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stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!
:firstpost:

e: well gently caress my rear end and mouth

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stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!

Eye of Widesauron posted:

I think that the starbound AV's are really bad and retarded and I am going to cast a spell to summon Cowcaster so that we can plead for them to be able to restore them to their former status or at the least make them diddy or a guy with a hot dog hat or something for those afflicted. Quote this post if you have a lovely starbound AV bought by someone with terminal AIDS and would like something else. I can't guarantee that Cowcaster will do this and I understand if they won't (because then everyone will want one and gently caress doing that all day) but it couldn't hurt to ask.

this would be great, as I do not really (IRL) wish Starbound was a dick to put into my rear end and mouth but I'm cozying up to the idea

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!

Liquid Penguins posted:

I want to buy starbound when it comes out but if you ask that thread for a release date they start making jokes about sexual assault. I don't understand.


It's because Starbound is a dick that goes inside ofyour mouth + rear end, you see....

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!
pick a name out of a hat or something, personally I liked Eonwe's spinning elephant

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!
lmao

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stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!

Smoremaster posted:

STARB-
OUND
DICK

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