killed and hosed oprah
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Feb 17, 2015 08:12
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NotWritten posted:I killed and hosed oorah Thank you for your service 
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Feb 17, 2015 09:56
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I am dishonored that you blowed your load in 5 minutes but I guess that in that evironment you are quite under pressure also for being afraid to get caught or something. Apart from that good job, loved the thread.
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NyxBiker posted:I am dishonored that you blowed your load in 5 minutes Actually that was my first lay AFTER basic completely relaxed in a nice hotel no excuses. Its kind of funny how Murphys law and the law of getting laid works. You see, the first rule loving a lot of bitches is be good looking enough to have a lot bitches that want to get hosed by you. Luckily I was blessed in the attractiveness department. I've never had to put any effort into getting laid. Problem is I was cursed in the actual performance department, drat near every encounter was a loving porno blooper film in the making. I've awkwardly tried to blow off having blown my load putting a condom on at least 3-4 times. Such a shame all the jacking in the porta-shitter stories here. I racked my brain for a good Army jack story and all I could come up with was after one marathon weekend of banging particularly hirsute chick my dick was so brushburnt, blistered, mangled, and downright unpresentable to even the rankest slut. I resolved to stay in the barracks with a tube of neosporin and just spank it for a weekend. Despite my amazing abilities to pull pussy on a regular basis it was probably the best sex I had in my entire military career. At least no one was disappointed in the end. To all the Army wives who took the plunge, risked their marriage, cheated on their deployed husband and gave that pussy up only to have me stick it in and immediately pull it out and spunk all over your tits...  "Wow that never happens, must be because you are so drat hot".... LOL!
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Feb 26, 2015 09:44
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Worked with a bunch of Navy at a power plant and as one would always say "It's not a marathon, it's a race and I'm going to win every time!".
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Jody Tocroach posted:Actually that was my first lay AFTER basic completely relaxed in a nice hotel no excuses. Its kind of funny how Murphys law and the law of getting laid works. You see, the first rule loving a lot of bitches is be good looking enough to have a lot bitches that want to get hosed by you. Luckily I was blessed in the attractiveness department. I've never had to put any effort into getting laid. Problem is I was cursed in the actual performance department, drat near every encounter was a loving porno blooper film in the making. I've awkwardly tried to blow off having blown my load putting a condom on at least 3-4 times. Such a shame all the jacking in the porta-shitter stories here. I racked my brain for a good Army jack story and all I could come up with was after one marathon weekend of banging particularly hirsute chick my dick was so brushburnt, blistered, mangled, and downright unpresentable to even the rankest slut. I resolved to stay in the barracks with a tube of neosporin and just spank it for a weekend. Despite my amazing abilities to pull pussy on a regular basis it was probably the best sex I had in my entire military career. At least no one was disappointed in the end. You are literally Jody, username and in real life.
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Feb 26, 2015 16:13
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A real Jody would be long strokin that poo poo, stretching out your gf in a way that you never could and leaving her completely satisfied for once in her life.
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Feb 27, 2015 09:30
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That's weird, I didn't know you were intel and still you're into cuck and sissy shaming.
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Feb 27, 2015 09:59
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Sjurygg posted:That's weird, I didn't know you were intel and still you're into cuck and sissy shaming. dude, cuck and cuckholding are hilarious words. I'm gonna cuck the poo poo outta you lmao
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Feb 27, 2015 17:30
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Cuck sounds like cock.
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Feb 27, 2015 17:36
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Mike-o posted:Cuck sounds like cock. That's part of the reason its so funny. The other part is the act of loving someone else's wife, sometimes with their consent. Like I said, funny word.
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Feb 27, 2015 17:39
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Cockholding.
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Feb 27, 2015 17:55
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Cockholding. and?
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:dude, cuck and cuckholding are hilarious words. I'm gonna cuck the poo poo outta you lmao Cuck is the funniest fetish. Not just because of the word itself being intrinsically funny but also because it's so loving dumb and weird in a bored kind of way.
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