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rbjem posted:I wish for a silver tongue; granting the ability to persuade or convince anyone and/or everyone of anything I desire.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:21 |
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Whybird posted:i wish to suck a genie's big, meaty dick
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:26 |
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Vanilla Ice posted:I wish that the genie would have to show and fully explain to me all effects (negative, positive, and neutral) for any of my subsequent wishes within the time equivalent of one of Earth's current 24 hour days in a way that will not cause any harm (physical or otherwise) to any matter in the universe and that the genie must receive my explicit agreement before these subsequent wishes are actually granted.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:30 |
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Nameless_Steve posted:I wish that in a stable orbit at 2.0 AU from the Sun, there would be a perfect duplicate of mid Cretaceous-era planet Earth, complete with duplicate Moon.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:31 |
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:45 |
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I wish everyone on earth has all the necessities needed for life (food, water, shelter, human contact, etc.), so no one is starves to death or is homeless.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:48 |
I wish to change fundamental mathematics so that three is equal to infinity. Boom, infinite wishes.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 17:16 |
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Machai posted:I wish to change fundamental mathematics so that three is equal to infinity. Boom, infinite wishes.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 17:31 |
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Shnag posted:I wish everyone on earth has all the necessities needed for life (food, water, shelter, human contact, etc.), so no one is starves to death or is homeless.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 17:34 |
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I wish all the people on earth live in total misery, unhappiness and in constant need.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 18:56 |
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:I wish all the people on earth live in total misery, unhappiness and in constant need. so dont change anything?
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 19:08 |
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For my first wish I wish that whatever happens to me will also happen to the genie for eternity, and none of his genie powers or anything will prevent that.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 19:51 |
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I wish Lowtax had never made these forums
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 21:32 |
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I wish for a genie who won't be a jerk, particularly one who doesn't add on clauses to my wishes that I DIDNT FUCKIN ASK FOR or otherwise try to gyp me out of straightforwardly-worded wishes. And no, he can't just talk Afrikaans, or be mentally disabled, or any other dumb poo poo that would otherwise rob me of my fairly-wished-for genie. I want the blue friendly one from disney aladdin who is loyal with a voice like an angel (RIP), and who won't try to screw me over. To the new genie, who won't gently caress with me and knows what is what. I love your voice, dawg. For my second wish, I'd like you to kill that other, rear end in a top hat shyster genie. He's a jerk. For my final wish I wish you freeeeee fly fly freebird I will always love you.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 22:16 |
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Nathilus posted:I wish for a genie who won't be a jerk, particularly one who doesn't add on clauses to my wishes that I DIDNT FUCKIN ASK FOR or otherwise try to gyp me out of straightforwardly-worded wishes. And no, he can't just talk Afrikaans, or be mentally disabled, or any other dumb poo poo that would otherwise rob me of my fairly-wished-for genie. I want the blue friendly one from disney aladdin who is loyal with a voice like an angel (RIP), and who won't try to screw me over. /thread plz
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 22:33 |
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Good genies can't kill. Well known rule.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 23:49 |
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I wish there was no such thing as wishes, retroactively to before the first wish was ever wished.
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# ? Jan 25, 2015 04:16 |
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I wish to win a modest amount on the lottery and spend 10 bux on something worthwhile. As well as this I wish I knew what happened to my original post... Maybe I just hosed up? :/
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# ? Jan 25, 2015 04:41 |
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Meh, I'm still happy.
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# ? Jan 25, 2015 06:01 |
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I wish the simpsons were never cancelled in 1996. Think of all the good years that show had ahead of itself...
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# ? Jan 25, 2015 06:21 |
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i wish anime and manga were to cease to exist
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# ? Jan 25, 2015 11:39 |
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I want the zone to disappear
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# ? Jan 25, 2015 12:23 |
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I wish that Jesus would come back today and usher in the golden age of justice and peace and happiness
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# ? Jan 25, 2015 14:11 |
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I thought people would all still have AIDs and are still having sex per my first wish. Unless, they are both loving and loving each other. Hmm... still not sure if things are overall worse with my wishes.
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# ? Jan 25, 2015 14:44 |
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I wish I never had to wash my pants. Ever. Eveeeeeeeeer.
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# ? Jan 25, 2015 14:53 |
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Ahundredbux posted:I want the Zone to disappear Uh, this can only end well.
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# ? Jan 25, 2015 14:53 |
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won't probably be able to enact wishes til Monday, genie needs his weekend to chillax
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# ? Jan 25, 2015 17:11 |
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I wish that, by thinking about it for no more than 10 seconds, I could figure out the exact wording, in a language I understand, of the foolproof version of any wish.
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# ? Jan 25, 2015 17:17 |
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I wish for 10 more genies Zulily Zoetrope fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Jan 25, 2015 |
# ? Jan 25, 2015 17:31 |
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I want to live forever.
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# ? Jan 25, 2015 20:33 |
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has anyone wished for mmore wishes yet
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# ? Jan 25, 2015 20:53 |
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I wish someone would give the genie a hug.
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# ? Jan 25, 2015 23:23 |
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I wish
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 00:19 |
Ex-Priest Tobin posted:i wish anime and manga were to cease to exist This, but that would mean that western animation would still exist.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 00:21 |
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Waltzing Along posted:I wish someone would give the genie a hug. genie is dead. I wished it so. and the genie that did that is now free. same reason.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:01 |
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Ahundredbux posted:I want the zone to disappear
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 11:02 |
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Nathilus posted:I wish for a genie who won't be a jerk, particularly one who doesn't add on clauses to my wishes that I DIDNT FUCKIN ASK FOR or otherwise try to gyp me out of straightforwardly-worded wishes. And no, he can't just talk Afrikaans, or be mentally disabled, or any other dumb poo poo that would otherwise rob me of my fairly-wished-for genie. I want the blue friendly one from disney aladdin who is loyal with a voice like an angel (RIP), and who won't try to screw me over.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 14:17 |
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:i wish anime and manga were to cease to exist
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 14:24 |
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Leperflesh posted:I wish there was no such thing as wishes, retroactively to before the first wish was ever wished.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 14:29 |
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Sigma_Bark posted:I wish to win a modest amount on the lottery and spend 10 bux on something worthwhile.
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# ? Jan 26, 2015 14:32 |