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derp
Jan 21, 2010


Lipstick Apathy

im just here to hang out and have a good time

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

This is gonna be fun!
Or else!


moths like the smell of poop.

derp
Jan 21, 2010


Lipstick Apathy

moths cant even smell they dont have noses, duh

derp
Jan 21, 2010


Lipstick Apathy

they also dont have eyes or ears. they are just sensless balls of flesh that fly toward heat.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Or else!


they fly toward ... fiery valkyrie....

derp
Jan 21, 2010


Lipstick Apathy

except for those from the moth dimension, spawned by the moth lord himself from the dried skin of preists and the ashes of cremated babies

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Plot twist, everyone is town.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Or else!


i don't get why i have votes

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

I'm voting for you because you are voting for me.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Or else!


that's fair. let's vote for somebody else. like hal

##vote Hal

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

k

##vote Hal

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Poque posted:

i'm town though. so is exakt science

And you know this how, Poque?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Or else!


EXAKT Science posted:

Why would anyone be concerned with goats? We're dealing with moths here, people. Focus!

for some reason i thought this was weird. it stood out as like a forced add-on to feel contributey even when everybody was still making GBS threads around. this is why i asked you about vigs, because i wanted to see your reaction to a question like that

Poque posted:

Exakt if you had a vig, who would you vig??

you responded

EXAKT Science posted:

It's still a bit early for me to really have an idea, but maybe uranus? This seems like a really weird question to ask, especially so early into a small game where my having a vig isn't super likely.

and i liked that. so i think you're town

derp
Jan 21, 2010


Lipstick Apathy

pock are you bad after all

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

Poque already claimed.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Asiina posted:

Poque already claimed.

lol

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


I had hoped to find Poque dead when I got back to the thread.

Life is an endless series of disappointments.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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life is a beautiful butterfly that dies on my big black spike.

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Poque posted:

life is a beautiful butterfly that dies on my big black spike.

Poque is claiming 3P wasp.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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that's actually a line my friends and i wrote for a senior presentation in high school. it was spoken by Thomasina (from Arcadia) after she joined a gang led by Colonel Kurtz (from Heart of Darkness).

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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##vote no lynch

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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##vote asiina

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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mwa ha ha ha ha

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

##vote Poque

We can do this all day!

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Are we still in jokephase, then?

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

Also Poque is a scum.

I know it in my bones.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

EXAKT Science posted:

Are we still in jokephase, then?


Asiina posted:

I'm already in 4 games!!!!

but yes sure.

I will shitpost 100% of the time I make this promise.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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no i just did that so i could do this ##vote poque loloollolololol bye

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


Poque nooooooooooo you were the towniest one in the thread!

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


Poque, a weird old hat, Town Aligned, was kicked out of the closet D1.

It is now N1

Retro Futurist fucked around with this message at Jan 30, 2015 around 22:58

derp
Jan 21, 2010


Lipstick Apathy

thoughts are not harmless. thoughts lead toward actions. enough dwelling on an action and the likelyhood of you performing that action increase. you imagine doing it, you visualize it. that is not innocent. that is not guiltless because you are preparing yourself to do it, whether you realize it or not. thought leads to reality.

the words of pastor jillian rose in lynnetts mind now as she backed screaming away from the moths. but she could not escape them--they came from her. they rushed from her own mind out into reality, created by her thoughts just as her pastor had warned.

'mom!' she cried 'mom help!" but her mother was not there. her mother was never there. she ran to her house and burst in the door, the kitchen and living room filling with moths like snow let in during a blizzard. they swarmed her house, her couch, her tv, her drawings on the fridge. they were everywhere ruining everything with their dusty touch.

with a howl she pressed her hands over her forehead to block them out, but the pain quickly became unbearable, and she jerked back bloody, torn hands. the moths had mouths, teeth, just like she'd imagined.

a hoplessness like the first understanding of death overtook her and she sunk to her knees in the kitchen, on the sticky linoleum, and laid down, her eyes pointing sightlessly at the dustballs and twist ties under the fridge. moths spilled forth from her, and fluttered even there. they lighted on her arms and neck, chewing at her collar, her skirt, her shoes. she could not find the will to move or care.

"lynn! what the hell is going on here!'

lynettes mother burst into the kitchen, poison spray gun in hand and looked down in horror at the font of insects gushing from her daughters face.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Wait, Opop, can we post at night?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Or else!


the most suspicious hammer

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

Hal Incandenza posted:

Poque nooooooooooo you were the towniest one in the thread!

hmm
hmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


EXAKT Science posted:

Wait, Opop, can we post at night?

You just did so yes

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Opopanax posted:

You just did so yes

I mean obviously we can, I just wanted to make sure that you were allowing it and hadn't just forgotten to close the thread or something. I know you're busy organizing all your new bathrobes.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


They wont arrive for about 2 weeks, the monograms take a bit

I haven't closed a game in years

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


Opopanax posted:

They wont arrive for about 2 weeks, the monograms take a bit

I haven't closed a game in years

You should change your name to $800 Monogrammed Bathrobe

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Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


EXAKT Science posted:

You should change your name to $800 Monogrammed Bathrobe

To be fair it's 4, not just one super robe.

I hope moths don't get them

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