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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Rythe posted:

I am heading over to Keesler next week, for the NCOA and I have a 30 day stay on base, anybody have any good recommendations for food, especially oysters? What is there to do on the weekends, I am bringing my bicycle with me, so hopefully I can get some trail riding in.
Burn that shithole to the loving ground and don't stop until you could potentially roast marshmallows over every inch of that state, bulldoze Confederate war memorials, talk bad about NASCAR, and meet a nice black girl to have biracial babies with.

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Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

Casimir Radon posted:

Burn that shithole to the loving ground and don't stop until you could potentially roast marshmallows over every inch of that state, bulldoze Confederate war memorials, talk bad about NASCAR, and meet a nice black girl to have biracial babies with.

Please burn it before my TDY there.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Rythe posted:

I am heading over to Keesler next week, for the NCOA and I have a 30 day stay on base, anybody have any good recommendations for food, especially oysters? What is there to do on the weekends, I am bringing my bicycle with me, so hopefully I can get some trail riding in.
Do you like casinos?

Rythe
Jan 21, 2011

shyduck posted:

Do you like casinos?

Ugh no, that is what we have at Sheppard, those local ones suck so much rear end. All I know is I am going to make a decent amount of cash on this trip and I want to eat some drat oysters.

terrez
Mar 20, 2012

Rythe posted:

we have at Sheppard

Holy poo poo I'm so sorry :(

Rythe
Jan 21, 2011

terrez posted:

Holy poo poo I'm so sorry :(

It's all good, I am out of here when I get back from NCOA, I get to PCS around May 1st.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Rythe posted:

I am heading over to Keesler next week, for the NCOA and I have a 30 day stay on base, anybody have any good recommendations for food, especially oysters? What is there to do on the weekends

Flex rank, gently caress trainees errday.

Rythe posted:

that is what we have at Sheppard

Oh so you already know the drill.

Rythe posted:

hopefully I can get some trail riding in.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Went in to work today to pick up the Girl Scout cookies I ordered. Found everyone embroiled in an argument about how to rearrange all the furniture around the cubicle walls they'd just looted. Apparently it's quite the pissing match. Glad I'm not involved.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Casimir Radon posted:

Went in to work today to pick up the Girl Scout cookies I ordered. Found everyone embroiled in an argument about how to rearrange all the furniture around the cubicle walls they'd just looted. Apparently it's quite the pissing match. Glad I'm not involved.

That's air force as gently caress

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

A nonzero part of my AF time has been spent thinking about how to acquire a better chair and then doing it

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

http://imgur.com/a/yf0It



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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Basically the weekend of the TDY I did in January was counted as a 2nd drill. Almost everybody else took February drill off in response. I did February drill and am taking March off so I'm getting two months out of the office which is great. The real reason I took it off is I didn't feel like being forced to pretend my current NCOIC, who is leaving in March. isn't a lazy. self-centered, pierce of poo poo, who I hope to never see again. But no being around for two months is going to be sweet.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

http://imgur.com/a/yf0It



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God drat. This reminds me of the time I was a bay orderly, and accompanied the shirt and dorm manager on a room inspection. There was this chick who was ghosting, and when we came into her room, it was half filled with garbage bags. After calling her up from work to explain to the shirt what was going on, it turns out her suite mate was using the empty room as her personal dump. Never got to see the punishments or rear end chewing, but I did see the dumpee hauling garbage bags to the dumpster. Bottom line is enlisted chicks are nasty and lazy.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Lazy Reservist posted:

Bottom line is enlisted chicks are nasty and lazy.

Based on the rooms I saw while deployed, they were far worse than the guys.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
my sponsor has gotten about 3 LoRs for failed room inspections, including the one before his deployment where he just straight up didnt clean anything







he's insanely retarded

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


My roommate in tech school wouldn't take the garbage out and would just chuck it in his closet. Our room smelled really bad by the time I finally got him kicked out for something else he did. I dumped 2lbs of deodorizer on the floor when he moved out, didn't even wait for him to get all his poo poo out first.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

we used to buy the febreeze aerosol cans, put a rubber band around the trigger, and toss them in to the stankass rooms like it was a smoke grenade


worked wonders

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


One of our civilians wasn't a really hygienic guy, along with many other issues. One time when I wasn't around they hid like 20 of those Airwick things in and around his desk. He found a bunch of them and made quite the show of throwing them out.

I really didn't mind him myself, other than the hygiene issues, until shortly before he retired. He conveniently forgot the bring his cold weather clothes in to work when it was his turn to watch some contractors, so I got sent out to the freezing cold hangar to watch idiots when I was supposed to be working on coursework.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Casimir Radon posted:

One of our civilians wasn't a really hygienic guy, along with many other issues. One time when I wasn't around they hid like 20 of those Airwick things in and around his desk. He found a bunch of them and made quite the show of throwing them out.

I really didn't mind him myself, other than the hygiene issues, until shortly before he retired. He conveniently forgot the bring his cold weather clothes in to work when it was his turn to watch some contractors, so I got sent out to the freezing cold hangar to watch idiots when I was supposed to be working on coursework.

civilian.txt

Rythe
Jan 21, 2011

Lets see so far doing room inspections I have found a motorcycle in various stages of being taken apart. A perfect outline of an airman's body on their bed with the rest being covered in trash as in there was so much poo poo on this kids bed he literally slept in between the garbage on his bed and another room looked great until you saw the other side of the bed where there was garbage piled perfectly level with the top of the bed, you could not see the trash from the entrance. I have seen so many sex toys, I don't even bat an eye any more, dildos in guys rooms, blow up sheep and the amount of dirty clothing girls leave every where is pretty nasty, i swear to god girls are the dirtiest creatures on this planet when they live in close proximity to each other.

We did have any amusing string of airman with lots of hand sanitizer and turkey basters, I will let your imagination run with that and another thing we had to look out for was bottles of poo poo/piss and balloons. The big things now is Robitussin, we found about 18 empty bottles in a kids room about a month ago, I am surprised that person is not dead or in some terrible state.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Rythe posted:

The big things now is Robitussin, we found about 18 empty bottles in a kids room about a month ago, I am surprised that person is not dead or in some terrible state.
i think that getting to the point where you're drinking Robitussin to drown your sorrows qualifies as being "in some terrible state."

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


When I was at Rammstein back in September they were cautioning everyone at their commanders call not to attend an "Anything But Clothes" party, largely because it was being held by scummy Russian club owners. You can probably imagine why. Anyway a bunch of the NCOs were inspecting rooms while all of this was going on, and the guy who I was mostly following around found approximately 100 posters for this party know one of his airman's dorm rooms, and some other sketchy poo poo if I remember right. Said airman went off to sick call upon finding out they'd done room inspections, because he wasn't feeling well.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Dead Reckoning posted:

i think that getting to the point where you're drinking Robitussin to drown your sorrows qualifies as being "in some terrible state."

Robo-trippin

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

http://imgur.com/a/yf0It



if you guys aren't following reddit.com/r/airforce for laffs you're loving up

Motherfuckers took my picture

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Our shitbag airman just can't clean his loving room. Then again he's always in trouble for something anyway. Why bother?

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Larry Parrish posted:

Our shitbag airman just can't clean his loving room. Then again he's always in trouble for something anyway. Why bother?

fight him

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Looks like the Army is moving in on the AF's traditional turf.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

his pudge would work like body armor anyway

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Larry Parrish posted:

my sponsor has gotten about 3 LoRs for failed room inspections, including the one before his deployment where he just straight up didnt clean anything







he's insanely retarded

If I'm gonna get an LoR you can bet your rear end there's gonna at least be a good story to go with it.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Godholio posted:

Looks like the Army is moving in on the AF's traditional turf.

What the gently caress, I thought that was a line item in the Johnson-McConnell agreement?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Just got an email saying I got orders some where. Guess I'll find out where tomorrow.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Kandak Sayaqa posted:

What the gently caress, I thought that was a line item in the Johnson-McConnell agreement?

lol

I appreciated this post

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Cojawfee posted:

Just got an email saying I got orders some where. Guess I'll find out where tomorrow.

Five bux says Korea

terrez
Mar 20, 2012
me @ the air force
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

Today I remembered that I am doing a 4 year contract and how incredibly thankful I am that it's not 6. I cannot possibly imagine how I'd manage being in the Army/Marines in, like, the infantry or something.

On the other hand, the DFAC makes cobbler some days that is weapons-grade concentraded diabeetuz in a bowl and I am physically addicted to it.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Rough Lobster posted:

Five bux says Korea

Speaking of which, any of y'all ever been stationed at Osan?

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Yeah I'm actually there now.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Rough Lobster posted:

Five bux says Korea

Osan

zombieswithblenders
Nov 21, 2008
Just got my orders to Ramstein today. Best day ever.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Rough Lobster posted:

Yeah I'm actually there now.
Your follow-on got canceled and you're going to Cannon.

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Ragaman
Feb 6, 2002
Title? I dont need no stinkin' Title
Who hasn't been to Korea though? If people are getting notified today that means I didn't get picked up this cycle after my last debacle, even with Osan at the top of my list :iiam:

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