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tao of lmao

wrestling is one of the dumbest things on the planet. i love it.

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Al Borland

by XyloJW
I choose to be the dark horse wrestler #33 I will come in as the winner is holding up his/her belt in victory and slam a steel chair into his/her back then pile drive them into the commentator's table taking the belt up on my own and walking off stage triumphantly.

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tao of lmao

Al Borland posted:

I choose to be the dark horse wrestler #33 I will come in as the winner is holding up his/her belt in victory and slam a steel chair into his/her back then pile drive them into the commentator's table taking the belt up on my own and walking off stage triumphantly.

1d30=2

You're on team 2 w/Crap

posting smiling

Dont bully me! posted:

1d30=28

you're on team 28 with atcg

i feel good about this. what hashtags should i follow to stay informed?

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Dont bully me! posted:

1d30=2

You're on team 2 w/Crap

I will channel the spirit of Macho Man Savage and the strength of Andre the Giant.

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tao of lmao

i will keep you up to date on twitter trends as the night progresses

Stormyish

wait, what team did I get

posting smiling
me and atcg are going to win the hungry games and the royal rumble. we're going to use the av certs to get a paired av set, and we're going to marry each other.

tao of lmao

Stormyish

well i plum forgot

PathAsc

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Someone come tag team with me on 9. One of the best numbers, because divisible by 3 and it's 3 3s and we're the awesome chill team. :smuggo:

Al Borland

by XyloJW

PathAsc posted:

Someone come tag team with me on 9. One of the best numbers, because divisible by 3 and it's 3 3s and we're the awesome chill team. :smuggo:

trinity pile drive comin right up.

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Wertjoe

PathAsc posted:

Someone come tag team with me on 9. One of the best numbers, because divisible by 3 and it's 3 3s and we're the awesome chill team. :smuggo:

It would take three of your threes to beat me, the real three! You're just a paper champ!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Pinche Rudo

[sneaks up behind Wertjoe]

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

tao of lmao

Almost time for the preshow. The rumble itself will probably be in another 2-3 hours.

Wertjoe



Didn't even feel it at all!
why are my ears ringingWOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Piso Mojado

Classicist posted:

me and atcg are going to win the hungry games and the royal rumble. we're going to use the av certs to get a paired av set, and we're going to marry each other.

its rumble time!

Piso Mojado

Stormyish


what are those 80's ladies doing here?

PathAsc

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Wertjoe posted:

It would take three of your threes to beat me, the real three! You're just a paper champ!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!





That wrestling ring is MY yard. And I'm the big dog that runs that yard.

Wertjoe

Fetch my gold champin belt, dog.

PathAsc

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Wertjoe posted:

Fetch my gold champin belt, dog.

I don't know fetch, only bite. Meanwhile, you only know felch, but to each their own. See you in the ring, rest in peace.

Pinche Rudo

[sneaks up on PathAsc and Wertjoe]

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

PathAsc

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Colonel Wood posted:

[sneaks up on PathAsc and Wertjoe]



Too bad I paid off this little bastage.

landy.
if I win this im going to have some serious egg on my face.


ron color
i have no idea how this works

pig slut lisa

irl is good


is the bumble starting

ron color
oh they actually give them numbers

tao of lmao

ron color posted:

i have no idea how this works

there are 30 dudes who are going to fake fight. they enter in a predetermined, but unknown to us order. it starts w two people and every 2 minutes another dude enters the ring. they have to throw each other out to eliminate them. so your number represents the X person to enter. i'll live post the guys who come in and what they're chances of winning are, and you all get to blindly cheer a number and maybe win something and have a chuckle or two along the way.

ron color
ya duh

Piso Mojado

Dont bully me! posted:

there are 30 dudes who are going to fake fight. they enter in a predetermined, but unknown to us order. it starts w two people and every 2 minutes another dude enters the ring. they have to throw each other out to eliminate them. so your number represents the X person to enter. i'll live post the guys who come in and what they're chances of winning are, and you all get to blindly cheer a number and maybe win something and have a chuckle or two along the way.

pig slut lisa

irl is good


i'm going to win since i have michael jordan's number. he was the best there ever was.

Pinche Rudo

Approx 30-35 mins till the rumble starts

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

Pinche Rudo

Lead up matches are over. Royal Rumble to start in a few minutes!!

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

FluffieDuckie

i'm so excited i'm shaking

is this a free thing? should i approach my television set?


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

ron color
stone cold austin is about to start us off against ric flair

edit steve

tao of lmao

FluffieDuckie posted:

i'm so excited i'm shaking

is this a free thing? should i approach my television set?

not free :/

ron color
its ok ill describe the action

ron color
here comes rey mysterio jr.....hes looking determined, he looked right at mick foley like he was gonna jump on his head like a gomba.....hes the only one of these dudes who can do a flip

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tao of lmao

1 Drilldo Squirt - The Miz. Zero chance of winning. Thanks for playing!
2 Crap + Al_Boreland - R-Truth. Zero chance of winning. Thanks for playing!
3 Wertjoe
4 WD-40
5 Brillo Pad
6 Saboten
7 bog pixie
8 Stormyish
9 PathAsc
10 MasterStur
11 Captain Nomates
12 Goodbye Turtles
13 When In Rome
14 Colonel Wood
15 Siluvayne
16 A LOVELY LAD
17 Bull Runner
18 DemonToadGoat
19 Bwatts
20 Ron Color
21 Bwee
22 7777777
23 Alnilam
24 AAB
25 Pig Slut Lisa
26 WindmillSlayer
27 Fluffieduckie
28 ATCG + Classicist
29 Cumt
30 Bo-Pepper

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