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Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010





WHY SHOULD YOU WATCH THIS SMACKDOWN?

It's techinally the post Rumble live show I guess! Will people boo Reigns? Does 2 hours really make a difference for a live show? Does anyone actually care about Kane in 2015?

Find out tonight!

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"




#JeSuisKane

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT


ah crud

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you


Can't wait for Daniel to lose this casket match.

Maybe they'll slap a NJPW sticker on it and we'll never see him again.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007


On board for this trainwreck

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"




I honestly really like big goofy overbooked weapons matches with the Demon Kane. Not even an irony thing.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009


triplexpac posted:

Can't wait for Daniel to lose this casket match.

Maybe they'll slap a NJPW sticker on it and we'll never see him again.

Maybe Bryan can have the match with Nakamura he's dreaming about!

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010




I'm sorry, you lost the rumble then I took your thread

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT


I think this is the first WWE casket match since 2008 so this is even weirder, AND the first one not to feature the Undertaker.

Daniel Bryan fucked around with this message at Jan 30, 2015 around 00:42

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013


It's like a Thursday night Raw! Let's see if that's enough to get WWE to care about Smackdown.

it's not

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

CHEERS, LOVE.
THE CAVALYAAAY'S HERE!


i'm actually going to watch smackdown

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

CHEERS, LOVE.
THE CAVALYAAAY'S HERE!


HulkaMatt posted:

i'm actually going to watch smackdown

this was my first gimmick

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

#RXTREVOLUTIONFOREVER6


I'm predicting that this is how they have Daniel Bryan disappear for a few weeks and how they set up the Dolph/Sheamus feud.

In a just world, this would be the match where Kane fucks off forever

In a justier world this match would not have happened because Kane retired 5-10 years ago.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you're gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~


Undertaker will interfere on Kane's behalf thus setting up Bryan vs Taker for WM31

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT


Interesting night ahead: https://twitter.com/WN_Net/status/560961062389170177

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me



This is gonna be basically what Raw would look like every week if it were still 2 hours.

Also can't wait to see a live crowd react to a Roman. I expect a mix of boos and cheers

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Please don't "help" Smackdown, Vince. Please

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



i'm here for roman reigns

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011


I hope Bryan leaves for Lucha Underground or NJPW, they become big in the USA and Vince is launched into the EDIT:Phantom Zone with Reigns EDIT in the next one out of the WWE and into a planet where he's a considered a promo king.

NutritiousSnack fucked around with this message at Jan 30, 2015 around 00:55

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009


NutritiousSnack posted:

I hope Bryan leaves for Lucha Underground or NJPW, they become big the USA and Vince is launched into the sun with Reigns tied to his rocket

...I'm gonna pretend you meant the obvious pun of sending the guy with the Superman gimmick into space on a rocket.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

#RXTREVOLUTIONFOREVER6


schweens posted:

This is gonna be basically what Raw would look like every week if it were still 2 hours.

Also can't wait to see a live crowd react to a Roman. I expect a mix of boos and cheers
Which means all the cool matches will get cut for time dedicated to overly long promos that make me hate everything

Elizabeth Mills
Jan 2, 2005

Weyland's Top Executive

Corporate Feed


triplexpac posted:

Can't wait for Daniel to lose this casket match.

Maybe they'll slap a NJPW sticker on it and we'll never see him again.

Reminder that 20% of the Spirit Squad returned and has never stopped whining since he came back.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.


I'm gonna try watching an entire episode of WWE for the first time in about 8 months. The pre-show on Sports Net is hilarious. They're showing the Monday night war documentary and its such revisionist nonsense.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

CHEERS, LOVE.
THE CAVALYAAAY'S HERE!


this isn't the sex crimes show.. i think

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!


Great job, WWE. Absolutely great.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



HulkaMatt posted:

this isn't the sex crimes show.. i think

it's actually on USA right now

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010



I am confused by this SyFy orginal movie.

This can be applied to all of them.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011


Gaz-L posted:

...I'm gonna pretend you meant the obvious pun of sending the guy with the Superman gimmick into space on a rocket.

I fixed it friend.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

CHEERS, LOVE.
THE CAVALYAAAY'S HERE!


oatgan posted:

it's actually on USA right now

i'm being mocked.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

All of you who are never here during taped Smackdowns should feel momentarily ashamed of yourselves.

Elizabeth Mills
Jan 2, 2005

Weyland's Top Executive

Corporate Feed


Who will be the first person to figure out a

DIE
ROMAN
DIE

sign basically writes itself?

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007



Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Everblight posted:

Who will be the first person to figure out a

DIE
ROMAN
DIE

sign basically writes itself?

Dunn: That's just German for "The, Roman, The."

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


i hope everyone enjoys the smackdown

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010



Everblight posted:

Who will be the first person to figure out a

DIE
ROMAN
DIE

sign basically writes itself?

I'm hoping if it continues "THE FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE" to show up.

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...


Oh god Barrett just lost to RTruth.

Crowd doesn't seem actively hostile to when they've showed Roman so far.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Piss in my rear end posted:

i hope everyone enjoys the smackdown


i just want to remind everyone that michael hayes tribute to his recently deceased friend was to film himself drinking whiskey on his grave and doing pelvic thrusts for a music video

i wish i had a friend like michael hayes

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004



Writer Cath posted:

All of you who are never here during taped Smackdowns should feel momentarily ashamed of yourselves.

i consider this smackdown is raw

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


You're too good for this poo poo Julianne Moore

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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


he's still a big wheel in creative and an advocate for roman reigns

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