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NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
I hope Bryan leaves for Lucha Underground or NJPW, they become big in the USA and Vince is launched into the EDIT:Phantom Zone with Reigns EDIT in the next one out of the WWE and into a planet where he's a considered a promo king.

NutritiousSnack fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Jan 30, 2015

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NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Gaz-L posted:

...I'm gonna pretend you meant the obvious pun of sending the guy with the Superman gimmick into space on a rocket.

I fixed it friend.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Squall posted:

yes, I think you have problems with your balls, WWE

Steroids

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Popy posted:

i just turned on smackdown and HHH was talking about balls.

Freudian obsession. It's what brass rings are really talking about.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Codependent Poster posted:

Axel is the rightful winner.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
this match is deader than dead

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Sky Shadowing posted:

I think I heard the beginnings of a let's go Roman Roman sucks chant

all I heard was a bunch of boos and a woman having as much of an orgasm over Regins as Vince.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

HHH did a long promo, including stuff about "controversy" at the Rumble. Roman came down and said there was no controversy, he won and he's going to Mania and that's it. Then this match started.

Crowd was mixed, loud boos but also some loud cheers.

there where no loud cheers

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Two women doing a Let's Go Roman Chant lol

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

The Landstander posted:

Haha I can smell a point of contention already.
Towards the end a bunch of fans did cheer legitimately, but most of it was dead silence and booing

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Curtis Axel is the legit winner of the Rumble and has a good angle against Heyman/Lesnar.

Let''s go Axel.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Vince is going to hire those women to tour with Reigns and gush with him over how handsome he is.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

CubsWoo posted:

seth rollins: a good man who saves his friends and is clearly the face

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Bryan has a bad heart: RIP

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

:lol: yeah sure.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Put your dick in a box

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
John Cena has achieved enlightenment and lost all need for material goods.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
This isn't very Buddha like of you John

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Back to Tinder

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Kevin Dunn hates women.txt

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Roman Reigns posted:

Imagine Nakamura coming out to Briiiiiiiiiiie Moooooooooooode

I want a clean pair of boxers.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
baby eating is mainstream

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Vince wanted Big E actually not Reigns.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Blasmeister posted:

Kane... I think we need to talk about the casket thing

Kane identifies as a Casket Otherkin.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Chris James 2 posted:

So much for the people who thought we'd genuinely have another revolt. Crowd didn't even make it halfway through the first Smackdown.

Crowd being dead in a non smark town and booing the poo poo out of Roman was the realistic option. Same thing happened with Batista after the first Raw.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Daniel Bryan is a catch phrase right?

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Soon he'll be casket under.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Peter Bazooka posted:

It's almost as if this crowd likes this Daniel Bryan.

When a crowd cheers for a wrestler it's because of a witty catchphrase, boos on the other hand. That's why everyone loves Reigns.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Cornwind Evil posted:

Reigns comes out: Mild boos and apathy, some cheers.

Daniel Bryan comes out: Crowd comes alive and chants along.

Vince might as well donate his eyes to medicine, he has no use for them.

It was more than mild boos. It was loving bad even if it was no where near Philly levels.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

sticklefifer posted:

If you die in the casket you die in real life.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Dexo posted:

Well we found it guys, a type of match Daniel Bryan can't drag to 4 stars.

Vince: Daniel how would you like an Grave Digger gimmick.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
We want Lesnar chant

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Some boos and mostly apathy

He was booed loving heavily coming into the ring and cutting a promo. It was in the ring it went loving silent as hell. It wasn't near bad as it was when Batista went to Smark towns on Raws but we are full course for a Lesnar/Goldberg II situation at best.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Seth Rollins added to the main event hopefully.

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NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
I for one can't wait for Reigns to get the Miz/Sheamus treatment and get dropped after his Mania headline.

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