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H.H

August is the Cruelest Month
As of today, I'm 30.

I have been perusing retirement homes' brochures all morning, updated my playlist to contain nothing but ragtime, and bought twelve brown sweaters.

what else would you suggest, byob?

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H.H posted:

As of today, I'm 30.

I have been perusing retirement homes' brochures all morning, updated my playlist to contain nothing but ragtime, and bought twelve brown sweaters.

what else would you suggest, byob?

you need to forget how to use computers now.

Piso Mojado

It's cool to be old!

pig slut lisa

irl is good


hi officially old, i'm dad

H.H

August is the Cruelest Month
dad-ness has nothing to do with age, it's a state of mind.

you know this better than me.

pig slut lisa

irl is good


H.H posted:

dad-ness has nothing to do with age, it's a state of mind.

you know this better than me.

i'm the oldest person in byob, if we go by brains and matureness, unlike my body which is still sleek, hair not white, teeth still chomp, etc

H.H

August is the Cruelest Month
fortunately my hair is still as dark as it always was, but i can't say the same of my hairline and hair thickness. the future does not look bright in this regard.

Piso Mojado

H.H posted:

fortunately my hair is still as dark as it always was, but i can't say the same of my hairline and hair thickness. the future does not look bright in this regard.

From 1 old man to another, Rogaine def helps.

Happy birthday hh

Lil Cunty


H.H posted:

As of today, I'm 30.

I have been perusing retirement homes' brochures all morning, updated my playlist to contain nothing but ragtime, and bought twelve brown sweaters.

what else would you suggest, byob?

pffft please 30 isn't old im 32 and I'm young as hell

*charlestons out of thread in 12 brown sweaters*


ty crap

ty landy

Scaly Haylie

in 100 years you'll be as good and graceful as bo-pepper, op. happy birthday.

Piso Mojado

WD-40 posted:

pffft please 30 isn't old im 32 and I'm young as hell

*charlestons out of thread in 12 brown sweaters*

Same age, sistah
:byob1::respek::byob1:

Crap

WD-40 posted:

pffft please 30 isn't old im 32 and I'm young as hell

*charlestons out of thread in 12 brown sweaters*

i still don't believe it


scrub lover is good

H.H

August is the Cruelest Month
thank you, atcg and lizard wizard

WD-40 posted:

pffft please 30 isn't old im 32 and I'm young as hell

*charlestons out of thread in 12 brown sweaters*

lmao

Lizard Wizard posted:

in 100 years you'll be as good and graceful as bo-pepper, op. happy birthday.

thanks, but i can't even hope to recreate those magnificant butt-cheecks.

playground tough
I used to tease my brother about losing his youth when he turned 30. now hes 33 and old as fuckkkkkkk

gratz

XyloJW
happy birthday

H.H

August is the Cruelest Month
thanks squirrel007 and xylo.

funnily enough, i'm like the second youngest person in my office of 70 people.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


30 lol

nignog.wav

by Nyc_Tattoo
hey op pretty soon youll turn into a julio and bite some innocent teenager

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Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
Im 31 and still relatively spry, op

H.H

August is the Cruelest Month

nignog.wav posted:

hey op pretty soon youll turn into a julio and bite some innocent teenager

what? do tell

nignog.wav

by Nyc_Tattoo

H.H posted:

what? do tell

Salmiakki posted:

julio: let me knit you some more socks
me: no realky its fine,. i have enough socks.
julio: its gonna get cold in the coming months. heres some more socks
me: grandma julio i cant move anymore im stuck in the sock pile

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I'm 39 and I only grow more powerful each day

nignog.wav

by Nyc_Tattoo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm 39 and I only grow more powerful each day

some ancient chinese emperors died when they were 39

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H.H

August is the Cruelest Month

ahahah

H.H

August is the Cruelest Month

nignog.wav posted:

some ancient chinese emperors died when they were 39

39 is pretty old, but there's no need for insults

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

H.H posted:

39 is pretty old, but there's no need for insults

Its ok gsjg's warding sigils faded aeons ago hes heard it all before

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Cosmic Charlie posted:

Its ok gsjg's warding sigils faded aeons ago hes heard it all before

I'm also fill of ancient wisdom, so there's that

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm also fill of ancient wisdom, so there's that

Oh I never said we weren't better for it

smoobles

at 31 your dick stop workin

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by XyloJW

smoobles posted:

at 31 your dick stop workin

:ohdear:

I only have 2 years to go.

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Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

smoobles posted:

at 31 your dick stop workin

Way to spoil the surprise for everyone smoobles

Stormyish

haha, look at you old fucks,
i bet you were babysat by hitler
-ollies directly out of the window on a skateboard, then skates off into the distance listening to my Running With Scissors disc on my walkman-

H.H

August is the Cruelest Month
drat, i miss my walkman.

i prob still have it somewhere, i need to look for it next time i'm at my parents' house.

Stormyish

H.H posted:

drat, i miss my walkman.

i prob still have it somewhere, i need to look for it next time i'm at my parents' house.

im pretty sure that cave in france is already set up as a historical landmark or something dude,
your stuff is at the smithsonian

Al Borland

by XyloJW
by walkman do you mean cassette player one or CD?

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smoobles

he means the first homo erectus

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Stormyish

well im not some sort of dummy who'd put a cd in a cassette player
-nervously looks around, disc shattered 50 ft back, bobbing head to fake music-

posting smiling

H.H posted:

drat, i miss my walkman.

i prob still have it somewhere, i need to look for it next time i'm at my parents' house.

I own restored samples of a Pioneer CT-93, three CT-F1250's, A Nakamichi Dragon, BX-300 and a DR-1 and I can speak from experience to say that a well recorded tape on a well aligned machine will stand toe to toe with ANY mp3 and MOST Linear PCM or Single Bit Recording technologies. What it MIGHT lose in low end transients (Digital's strong point) and silence (its other strong point) it makes back up in musicality and massed string tone. (Just like its big brother the Open Reel. That being said, that quality doesn't come cheap then or now.)

nignog.wav

by Nyc_Tattoo

Stormyish posted:

im pretty sure that cave in france is already set up as a historical landmark or something dude,
your stuff is at the smithsonian

-ollies directly out of the window on a skateboard, then skates off into the distance listening to my Running With Scissors disc on my walkman-

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Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Al Borland posted:

by walkman do you mean cassette player one or CD?

Well the walkman started as a cassette player , then came the diskman for cd's, then back to the walkman for mp3s. I have enjoyed all of these

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