The Royal Rumble (7:00 EST)

Who will win The Royal Rumble?
	Batista
	Bray Wyatt
	Cesaro
	Daniel Bryan
	Dean Ambrose
	Randy Orton
	Roman Reigns
	Rusev
	Sheamus
	Sting
	Us, the viewers!

theultimo: Aug 2, 2004; An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.; Pillbug

Static Rook posted:

Join the conversation + social media lounge, that's like 5 drinks already right?

If you are playing the drinking game tonight, you WILL die.

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

MotU posted:

Wanna cut that hair secretly + smell it occasionally

Ages posted:

LEAVE BOOKER'S HAIR ALONE!

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:09

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Zyla posted:

if you're byron saxton how do you not kill yourself nightly

He looks in the mirror, gun in hand, takes a few deep breaths, and puts the gun down realizing at least he's not Michael Cole.

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

but i thought all those sacrifices to rusev fulfilled the apollo creed quota

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:09

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

ShootaBoy posted:

Best guess, Graves doesn't own a regular suit/doesn't give a gently caress, and rented a tux.

I think he's been suited up in normal suits on NXT commentary, although I'm not sure. But the Rumble is special dammit, everyone should be sporting a tux.

By the way, it just occurred to me that Booker being on the panel probably means we have the returning dream team of Cole, King, JBL for commentary tonight :smith:

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:09

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Jerusalem posted:

Oh my God I just realized, Booker T is the modern day Larry Zybysko

He isn't racist though

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:09

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Grozz Nuy posted:

Oh the pre-show match isn't a six-man? Anything that keeps Rose out of the ring is a good thing I suppose.

It's not? Then why is it an Elimination match? :psyduck:

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:09

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

OldTennisCourt posted:

So, first Rumble in a long long loooooooooooong while. What's the track record on Rumbles? Generally one of the better shows of the year?

Yeah even when WWE generally sucks the Rumble itself is gonna rule even if they book things dumb as usual.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:09

lokipunk: Jan 16, 2007

Static Rook posted:

I like Renee's new haircut. Probably not new to most people but first I'm seeing it.

It is super cute.

Lets go team #30.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:09

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

Omally posted:

it smells like dean ambrose

So it smells of sweat and terrible beer?

I bet Dean drinks Natural Ice.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:10

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Vertical Lime posted:

but i thought all those sacrifices to rusev fulfilled the apollo creed quota

Only the ones that were Xavier Woods.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:10

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

ayn rand hand job posted:

He isn't racist though

He said the n-word on television once!

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:10

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Ages posted:

LEAVE BOOKER'S HAIR ALONE!

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:10

Capsaicin: Nov 17, 2004; broof roof roof

Have we already missed the Cesaro match???

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:10

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

lokipunk posted:

It is super cute.

Lets go team #30.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:11

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Capsaicin posted:

Have we already missed the Cesaro match???

Nope, still coming up

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:11

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

OldTennisCourt posted:

So it smells of sweat and terrible beer?

I bet Dean drinks Natural Ice.

Toilet sangria.

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Kazvall: Mar 20, 2009

Just got the WWE Network today. I AM STOKED! Haven't watched a Royal Rumble in ten years.

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bartok: May 10, 2006

Has Booker T ever referred to the NWO as the New World Odor?

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:11

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Capsaicin posted:

Have we already missed the Cesaro match???

He lost to Kofi again.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:11

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Capsaicin posted:

Have we already missed the Cesaro match???

He was pinned during the panel

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:11

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Capsaicin posted:

Have we already missed the Cesaro match???

nope!

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:11

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Kazvall posted:

Just got the WWE Network today. I AM STOKED! Haven't watched a Royal Rumble in ten years.

Welcome back, friend. We've been waiting for you.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:11

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Mr rear end is collecting a 2015 PPV paycheque. That's kinda incredible by itself.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:12

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Hipster Macho Man spotted

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:12

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Bingo wing from hell

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theultimo: Aug 2, 2004; An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.; Pillbug

Ouch, New Age Outlaws jobbing to the Fake Legion of Doom? :|

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:12

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Paige/Natalya are the two best non-AJ workers in the division, can't wait to see them completely wasted on 3-minute garbage matches

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:12

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

As much as I hated that booking, JBL can still throw a good looking clothesline

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:12

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

bartok posted:

Has Booker T ever referred to the NWO as the New World Odor?

He's probably called them the New World Udder.

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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Road Dogg rules. I don't care if he's like 90.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:12

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

super macho dude posted:

Hipster Macho Man spotted

That guy was rocking a kicking, proper, Macho Man beard

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:12

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Old Man Ziggler!

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:13

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Grozz Nuy posted:

Paige/Natalya are the two best non-AJ workers in the division, can't wait to see them completely wasted on 3-minute garbage matches

Edit: She never did respond to this on twitter

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:13

Meat Recital: Mar 26, 2009; by zen death robot

I haven't been following WWE much lately because really, it's awful, but has there been any indications Batista is close to returning?

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:13

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

I'm glad Randy the Ram cut his dirty hair.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:13

bartok: May 10, 2006

theultimo posted:

Ouch, New Age Outlaws jobbing to the Fake Legion of Doom? :|

Demolition or The Powers of Pain?

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:13

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

THE OLD DOG JESSE JAMES

THE BURNT TOAST BILLY GUNN

(nine ninety nine, drink time)

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:13

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

Okay NAO do kind of own.

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

These seats are acceptable

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