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The_White_Crane
May 10, 2008

Lord Superchrome posted:

Is the miso better in Crystal Tokyo or Neo Tokyo?

Neo Tokyo. But you don't want to bother; live in Neo Kobe and you can get their signature pizza instead. And Neo Kobe beef (it's vat-grown!)

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Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
The tastiest things I had in Japan were ramen and gyoza and I'm lucky enough to live near a couple really good ramen places that serve both in Canada. Pretty much all the other Japanese food ends up being tastier when made in an izakaya here because it's seasoned more to match western taste.

Also it's apparently really hard to get a salad that doesn't have meat, mayo and daikon piled on top of it.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Habarosuku.

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

NOT IN JAPAN CUZ THEY ARE XENOPHOBIC AND GAY LOL. HERE IS MY SERIOUS REPLY TO THIS JOKE THREAD. I SMART POSTER

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

Beef Waifu posted:

I need to be near all of the arcades and anime porn so Akiba.

Mordaedil
Oct 25, 2007

Oh wow, cool. Good job.
So?
Grimey Drawer
I don't see R'lyeh on that list, is it not a prefecture in Japan? But all their porn involves the great old ones, I don't get it.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Shukaro posted:

Japan is a terribly xenophobic country with hilariously appalling work expectations and ingrained misogyny, so...........
most of the posters in this thread are american

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

lolin at Americans making GBS threads on Japanese food because it doesn't have enough salt and grease in it

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Sakurazuka posted:

lolin at Americans making GBS threads on Japanese food because it doesn't have enough salt and grease in it

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

"We saw a man put some onions in with beef and we weeped for paradise lost. How can these savages not understand what they're doing? Why are they so monstrous?"

Abysswalker
Apr 25, 2013

Beef Waifu posted:

I need to be near all of the arcades and anime porn so Akiba.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

Budget Prefuse posted:

NOT IN JAPAN CUZ THEY ARE XENOPHOBIC AND GAY LOL. HERE IS MY SERIOUS REPLY TO THIS JOKE THREAD. I SMART POSTER

This is a matter of life or death for me.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
"Waddayamean I can't live in a 45 acre house and own 15 different suvs holy hell worst country ever"

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I ate raw horse in Tokyo, it was surprisingly delicious.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

the japanese are too afraid of black people to commit hate crimes and too shy to get close to a homosexual

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

too shy to get close to a homosexual

I went to lots of gay bars when I was on holiday there and trust me, that ain't true.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Beef Waifu posted:

I need to be near all of the arcades and anime porn so Akiba.

Came here to make this exact post :argh:

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Sakurazuka posted:

I went to lots of gay bars when I was on holiday there and trust me, that ain't true.

well ok then.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

Fallen Rib
Nagoya because i already know where all the good yakiniku and conveyor sushi restaurants are

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Budget Prefuse posted:

NOT IN JAPAN CUZ THEY ARE XENOPHOBIC AND GAY LOL. HERE IS MY SERIOUS REPLY TO THIS JOKE THREAD. I SMART POSTER

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Sakurazuka posted:

I ate raw horse in Tokyo, it was surprisingly delicious.

Goddamn, I want to eat a horse

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

Budget Prefuse posted:

NOT IN JAPAN CUZ THEY ARE XENOPHOBIC AND GAY LOL. HERE IS MY SERIOUS REPLY TO THIS JOKE THREAD. I SMART POSTER

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Does Savannah count as Japan?

tupac holocron
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!
i think on deadliest warrior they said samurai would have won the civil war so yeah

Polikarpov
Jun 1, 2013

Keep it between the buoys
I'm gonna squat under the life-size gundam statue.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Sakurazuka posted:

lolin at Americans making GBS threads on Japanese food because it doesn't have enough salt and grease in it

Salt and grease are the salt of life (and grease).

Iron Casanova
Dec 7, 2012

Visual SHOCK! Speed SHOCK! Sound SHOCK!
My problem with a lot of Japanese food is the lack of proper seasoning, some of it was alright though.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

GeeCee posted:

Not Japan.

Great country to visit, I enjoyed my trip there, but it made me miss Scotland so much.


Though that said if we could get a few of their 7/11s and their stocks of food to go so I can subsist on onigiri, melon buns and Pocari Sweat, that'd be proper belter, like.

I miss this sight so much.



The thing I miss the most are the vending machines. I thought they were kinda funny at first but man, being able to get some ice cream from a vending machine was nice.

Great country to visit for sure though, I want to go back sometime.

e: the strawberry cheesecake Kitkat bars were also pretty good

Shukaro posted:

Japan is a terribly xenophobic country with hilariously appalling work expectations and ingrained misogyny, so...........

sounds like home.

Syenite
Jun 21, 2011
Grimey Drawer
also all the businesses still use fax lmao

fuepi
Feb 6, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I want green tea kitkat bars real bad.

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse
Naruto City

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Iron Casanova posted:

My problem with a lot of Japanese food is the lack of proper seasoning, some of it was alright though.

Don't most meals come with a tray of seasonings to add? Soy sauce, spicy chili paste etc.

Though now that I think about it a lot of the food and travel shows that feature Japan focus on sushi, up and coming chefs, and local delicacies/street food.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

pon alien posted:

I want green tea kitkat bars real bad.

Which kind? There was at least 2 varieties I saw.

fuepi
Feb 6, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I don't know, whichever one is just plain green tea flavored kitkats.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

pon alien posted:

I don't know, whichever one is just plain green tea flavored kitkats.

There was green tea and ~sakura~ which is apparently also green tea. I kinda regret not trying one but green tea is gross.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
What the hell, green tea kit kats own

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fuepi
Feb 6, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Green tea ice cream is good so I can't comprehend green tea anything else being bad.

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