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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Video Games > Why do new video games suck?
 
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swamp waste
Nov 4, 2009

There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone
Unconvinced-sounding female announcer:
New video game is ready to change the way you think about video games FOREVER.

(3-5 seconds of men in future armor running around shooting lasers at each other)

Male pattern baldness guy in hornrims sitting with his back to a computer screen:
We wanted the power-ups to give the player the feeling of being very cool and powerful.

Announcer:
In new video game, players can customize their own character with weapons, armor, and skills.

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