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awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

i wish for everything to maintain the status quo

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Give Pat a Job posted:

I wish I was like six-foot-nine so I could get with Leoshi cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Genie please eat the eggs.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

lmao

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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TOILETLORD posted:

a roll of toilet paper that never runs out. is what i wish for.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

if it means i never need to crab walk again that is acceptable

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
I wish for you to be free, GEnie

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

three hitlers

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Dec 30, 2009

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Deki posted:

I'd wish for the Genie's wish granting powers with none of the restrictions and none of the drawbacks.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I wish Goku

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Dec 30, 2009

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awesome-express posted:

i wish for everything to maintain the status quo

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
wish boobs

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Dec 30, 2009

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Carol Pizzamom posted:

I wish for you to be free, GEnie

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Dec 30, 2009

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i wish jeff dunham was loving dead and if everyone else has to die because genie words then ok

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
i wish i had the power to turn chocolate into poo poo

wait no

gently caress

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Dec 30, 2009

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TOILETLORD posted:

wish boobs

Shnag
Dec 8, 2010

"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"
I wish everyone in the world were friends and they solve all problems amicably with out war and blood shed.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
wish wishes with wishes for wish

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Dec 30, 2009

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social vegan posted:

i wish jeff dunham was loving dead and if everyone else has to die because genie words then ok

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Dec 30, 2009

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Shnag posted:

I wish everyone in the world were friends and they solve all problems amicably with out war and blood shed.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



whew at least he's dead

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
i wish goons would all get in shape and be successful :)

Shnag
Dec 8, 2010

"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"

Well, STD's aren't as bad as genocide and nuclear war, so net gain positive gain I guess. If everyone is getting tail people would probably be nicer to get around overall. Sucks I still die though, hopefully I am fondly remembered.


social vegan posted:

whew at least he's dead

aww.. :(
edit: Wait, you meant Jeff. He isn't That annoying.

Heffer
May 1, 2003

I wish my farts never stank

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Dec 30, 2009

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Xaris posted:

i wish goons would all get in shape and be successful :)

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Dec 30, 2009

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Heffer posted:

I wish my farts never stank

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

i wish i was a talented and respected musician

Status_Surge
Sep 9, 2009


I need ya, Surge. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.
I wish all water was vodka

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Dec 30, 2009

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Panniculus Rift posted:

i wish i was a talented and respected musician

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i wish for the death of all non americans.

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Dec 30, 2009

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Status_Surge posted:

I wish all water was vodka

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Dec 30, 2009

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TOILETLORD posted:

i wish for the death of all non americans.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
I wish Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled won 5 oscars like it deserved.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Wish Number 1: On November 7th 2000, 5,000 liberal Floridians who were going to vote for Nader decide not to throw their vote away and instead hold their nose and vote for Al Gore.

I need no other wishes.

...because the counties that already voted for Gore were stricken with shingles on election day and tens of thousands of those people could not vote. Those Nader people felt bad so did what they could. Bush takes Florida by a landslide.

Not foolproof.

edit - poo poo, I didn't see there was already a bad-wish-format when I posted. my bad.

GORDON fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Jan 21, 2015

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Dec 30, 2009

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Drunkboxer posted:

I wish Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled won 5 oscars like it deserved.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

"I wish for a book that is written in English and understandable to the average man to appear before me now, in a space unoccupied by anything beyond the normal atmosphere, that contains, in detail, the plans for and the principles behind an inherently safe, efficient, and affordable nuclear fusion reactor."

Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007
i wish to have all the knowledge of the 100 smartest people in every field they teach at college

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
I wish I was a creative, progressive successful rap/hiphop star, that dies of old age and not a gang related shooting.

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Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
I wish everyone in this thread knew how to use the subjunctive mood. You wish you were, people. Condition contrary to fact!

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