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Wizgot
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."


You pay 60 bucks for an unfinished piece of poo poo game that consists in walking around painfully doing quests. Furthermore, when you pop the disk into your console you have to wait two loving hours for an update to download because you live in poo poo America where we have poo poo internet service. What happened to giving a video game cart a blowjob and then sticking it in the loving Nintendo. So easy and just simple fun. gently caress you Destiny.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002



im gay and a pc gamer

Mush Man
Jun 25, 2010

Nintendo announces Frolf means Frog Golf.


Oven Wrangler

New video games are good in different ways. What sucks most about video games is actually the community and its constant negativity. Maybe you're just not interested in video games anymore? Maybe you've grown up?

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life

got a ps4 the other day and i dont have internet, couldnt play the one game i got with it. went to pop in a DVD and it tells me i have to connect to the internet once before movie playback would work lol

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009



Nap Ghost

who the gently caress uses disks? are you from 10 years ago?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

We wanted to get vaporwave into the hands of the average Joe, with an a e s t h e t i c they could relate to.


video games flick their cigarettes at me when I go to 7-11 to get stuff.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011


Video Games like Hollywood have found the magic formula to making blockbusters reliably for the near future. This formula is usually bland. The end.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.



Dinosaur Gum

Don't blame all games because of that piece of poo poo Destiny.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002



NutritiousSnack posted:

Video Games like Hollywood have found the magic formula to making blockbusters reliably for the near future. This formula is usually bland. The end.

imo ubisoft is the worst offender here

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009



Nap Ghost

go climb a tower to reveal nearby activities in this driving game

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape

unlock this, unlock that

grind grind grind

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003


Wizgot posted:

Furthermore, when you pop the disk into your console

I found the problem.

Try to not game on underpowered cheapo hardware.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


I bought me a PS4 from a pawnshop cause it's been a few years since I had a system. I regret buying it. I really do. All the games out there suck. It's all your yearly rehash of Call of Duty, Madden, and wrestling.

Not to mention games are easy as gently caress these days. Did you get hurt? Just run away for 10 seconds cause the AI is too stupid to chase you and your health will regenerate to full so you can go back and kill them.

all these games also now include RPG elements of leveling up your powers so really bosses just become a challenge of how much you need to grind to kill them rather than how do you actually learn to kill them.

gently caress video games where's my Interactive Occulus porn?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Also a few days ago I went into a Gamestop to see if they had anything cool. I decided to pick up Diablo and I wanted it new so all that DLC and expansion codes hadn't been used yet. Dude rings me up starts to pull the disc out of this paper sleeve he had in the back and I'm all "Uh no, I want the new copy please." and he's like "oh it is new"


I turned down the sale and walked away

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


98-05 were the best years for PC games beginning with starcraft..after BF2 it was all downhill. Never cared as much about consoles, but N64 at launch was amazing. Don't remember any other highlights sorry

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010


Video games are for children, way to be a manchild OP

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002
Ask me about my micro-penis

only play independent rogue likes on the pc OP

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002



the latest xcom was the most recent classic imo. excellent game

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Grimey Drawer

I have a game on disk too; it's compatible with Windows 98, score!

Jace Madan
Apr 10, 2007

A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

TEAYCHES posted:

imo ubisoft is the worst offender here

Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed II

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

Assassin's Creed: Revelations

Assassin's Creed III

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

Assassin's Creed Rogue

Assassin's Creed Unity

Assassin's Creed Victory

Assass 2: Electric Boogaloo

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002
Ask me about my micro-penis

Nuclear Throne is currently the only good game until Killing Floor 2 comes out (which I pray to god doesn't suck because KF is awesome)

http://store.steampowered.com/app/242680/

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS

Pillbug

actually destiny is p sweet

jetpacking around shooting robots with my spacemans rocket launcher owns

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Jace Madan posted:

Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed II

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

Assassin's Creed: Revelations

Assassin's Creed III

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

Assassin's Creed Rogue

Assassin's Creed Unity

Assassin's Creed Victory

Assass 2: Electric Boogaloo

i can't believe anyone played more than the first 3 of these games, hell i really had to force myself to finish brotherhood. never has there ever been a more same-y series of games, and that's saying a lot.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002



someone needs to make a pirate game thats like ac4 but not a custodial clear out the map icons thing with lots of stealth and timed quests

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Jace Madan posted:

Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed II

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

Assassin's Creed: Revelations

Assassin's Creed III

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

Assassin's Creed Rogue

Assassin's Creed Unity

Assassin's Creed Victory

Assass 2: Electric Boogaloo

I didn't own a system when the Assasin's Creed fad started and now that I do I purposley don't want to try it even used cause they can't be that good when they're being spit out so fast

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005



I like video games they are fun

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Destiny also sucks cause it follows the final Fantays 13 plan of "Play for over 20 hours then you get to the real game"

Jace Madan
Apr 10, 2007

A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

Volume posted:

I didn't own a system when the Assasin's Creed fad started and now that I do I purposley don't want to try it even used cause they can't be that good when they're being spit out so fast

No, no no, they are absolutely quality ga....



Uh, nevermind.

urea
Aug 18, 2013



The problem is that video games have gone 'mainstream', and 'mainstream' types have bad taste in everything (see: pop music, fast food, superhero movies, etc.).

spud
Aug 27, 2003

I like to make the sex

I actually miss the SNES/Neo Geo era, where games were more linear, but 2d and finely honed. All this open-world, sandbox is just tiring.

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004



actually its the old games that suck

Jace Madan
Apr 10, 2007

A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

I want a remake of the classic game Burger Time

With an angsty chef protagonist that cuts himself with frozen patties while having flashbacks to his time in the special forces. And it's gotta be gray. Brown and gray.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Volume posted:

I didn't own a system when the Assasin's Creed fad started and now that I do I purposley don't want to try it even used cause they can't be that good when they're being spit out so fast

the first game was cool because it was in a location and time that was of massive interest to me as a history geek. the second was a big improvement gameplay-wise over the first though i disliked the setting compared to the first. then brotherhood is just the same fuckin game as 2, it does so little differently that it could have just been an expansion pack, and everything i've read of the games after that suggests that they all have that problem.

this series is surely on its way to the same burnout that tony hawk and ______ hero experienced.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

We've run outta retro!

Jace Madan posted:

No, no no, they are absolutely quality ga....



Uh, nevermind.

i would pay for a game the promised this

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

We've run outta retro!

honestly the best game i've played recently has been the Resident Evil 1 remake of a gamecube game that was a remake of the original PS1 game
that and modding Ground Zeroes has been fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxgShppev8E

edit: vvv i want katamari souls

Stick Figure Mafia fucked around with this message at Jan 25, 2015 around 11:47

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


Souls series and Katamari are the only things worth playing in the last ten years or so. Maybe FTL.

^^Nito is Katamari Souls.

raton fucked around with this message at Jan 25, 2015 around 11:50

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



looking forward to that killing game with the dude with the long hair

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002



valve should make a half life mmorpg

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Sheep-Goats posted:

Souls series and Katamari are the only things worth playing in the last ten years or so. Maybe FTL.

^^Nito is Katamari Souls.

viva pinata mother fucker

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006



video games are ok.

manchildren who identify themselves as 'gamers' and base 90% of their free time around video games aren't ok. hth

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