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bog pixie

wait until he's asleep and then pour a bucket of water on him as a warning

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put koolaid (red) in the showrrcap so he will bathe in blood. only then will your dad know fear

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bake him a cake that says "my love for you dad is like the sweetness of desert" but use salt instead of sugar in the cake

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haha.. really though: break his nose with your fist. send your dad flying comically through the window pane with the brute force of your blows. spare no mercy to that man. he may have birthed you, but that is why you must defeat him

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now im scared too after typing that post, don't do it

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hire your dark-twin to punch him

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what if you hugged your dad. same effect as punching?

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dogcrash truther posted:

if you dont punch your dad now, you're going to be punching men who look like your dad for the rest of your life

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