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Matthew Beet posted:gently caress didn't see hammer why effort posting. How convenient for you 
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The town is on edge. Though the breasted poo in their midst is beautifully sculpted and intensely toned, and though they all admire its beefy abdominal muscles, something seems off about its demeanour. It is behaving peculiarly. And not in an attractive way, either. As it blathers and witters senselessly, they turn to each other to confirm - yes, it's absolutely ruining the orgasmic mood; it's suspiciously un-sexy, and cannot be trusted. There's only one thing to be done. In unison they hammer the "Report" button and file a pornography complaint. Retribution is swift and brutal. The sexy turd disintegrates into an inscrutable blur of pixels, in the depths of which not even a pert nipple can be seen. A voice intones from the heavens: "PERMABANNED (by the LORD)". One lonesome testicle detaches from the body and rolls slowly across the floor. The townsfolk watch with bated breasts. But to their horror, when the ban message arrives, it reads, simply, "Obscenity." The breasted poo was one of them all along. They have slain a noble comrade. (RIP Harold Krell, Town)  Let us remember Harold as he was in vivacious life, not as he is in pixellated death: quote:You are a handsome poo. Soft, solid, and smooth as the innards of a Lindor ball, you have been moulded by ingenious hands into the shape of a maiden with a multitude of bouncing breasts. Your voice is rich and sultry. You are the colour of fresh pumpkin stew. Somewhere inside you, there lurks a single choice testicle. Check back in the morning, scum get a nightkill decision to me by then!
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Feb 4, 2015 07:41
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Darkness fell on the valley, and the previously booming night-life was far more subdued than usual. Many fearfully stayed at home, indulging in solitary pleasures rather than venturing out to seek the company of attractive strangers. However, business must go on. Early in the morning, the cafes began their usual preparations for breakfast. One hipsticle eagerly rushed out his door, bouncing down the street towards the town, and towards coffee. No invaders or paranoia or other drama could possibly sway him from his course. He simply could not do without starting his day bright and early, perhaps with a delicious serving of smashed avocado.  pictured: some drat sexy food He never arrived at the cafe. A neighbor passing by saw him lying in the path, and at first glance, she believed he may have passed out after having an extraordinarily fun night. But soon, she realized something was horribly wrong. The mysterious fluids splattered across the scene were nothing healthy. A foul odor of fat hung in the air, and leading away from her neighbor's body was a suspicious trail of greasy breadcrumbs. Asphyxious appeared to have asphyxiated... from some sort of noxious processed cheese sauce. (RIP Asphyxious, Town) quote:You are an urbane right testicle. Suave and gorgeously formed, you're a taut red berry of rock-solid muscle. You vibrate passionately, exuding confidence and lust and giving off a supersonic siren song that is audible only to dogs and vaginas. The hairs that crown your spherical curves twirl naturally into moustachios.
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Feb 4, 2015 21:56
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Votecount for Day 2 Not Voting (12): Anidav, BCR, bell jar, black_tangled, everythingWasBees, Matthew Beet, Mithranderp, SKY COQ, Small Keating, Splode, Those On My Left, whats for dinnerWith 12 alive, it's 7 votes to lynch. There is currently no deadline set.
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Feb 4, 2015 21:57
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Whoops, deadline is now fixed. Same bat-time and bat-channel as yesterday.
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Feb 4, 2015 22:00
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My testicles find it very interesting (and arousing) that Phyxy died right after he was being incredibly suspicious of beet.
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Feb 4, 2015 22:32
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i am suspicious of beet after yesterday he will come out swinging with "that ploy is too obvious, if i was scum i wouldn't kill gaspy" which is a perfect cover for killing gaspy several of my large breasts undulate with pulsing suspicion ##vote Matthew Beet
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Feb 4, 2015 22:40
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~ the sun rises ripe and tumescent over the sexy little town. wildflowers blossom in the meadows, birds ejaculate in the trees, the waves nibble delicately at the sweet pale thighs of the beach. in the main street the bosoms are bouncing and jostling as always, but now there's a somber atmosphere that's totally at odds with the alluring scenery. evil has touched the hearts and scrotums of this magical valley. will its citizens ever be the same? ~
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Feb 4, 2015 22:49
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Well yeah that's hosed me. Good work scum, no one is ever going to find that suspicious. 
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Feb 4, 2015 22:51
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The old nth dimensional
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Feb 4, 2015 23:05
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bell jar posted:i am suspicious of beet after yesterday alternatively, killing asphyxious is exactly the move i would have made if i were scum, to get precisely this reaction i know this is very Wine In Front Of Me but it's enough to keep me from casting my vote just yet. *lowers prostate, flicks on the safety switch and holsters it*
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Feb 4, 2015 23:33
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Yeah I agree. I don't think beet would be stupid enough to kill the person who was openly suss on him. Probably a scum false flag. My perenium twists in ecstasy.
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Feb 4, 2015 23:59
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beet: those guys wouldn't think that i'd be stupid enough to kill asphyxious beet: *kills asphyxious*
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Feb 5, 2015 00:00
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bell jar posted:beet: those guys wouldn't think that i'd be stupid enough to kill asphyxious right, that's one possibility. It's just not the only possibility
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Feb 5, 2015 00:01
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Those On My Left posted:right, that's one possibility. It's just not the only possibility very true, but by ignoring it you are playing into beet's trap
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Feb 5, 2015 00:03
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bell jar posted:i am suspicious of beet after yesterday I don't think Beet's that stupid, and your eagerness to jump on him first thing is arguably more suss. ##vote Bell Jar
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Feb 5, 2015 00:05
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bell jar posted:very true, but by ignoring it you are playing into beet's trap I'm not ignoring it, what I actually said was: Those On My Left posted:i know this is very Wine In Front Of Me but it's enough to keep me from casting my vote just yet. you're really going hard on this aren't you
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Feb 5, 2015 00:06
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there's nobody else on my radar and it is fun to push it beyond reasonable bounds
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Feb 5, 2015 00:12
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it would be an incredibly dumb scum play for me to come out of the gates hounding beet while also accusing him of hiding behind a dumb scum play, that is some kind of insane meta scumming that not even i am capable of
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Feb 5, 2015 00:13
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SKY COQ posted:I don't think Beet's that stupid, and your eagerness to jump on him first thing is arguably more suss. that's the problem, it's not a stupid move for him to do that, it's a smart move because of how you expect him to play
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Feb 5, 2015 00:14
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bell jar posted:beet: those guys wouldn't think that i'd be stupid enough to kill asphyxious Let's get this out of the way huh. Scum: no one will believe beet thinking he did it hoping everyone would think he didn't thinking that they would think that he would think that they would think......
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Feb 5, 2015 00:17
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bell jar posted:it would be an incredibly dumb scum play for me to come out of the gates hounding beet while also accusing him of hiding behind a dumb scum play, that is some kind of insane meta scumming that not even i am capable of Almost as dumb as killing the person gunning for you huh?
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Feb 5, 2015 00:17
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Matthew Beet posted:Almost as dumb as killing the person gunning for you huh? not if everyone is expecting you as scum to avoid doing that. you're scum. if i get lynched or nightkilled before you, at least i'll be vindicated on your death
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Feb 5, 2015 00:20
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Bifauxnen posted:
 This actually freaked me out a little as this looks basically identical to my lunch yesterday. Now off to join Ariel!
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Feb 5, 2015 00:40
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I dont know what else to say. Every argument that I did it can be countered by saying I was framed and this can go on to the nth level. "he killed gaspy thinking they would think that he would think that they would think that they he would think that they would think...."
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Feb 5, 2015 01:00
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On one hand, Beet could be scum who went for the nightkill choice that would let him hide in plain sight. On the other hand, it could be a character assassination leaving the only conversation drivers to be TOML, bell jar and maybe a few others. Killing Gaspy early and then starting a pain train on Beet so quickly in the morning is a sure path for an early scum controlled conversation in the coming days. Parts of this feels like TOML and bell jar are playing Good Cop, Bad Cop.
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Feb 5, 2015 01:01
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Uh I mean, Good Scum, Bad Scum? 
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Feb 5, 2015 01:02
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Much better posting Anidav this game. Keep it up. I stand by what I've said, but let's see how you go. Besides that, well gently caress. Going to read through it all, and have a think.
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Feb 5, 2015 01:35
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team silent making a strong showing today
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Feb 5, 2015 02:12
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From looking through the old games I think TOML has pretty much always been town, Hambeet and Beljaer have bounced back and forth. Gaspy seemed set on Hambeet and he turned out to be town and assassinated. At this point, i don't know. Maybe a tentative vote for Beet.
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Feb 5, 2015 02:24
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BCR posted:From looking through the old games I think TOML has pretty much always been town, Hambeet and Beljaer have bounced back and forth. Gaspy seemed set on Hambeet and he turned out to be town and assassinated. I think I've been scum three times. Once was the Mills game where town won in two days. Once was in the Coq/Tithin/TOML M-m-m-m-megaslam where we owned it. And I think there was another game ages and ages ago
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Feb 5, 2015 02:27
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I feel like the night kill cuts both ways. It could've been a panic by scum or framing beet. Gaspy was the only one who was super aggressive yesterday and from watching other games that play has worked pretty well for scumhunting. Bell jar's tried to shut down conversation with a quick lynch two days in a row now, picking pretty obvious targets. I don't think the false flag idea is super unlikely, but it's hard to deny that it was super convenient for beet.
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Feb 5, 2015 02:46
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Sorry, sexythread, I was out on a job site. A blow job site, that is! RIMSHOT, APPLAUSE, CURTAINS DESCEND. I'm with Anidav in thinking that a Gaspy kill and subsequent pain train on Beet this early smells more of scum interference than Beet nth-dimensions play.
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Feb 5, 2015 02:48
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I'll be honest, I'm kind of suspicious of Beet because I think his call-out of Asphyxious as OMGUSing was actually really flimsy, and Asphyxious was right to say "hang on, it's not an OMGUS if I called you scum in the first place". However, Asphyxious didn't really call Beet scum to start with, he just said "Beet. Heed this." So I'm a little suss on Beet. But as I say, Asphyxious became a hugely obvious nightkill when he started pursuing Beet so hard. Picking him off is probably the easiest call Scum have ever had to make. So I'm genuinely undecided about voting for Beet. And it's hard to perform while everyone's watching.
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Feb 5, 2015 02:53
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whats for dinner posted:I feel like the night kill cuts both ways. It could've been a panic by scum or framing beet. Gaspy was the only one who was super aggressive yesterday and from watching other games that play has worked pretty well for scumhunting. The bit about Bell Jar seems a bit suspicious to me, but I just can't get it up over that idea. My fat stubby chode hangs limp from indecision.
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Feb 5, 2015 02:57
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I've got lunch then delivering stuff till 8, so I'm going to vote now. You're hosed if you do, hosed if you don't. Maybe i'm under thinking it. Gaspy was town, and I kinda agree with beljaer. Gaspy seemed pretty confident. ##vote Matthew Beet Look forward to seeing some more opinions later.
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Feb 5, 2015 03:17
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Those On My Left posted:I'll be honest, I'm kind of suspicious of Beet because I think his call-out of Asphyxious as OMGUSing was actually really flimsy, and Asphyxious was right to say "hang on, it's not an OMGUS if I called you scum in the first place". However, Asphyxious didn't really call Beet scum to start with, he just said "Beet. Heed this." I want to clarify this, I called him suss three times yesterday, first jokingly and then more seriously about stirring up poo poo, finally I said he's acting kind of scummy and then it was after that he voted for me. That's why I called Omgus, I'd addressed him twice before he'd even said "heed this" about the way he was posting and then outright said he was acting scummy. On a related note it's sort of interesting that the only other person I seriously questioned yesterday regarding their motives was Bell jar, specifically why he wanted to rush a vote before everyone had their chance to weigh in.
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Feb 5, 2015 03:42
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Matthew Beet posted:On a related note it's sort of interesting that the only other person I seriously questioned yesterday regarding their motives was Bell jar, specifically why he wanted to rush a vote before everyone had their chance to weigh in. ironically that's what twigged me as you being scummy because you're a usual advocate for d1 lynch trains
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Feb 5, 2015 03:45
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bell jar posted:ironically that's what twigged me as you being scummy because you're a usual advocate for d1 lynch trains Nice try. I said let's try and get people to post more so we have more info day 2 after the d1 lynch. Stop trying to rewrite what I said: Matthew Beet posted:True, but we could potentially throw a townie away without any discussion and we'll be no better off tomorrow. I'm still always up for a d1 lynch but let's not rush to close the thread early for no reason and try let everyone check in and be sexy.
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