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dogcrash truther

11 Punchhacks I Wish I'd Known About Before I Tried To Punch My Dad

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:05

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 09:44

dogcrash truther

dadpunch.com > forums > relationship advice > dad wants me to punch his dad as well

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:06

pig slut lisa: irl is good

This Boy Was Too Scared To Punch His Dad Until He Reached Out To A Teen Forum For Help. What Happened Next Will Inspire You.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:07

Salmiakki

if it turtns out youre adopted the punch will not be as meaningfu, and you have to go on a journey to find your real dad, and punch him

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# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:07

Salmiakki

if he is dead punch his gravestone

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# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:08

dogcrash truther

Salmiakki posted:

if it turtns out youre adopted the punch will not be as meaningfu, and you have to go on a journey to find your real dad, and punch him

lol

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:08

dogcrash truther

Salmiakki posted:

if he is dead punch his gravestone

lmao

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:08

dogcrash truther

if you dont punch your dad now, you're going to be punching men who look like your dad for the rest of your life

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:09

pig slut lisa: irl is good

my dad died pefore i could muster the courage to punch him. i hate what i see in the mirror every morning.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:10

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Classic substitution therapy... nice. How about exposure therapy? You could spend a few minutes with your fist on your dad's face, find an innocent way to do it like pose for a picture that looks like you're punching him while he's reading the paper in his study. Keep doing this every day for longer and longer with more intensity and more emotion. One day you'll be ready, suit up in a karate gi for this glam shoot. Just when he's getting so annoyed he's about to spank you, you actually punch him. Whap him right in the jaw and take the pic. He'll never expect it because he knows you're weak.

dogcrash truther posted:

dadpunch.com > forums > relationship advice > dad wants me to punch his dad as well

Salmiakki posted:

if it turtns out youre adopted the punch will not be as meaningfu, and you have to go on a journey to find your real dad, and punch him

dogcrash truther posted:

if you dont punch your dad now, you're going to be punching men who look like your dad for the rest of your life

punching my dad is how i gained his respect. we laugh about it now and on fishing trips together i'll cock my fist back and he pretends like hes scared, haha

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# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:14

bog pixie

dogcrash truther posted:

if you dont punch your dad now, you're going to be punching men who look like your dad for the rest of your life

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:17

Noblesse Obliged

i ask not how your fathar punched you, but how you can punch your fathar

# ? Jan 25, 2015 03:47

GoodbyeTurtles

dogcrash truther posted:

if you dont punch your dad now, you're going to be punching men who look like your dad for the rest of your life

# ? Jan 25, 2015 16:12

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

on the day of my son's birth my wife through a fatigued haze said "this is our son he is going to loving wreck you"

# ? Jan 25, 2015 16:25

tao of lmao

as i've gotten older I've become more and more like my dad and it's getting really hard refraining from punching myself repeatedly every day.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 16:28

Koishi Komeiji

Dad's hate him! Local Son discovers one weird trick to punching your dad!

# ? Jan 25, 2015 16:32

Stormyish

Learn This One Weird Trick To Punch Your Dad!
Doctors HATE Him!

# ? Jan 25, 2015 16:39

Captain No-mates

i have fashioned a series of dolls of his visage fashioned from loose fabric and his shed carapace, each one larger than the last. when i can finally punch the doll that is bigger than him, that is when i will be able to do it

# ? Jan 25, 2015 16:41

tao of lmao

Captain No-mates posted:

i have fashioned a series of dolls of his visage fashioned from loose fabric and his shed carapace, each one larger than the last. when i can finally punch the doll that is bigger than him, that is when i will be able to do it

i was going to suggest a training montage but it looks like you're heading in the right direction. We're done here, folks. Goldmine this poo poo.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 16:43

Captain No-mates

he hangs from the ceiling by a gossamer string. i scratch and ravage the shaddows playing upon the floorboards, he has noticed and he has become concerned

# ? Jan 25, 2015 16:46

Ace of Baes

facepunchstudios used to be called dadfacepunchstudios until the owner got scared his dad might find out

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# ? Jan 25, 2015 16:51

Cheap Shot: Help BIP learn gun?

punch your dad's shadow and if it looks good looks like it may have hurt punch the real deal

:ghost: Spooky Weenies :ghost:

# ? Jan 25, 2015 16:53

Cheap Shot: Help BIP learn gun?

youre half your dad half your mom. Have you tried punching the dad half?makes you think

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# ? Jan 25, 2015 16:56

dogcrash truther

here's a hosed up idea I'm working on for a fyad thread: don't punch your dad :twisted:

# ? Jan 25, 2015 16:58

tao of lmao

mods?

# ? Jan 25, 2015 16:58

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

op is never going to punch his dad at this rate

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# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:05

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

dogcrash truther posted:

if you dont punch your dad now, you're going to be punching men who look like your dad for the rest of your life

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:09

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

perhaps some roleplay exercises will help? i'll be dad. "hi there, slugger. :smug:

whatcha got in your hands? i ask bc they are all balled up."

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# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

my son punches me all the goddamn time. he won't fuckign stop

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:40

deep dish peat moss

Godspeed John Glenn walks over to the crib to feed his baby son, and his wife notices a tremble. He leans over to put the bottle in his infant son's mouth when his wife hears a WHAP! POW! and her husband stumbles backward with a black eye and cartoon stars orbiting his head

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:44

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Godspeed John Glenn walks over to the crib to feed his baby son, and his wife notices a tremble. He leans over to put the bottle in his infant son's mouth when his wife hears a WHAP! POW! and her husband stumbles backward with a black eye and cartoon stars orbiting his head

Yeah, haha, sure. but now that he's 16 it's a whole different story

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:46

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I never know where or when the punches are coming. I always have to be on my guard when my son is around. I like to think that he's preparing me for the harsh outside world, like I am walking down the street and a strange man or a criminal tries to punch me out of nowhere, my son will have given me the reflexes and fear to survive.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:48

dogcrash truther

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I never know where or when the punches are coming. I always have to be on my guard when my son is around. I like to think that he's preparing me for the harsh outside world, like I am walking down the street and a strange man or a criminal tries to punch me out of nowhere, my son will have given me the reflexes and fear to survive.

You must be so proud of your terrifying son.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:51