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SHOULD YOU WATCH THIS? YES! YES! YES! It's the Royal Rumble, stupid. Relevant links for tonight: Royal Rumble Roulette Teams: Noble Gases, Non-Noble Posters Royal Rumble TOXX Thread: Don't Bet on Pro Wrestling Make your dumb and wrong picks in the WH2KPSP Prediction game! Make your stupid and awful picks, but on Fourdown!  30 men enter. One hour and 29 men later, one man leaves, destined for a world championship fight of his choice at WrestleMania. Welcome to The Royal Rumble. Tonight, live from   THE PRESHOW STARTS AT 7 EST SO UH DON'T MISS THIS MATCHOne time Cesaro and Kidd dressed up like gimps to attack the New Day because they didn't like the way they danced or something. Now they're fighting in an elimination match good.  hmm okay  The Ascension showed up a few weeks ago and made fun of some old tag teams. Then lots of old tag teams showed up and beat them up. Now one of the old tag teams are gonna fight the Ascension. God bless yor Mr. rear end  The Miz tried to gently caress Jimmy Uso's wife and then the Usos took the Double Miz's titles. Now Miz and Mizdow try to take their titles back and the Miz might still try to gently caress Naomi.  Brock Lesnar has finally returned to defend the title that he won, quasi-defended once, and then went away for a long time. John Cena put the Authority out of power by proxy, then brougth them back once Seth Rollins tried to kill Edge. Seth Rollins has lost to John Cena a bunch, beat John Cena thanks to Brock Lesnar and Big Show once. Paul Heyman has been in the middle throughout all of this. Who will walk out the champion at the end of the night?  Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the Royal Rumble! Earlier today the 30 participants who entered, drew numbers at random. In just a few moments the individuals who drew number one and number two will be in the Royal Rumble and every two minutes thereafter another individual will enter the ring according to the number he drew. Remember, in the Royal Rumble it is Every Man For Himself. And elimination occurs when a wrestler is thrown out over the top and both feet touch the floor. The one man remaining in the ring after all 30 participants have entered will be declared the winner of the Royal Rumble and will go on his way to face whoever the champion is at Wrestlemania! That's right, it's THE ROYAL (loving) RUMBLE and it's coming to you, live, tonight! Bard Maddox fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Jan 25, 2015 |
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Here was a cool post that had some great things about the Rumble.quote:Like a lot of people, the Royal Rumble is hands down my favourite WWE pay-per-view. The 1989 Royal Rumble was my introduction to wrestling and it remains one of my favourite Rumble matches because it has an unpredictable winner and plenty of cool moments throughout (Demolition draw 1&2, Megapowers break up teased).
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NETWORK LINKS TO EVERY RUMBLE IN HISTORY Royal Rumble 1988 Royal Rumble 1989 Royal Rumble 1990 Royal Rumble 1991 Royal Rumble 1992 Royal Rumble 1993 Royal Rumble 1994 Royal Rumble 1995 Royal Rumble 1996 Royal Rumble 1997 Royal Rumble 1998 Royal Rumble 1999 Royal Rumble 2000 Royal Rumble 2001 Royal Rumble 2002 Royal Rumble 2003 Royal Rumble 2004 Royal Rumble 2005 Royal Rumble 2006 Royal Rumble 2007 Royal Rumble 2008 Royal Rumble 2009 Royal Rumble 2010 Royal Rumble 2011 Royal Rumble 2012 Royal Rumble 2013 Royal Rumble 2014
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ROYAL RUMBLE TEAMSAtticus Finch posted:1 Team Rubidium
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ROYAL RUMBLE BINGO CARDS/DRINKING GAME   
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it's in philly not phoenix. you stupid motherfucker. you stupid motherfucking piece of poo poo !!!
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It says a lot about how excited I am for the Rumble itself that I forgot there was a triple threat for the title with BRAAAOOOOAAOOOCKKKKK LESSSSSSSSSNARRRR
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acai moonsault posted:it's in philly not phoenix. you stupid motherfucker. you stupid motherfucking piece of poo poo !!! I just assumed nobody read it anyway
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Jan 25, 2015 19:30
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It's not in Phoenix ya goofus. It's in Philadelphia and so am I  mega hyped for this mess.
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Jan 25, 2015 19:31
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The Rumble, bitch. Team 24, bitch. Gonna own.
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Jan 25, 2015 19:41
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4th row ringside facing the hard cam
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Jan 25, 2015 19:42
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I am watching some of the modern Royal Rumble matches I have missed to get ready for tonight, and holy poo poo, 2013 is just filled to the brim with 2014/5's jobbers. It's stunning how poorly they missed with a huge number of these people.
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Jan 25, 2015 19:45
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Parasara posted:I am watching some of the modern Royal Rumble matches I have missed to get ready for tonight, and holy poo poo, 2013 is just filled to the brim with 2014/5's jobbers. It's stunning how poorly they missed with a huge number of these people. Eh, looking at the 13 Rumble participants, the only guys you can say they really missed the boat on were McIntyre and Cesaro.
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Jan 25, 2015 19:49
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Jan 25, 2015 19:50
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#12 gonna win it big tonight, for tonight is the night.
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Jan 25, 2015 19:51
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Shima Honnou posted:#12 gonna win it big tonight, for tonight is the night. Sorry brother but 12 sounds like a loser number
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Parasara posted:I am watching some of the modern Royal Rumble matches I have missed to get ready for tonight, and holy poo poo, 2013 is just filled to the brim with 2014/5's jobbers. It's stunning how poorly they missed with a huge number of these people. WWE developmental was really really bad for a while
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Valeyard posted:Sorry brother but 12 sounds like a loser number 
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Timby posted:Eh, looking at the 13 Rumble participants, the only guys you can say they really missed the boat on were McIntyre and Cesaro. Yeah, true. I guess not fully missed the boat as much as are totally gone or are maybe not where I thought they would be when I thought about the future in 2013. Tensai, Clay, Otunga, Kofi, Bo Dallas.... Like, when Kofi came out the crowd gave him a decent cheer and there were numerous people doing his arrow pulling motion. I don't think I've seen anyone excited for Kofi since I picked back up wrestling in early 2014.
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Jan 25, 2015 19:55
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Selenium is a solid, much like our chance of winning 
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Jan 25, 2015 19:56
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Holy poo poo guys I'm going to the Royal Rumble today, I can't loving wait.
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# 4 gonna win it tonight, I can feel it C'mon Jey Uso or Adam Rose!!
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This day...is a special day. This day marks the starting point of what is, for you, my people, an annual journey through the most sacred, holy, and tumultuous time of the year. This day is the day of the ROYAL loving RUMBLE, a miraculous event wherein thirty weird goofs who do professional fake-fighting with storytelling converge in one ring, in a grueling, hour-long spectacle of entertainment-warfare, all in an effort to crown the next Maybe The Guy, who shall walk us, with violence and a chip on his shoulder, down the road to WRESTLEMANIA. Who will climb over twenty-nine corpses to emerge victorious at the end of the night, standing atop a ring post, to point at a gigantic, gaudy logo and make it explode with fireworks? Will it be More Buff SWAT Cop Khal Drogo? Will it be Swamp Cult Darkseid? Perhaps Goat Man With Marine-Killing Knee (Who Everyone Loves and Rightly So)? Greaser Han Solo? A man in a bunny suit? A man pretending to be a man who thinks he is a Hollywood superstar? A Scary And who will emerge victorious when the final boss of Professional Wrestling, Pork Lozenge (The man who killed your father figure), defends his title against A Guy He Beat Already, and some poo poo jerk metalhead who can only be described as the Motherest of Fuckers? The answer is Vince McMahon is a crazy person who will pulverize your dreams into a liquid and inject them into his 60 year-old quads so he can do a 400 lb squat on his birthday and tweet that poo poo to JR. GET loving HYPE. ROYAL loving RUMBLE.
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Go Team Krypton, we smell what The Rock is cooking or laud our returning Olympic hero, either one
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Voted that we, the viewers, will win the Rumble.
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Wondering if it's worth finding a bar to watch this in tonight. There has to be at least one place in Williamsburg (Brooklyn, not Virginia) that has it, right?
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The winner of the Royal Rumble is a heaven-selected avatar of the second coming. No matter who wins, they should receive our undying love and support as the savior of all things for the next year until the new avatar is selected. I for one welcome our new Goat Overlord. I would also feel very safe with a security guard as my new avatar. But seriously gently caress Rusev.
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NickRoweFillea posted:Go Team Krypton, we smell what The Rock is cooking or laud our returning Olympic hero, either one I'd like to vote that Team Krypton pre-emptively dedicate our win to the Macho Man
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I really don't care for this year's Wrestlemania logo. The one for Dallas isn't that much better but at least the font is different. Team Gold will take it all so suck it.
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Parasara posted:Like, when Kofi came out the crowd gave him a decent cheer and there were numerous people doing his arrow pulling motion. I don't think I've seen anyone excited for Kofi since I picked back up wrestling in early 2014. Kofi at the Rumble is the best thing ever. You know he won't win, but it's a lot of fun watching him do his damnedest to not get eliminated.
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WHEN IS THE RUMBLE IS IT IN MERE HOURS?????????????
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Excellent OP, Bardley. Let's go Bryan. Win the drat thing
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Beef Waifu posted:I'm not going to be able to start watching until 9, hopefully nothing cool happens. Looking at this undercard, safe bet.
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abraham linksys posted:I just realized that four of the 6 announced matches are tag team matches Also there's not a single 1-on-1 tonight But thats ok, its THE RUMBLE 
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I really like how unpredictable this rumble is. Like, yeah, I get it. Roman Reigns is the favorite and a lot of people hate him for that (which is dumb) But Daniel Bryan has just a good a chance of winning this year, and has been pushed on TV as though he might. And the show of faith in Ziggler at Survivor Series and him dropping the IC belt may be translating as a push for the Rumble. The WWE, in an attempt to avoid last year, may even go with the ridiculously over Dean Ambrose for the shock effect, because Vince loves shocking people. Reigns has the most likely chance of winning, but unlike Batista and Cena in the previous years, it's just simply not as clean cut as most years. And that. THAT IS EXCITING. Go Roman Reigns. Go Ziggler. Woo!
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