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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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I'll join, but my condition is that TT does not get his condition.

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Ernie. posted:

TT's condition is now that he doesn't get the thing that he wants.
Keane's condition is now that TT doesn't get what he asks for.
And so TT gets what he wants. And Keane just suck it, royally.

I'm okay with this turn of events.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Here's some fan art from last game:

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I solemnly swear that I will mess with Diqnol.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

True and Real posted:

This is where you might normally go "Fortunately your butt is your face" or something, but I live a wholesome life now. If you were to say something like that to me, I'd smile and laugh heartily alongside you. There is room at the hearth of life for us both.

I would never say that, some people find butts attractive.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

[b]##vote:Diqnol[b/]

Diqnol is confirmed scum, he PMed me a picture of his butt a few days ago and it's a well known fact that only scum have butts.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

##vote:Diqnol

DON'T MOCK ME I NEED YOUR LOVE.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

TURBO DIQNOL IT'LL BE FUNNY

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

True and Real posted:

I would never mock you. You are my cherished friend.

I love you too, Diqnol.

*leaves vote on Diqnol*

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

CapitalistPig posted:

FLAME OFF!

ok fine sorry my friend

##unvote

THIS IS SCUMMY

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Diqnol what is your favorite fruit?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

True and Real posted:

Let me answer that with a question: What is your favorite fruit?

I enjoy the pomelo.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Byers is required to vote everybody in the game at least once d1 I bet.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Ernie is scum.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

CapitalistPig posted:

Keane, why do you keep calling people scummy but continuing to vote for diqnol?

If theys scummy, vote for em!

No.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I will not be satisfied until my knees are on Diqnol's chest, squeezing the last gasps of life from his quivering frame.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Diqnol must die.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Diqnol I love you, and with that I must flay your flash from your skeleton, and turn your flesh to leather, from which I shall fashion a stately belt, and why I must sharpen your bones to craft unholy knives.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Ernie. posted:

wow sorry that sounded a lot harsher when i said it out loud than it was in my head

still friends?

Yes.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Byers2142 posted:

Diqnol, Keane's coming for you...



This is such a half assed insult, Byers.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Byers2142 posted:

I know, but I'm kinda busy working, so it's all the effort I got right now.

I am really hope you know the full saga of GE Cafe, least my joke go unnoticed. :(

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Byers2142 posted:

Where do you think I got the pic? I thought you meant because there's a way better pic, I just didn't have the time to find it.

Mr. Sunshine should haunt goons dreams.

Excellent. Because GE Cafe's rear end in a top hat fell out.

Anyway Diqnol what spices would you like me to season your offal with?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Big Nothing posted:

Thinking back, he posts a lot when he's town and lurks like a motherfucker when scum so :v:

This is because when I'm scum I'm too busy loving mothers to post.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Diqnol can I keep your hair and make a fine wig?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Bad Wolf.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Big Nothing posted:

something something doctor who something something

His last name is Who.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

True and Real posted:

I need to keep my hair on my head for the time being, but when I no longer need it, you may absolutely have it! I live to share.

I didn't mean the hair on your head, Diqnol. Oh no. Oh no no no.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

True and Real posted:

I'm balder than a pygmy mouse otherwise, but feel free to check! This isn't the type of friendly I was expecting...but I won't turn away from it.

Then, Diqnol, I must rephrase. May I make a wig from your heirs?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I am also sick, King B.

Our destinies are forever linked. This is why we must KILL DIQNOL.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Little Mac posted:

Read all my posts in your own voice so you feel bad when I'm lynched and instead I never get lynched!!!

I sound pretty scummy irl.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply


I can confirm that this is Diqnol's voice.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EXAKT Science posted:

you are scummy irl

I can't argue against that, it's true.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I want to gain more weight. I am a few pounds shy of becoming the world's heaviest man and I really want that record. And then I will sit on Diqnol and kill him.

Death to Diqnol.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

True and Real posted:

Keane, sweetikins, my love of loves, who do you find scummy so far?

I, of course, find Diqnol to be the scummiest of all.

But, for reasons that may be clearer later, I have GOOD REASON to think ERNEST is scum.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

King Burgundy posted:

This lists some potentially scary side effects, but I guess that is mostly based on allergic reactions and such. I'll definitely check it out. Thanks!

Have you tried driving toward the death of Diqnol?

Perhaps if you vote him, you will feel better.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

King Burgundy posted:

Diqnol seems so nice right now though. I think it is doing something amazingly positive to the feel of this game and I like it. Why do you think he's scummy? You also mentioned Ernie, what strikes you as scum there?

I am convinced Diqnol is scum.

Call Ernie much more of a gut check.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Ernie. posted:

You are going to hate what I'm going to do in this game later today.

If you think I'm scum now, hoo boy.

You know why I think you're scum, right?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Puntification posted:

I'd like to know...

*performs jazz hands*

Pinterest you know why I think you're scum, right?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Pinterest Mom posted:

I haven't really read the thread yet so no

I do not think Pinterest mom is scum now.

Diqnol is still scum, of course, and I eagerly await the chance to crush his bones into my wine, so I may drink it all up.

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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True and Real posted:

While I love the effort you're putting into calling me scum, I'm still very confused as to why you think I am, and frankly, it's making me a little sad :smith:

I don't mean to make you sad, Diqnol. Truly I don't. Please understand that all I want is to vote you, forever, and for the chance to run my fingers through the hair of your corpse.

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