Taylor Swift's Crotch Chop

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Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

Spanish Manlove posted:

Since you normally do high effort jokes I thought you took the time to make that subreddit but uhhhhh yeah

lol it was removed. Some redditor mod got upset that this appeared mid-jacking off her legs.

# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:06

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:29

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Everdraed posted:

made for the greatest, most creative forums on the net,
/r/TaylorSwiftsLegs

So it is settled then. Everdraed is actually Cyriak. Love your videos man!

# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:14

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Normally I wouldn't make a request, but I can't help but think there's gotta be a good mc hammer can't touch this gif in here somewhere...

also, 5s to like every submission. you guys are pulling out the gold for this thread

# ? Jan 28, 2015 22:20

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

djwetmouse posted:

For this I am truly sorry.

This has me in tears

# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:13

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

requesting something similiar to this

# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:42

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

Vastarien posted:

o man

# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:46

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

texaholic posted:

requesting something similiar to this

i am loving dead this post slayed me

# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:51

frank.club: Jan 15, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bert Roberge posted:

I stay out too late

Got nothing in my brain

That's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm

I go on too many dates [heh]

But I can't make them stay

At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm

Bert Roberge posted:

I never miss a beat

I'm lightning on my feet

And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm
That's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

# ? Jan 28, 2015 23:53

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Bert Roberge posted:

And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate

Blend her in to make it all surprising when she busts out to crotch chop.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:40

PyPy: Sep 13, 2004; by vyelkin

I am a grown man and I unironically like Taylor Swift and enjoy her music. :colbert:

# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:26

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

pathetic little tramp posted:

Blend her in to make it all surprising when she busts out to crotch chop.

PyPy posted:

I am a grown man and I unironically like Taylor Swift and enjoy her music.

I unironically really like this cover:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRMHp7_kPec

# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:36

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Bert Roberge posted:

Yes beautiful.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:37

Slow News Day: Jul 4, 2007

texaholic posted:

requesting something similiar to this

# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:44

Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:13

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

Schweinhund posted:

# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:16

Jst0rm: Sep 16, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Schweinhund posted:

bravo

# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:17

Some of the Sheep: May 25, 2005; POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Schweinhund posted:

Fuckin' amazing.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:06

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

WMain00 posted:

loving hell...but...how...THAT'S NOT EVEN THE ANIMATION SUPPLIED!

We are forfeit.

technically this is one of the less "demanding" everdraed gifs, but conceptually...

# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:09

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Breetai posted:

Shots fired.

Why not just listen to the sound in his .gif?

i tried but nothing came up... which file type and program did you use? in the past VLC has been fine for me but this time it let me down...

# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:11

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Ok, we're definitely on a list somewhere now.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:12

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

NTT posted:

porn

it's not porn, he's a high art erotic photographer and filmmaker (that's his wife, btw)

# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:13

poopzilla: Nov 23, 2004

This thread is really good.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:14

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

What's the best music to play in a sweatshop?

Tailor Swiftly

:downsrim:

# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:21

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Schweinhund posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/kCsGkGf.gif[/timg

yes

# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:23

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

this thread cannot end until Taylor Swift tells it to every major tragedy

# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:30

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Schweinhund posted:

God damnm

# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:34

TheChaosPath: Jul 22, 2005

nomadologique posted:

it's not porn

lol

# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:41

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

TheChaosPath posted:

lol

wink

kissy face

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:08

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Schweinhund posted:

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:13

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Schweinhund posted:

This is the best

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:13

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

by the time i realized it wasn't funny i was in 2 deep

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:31

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Well done.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:36

Some of the Sheep: May 25, 2005; POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

social vegan posted:

by the time i realized it wasn't funny i was in 2 deep

I laughed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK7LyxgrWS4

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:38

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

PyPy posted:

I am a grown man and I unironically like Taylor Swift and enjoy her music.

that's ok, I listen to Miley Cyrus

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:53

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Taylor Swift is good. That shake song is a blatant rip off of a Keri Hilson song, tho.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:54

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Schwarbage posted:

http://remycarreiro.com/do-not-read-this-regina-kay-walters-final-moments-or-the-photo-that-took-a-part-of-my-soul/

this photo comes up every single photoshop thread and it's always both funny and incredibly depressing

# ? Jan 29, 2015 04:57

its curtains for Kevin: Nov 14, 2011; Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

Photoshop thread of the year

# ? Jan 29, 2015 05:18

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj: Apr 15, 2002; arf bark woof

Schweinhund posted:

# ? Jan 29, 2015 05:42

steady: Feb 28, 2011; Pillbug

Schweinhund posted:

Everdraed, you've got a contender.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 06:23

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GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

we need to take the most offensive of these and get taylor swift to see them somehow

# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:36

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