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Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Weidman's MMA Hour interview sounds awesome. I haven't been able to listen to it but the write up is here:

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/2/3/7967577/chris-weidman-pissed-off-at-mental-midget-vitor-belfort-s-response-to

quote:

"I went from feeling bad for him to pissed off at him," Weidman said. "I'm just like, are you kidding me?

"First of all, Vitor, he failed a drug test. That's his second drug test that he failed. Usually he'd be out for at least a year, but I think they tested him when there was no bout agreement, so they couldn't really punish him the way they wanted to. He wasn't licensed. So the guy's lucky as anything that he's not in trouble. I mean, he's a two-time convicted juicehead at this point and he's not realizing that. I understand that he hasn't fought in a long time, but that's his fault. I fought. I fought in July. That's six months ago, against Machida.

"This [injury] is just unfortunate," Weidman added. "But for him to be complaining, for a guy who's failing drug tests and shouldn't even be able to fight until this February, because he failed a test last February or March, is just crazy to me."

...

The entire situation, in general, has been rough for Weidman to watch from sidelines, and the champ admits that he got "depressed" for a few days after his injury dropout was made official.

"I'm kinda coming out of it now, but it's just really tough for me," Weidman admitted. "I just feel like, you know, I've fought through so many injuries. Every time I'm in a fight there's nagging injuries and stuff like that, but I've fought through some significant injuries that most guys would pull out for, and I was more than willing to do something like that for this fight if it was to come up, but this is just something I couldn't do.

"It just sucks because Vitor, I think, is a great match-up for me. I just heard you say that he wanted to fight Mark Munoz. This guy is a mental midget. I would go in there with anything and beat him. I just need to be able to move a little bit. So it just sucks where I'm at."

...

"Do you realize everything I've been through? Do you think any of that stuff gets to me? It doesn't really get to me," Weidman said. "I fought Anderson Silva twice. The things that people said after my first fight, after my second fight, are mindboggling to me as far as humanity and where people's minds can go, it's pretty crazy. But I did read some of it and it's basically me getting called a p-to-the-y a bunch of times, if you catch my drift without being vulgar.

"I'm getting called p-to-the-y, p-to-the-y. The thing is, people so easily forget. My last fight, I fought with a broken hand. A confirmed broken hand. I fought Alessio Sakara on two weeks' notice with a broken rib. Confirmed broken rib. My last fight with a broken hand, I wasn't able to spar or even hit pads three weeks before, or even in the locker room, I couldn't hit a pad without extreme sharp pain because of a broken hand. I took Demian Maia on 10 days notice and cut 32 pounds in 10 days. Almost died cutting the weight.

You still there P-to-the-Y?

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:14

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EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Weidman's MMA Hour interview sounds awesome. I haven't been able to listen to it but the write up is here:

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/2/3/7967577/chris-weidman-pissed-off-at-mental-midget-vitor-belfort-s-response-to

You still there P-to-the-Y?

If that is verbatim it's very :3:

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:19

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

As far as I can tell it is. I cannot wait for angry Weidman.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:21

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

Fork of Unknown Origins posted:

What? I didn't take the time to actually count, but it looks like half the crowd in that photo is black. At a minimum a third of it.

shhhh don't interrupt his narrative for a sports the origins of which far predate 1966

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:27

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

EmmyOk posted:

If that is verbatim it's very

listened to it live, it is. it was adorable.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:56

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

They freein my nigga rosenthal next month

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:03

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Dangersim posted:

They freein my nigga rosenthal next month

Missed the guy, happy he's back.

Hope he can stay away from warehouse-sized growing operations this time.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:13

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Dangersim posted:

They freein my nigga rosenthal next month

Whoa man.....my shirt like....worked

:cool:

Edit: Switchin back to FREE GUCCI MANE (again)

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:13

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Weidman's MMA Hour interview sounds awesome. I haven't been able to listen to it but the write up is here:

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/2/3/7967577/chris-weidman-pissed-off-at-mental-midget-vitor-belfort-s-response-to

You still there P-to-the-Y?

Weidman owns

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:19

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

I can't wait for Rogan to welcome back Rosenthal after a fight

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:25

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

Neurosis posted:

shhhh don't interrupt his narrative for a sports the origins of which far predate 1966

I didn't say combat sports began in the 60s, just that the photo is a sad reminder of where they came from.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:27

Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

I hope Rosenthal returns to reffing, he was good aside from the time when he allowed Weidman to take years off of the life of interim middlweight title contender Mark Munoz

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:30

mewse: May 2, 2006

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Missed the guy, happy he's back.

Hope he can stay away from warehouse-sized growing operations this time.

He spent a night in rehab

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:40

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Dr. Abysmal posted:

I hope Rosenthal returns to reffing, he was good aside from the time when he allowed Weidman to take years off of the life of interim middlweight title contender Mark Munoz

Pretty sure the dude has lost his spots in Nevada and California so it's gonna be years before we see him on a big show again.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:43

vainman: Nov 2, 2012; I find your lack of faith... disturbing

He might not be able to apply for a license with his conviction

vvv: do you seriously not see the difference between sumerians and professional boxing?

vainman fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Feb 4, 2015

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:44

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

I didn't say combat sports began in the 60s, just that the photo is a sad reminder of where they came from.

Please shut up. You're trying to make a point out of nothing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing#Early_history

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:47

mewse: May 2, 2006

Maybe he'll be able to make money the old fashioned way and open a warehouse full of illegal drugs

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:47

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Josh Rosenthal here for Onnit.com, that's oh en en eye tee. Use the special code MandatoryMinimum for 5 percent off your order

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:53

SaberToothedPie: Dec 24, 2012; The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

he knows...

According to Iole Diaz and Silva both failed tests. Diaz for 420 blazin', Silva popped for something on a pre-fight.

https://twitter.com/KevinI/status/562787498091610113

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:40

Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

My bet is Silva failed for Xanax.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:42

colonel_korn: May 16, 2003

Kevin Iole posted:

Silva popped for drostanolone in a PRE-FIGHT test conducted Jan. 9. Diaz over limit for marijuana from post-fight test

So uh that sounds bad

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:44

SaberToothedPie: Dec 24, 2012; The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

he knows...

colonel_korn posted:

So uh that sounds bad

Silva and Sonnen were more alike then they knew.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:44

Joey McChrist: Aug 8, 2005

nick popping for weed isn't surprising in the least but silva? lmao

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:46

Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

The Spider realized that the one aspect of MMA that he hadn't yet mastered is juicing. A legend with mind geared towards always improving is Silva, Joe.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:49

Ty1990: Apr 22, 2011

That fight delivered on so many levels.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:49

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

Charles Gnarwin posted:

The Spider realized that the one aspect of MMA that he hadn't yet mastered is juicing. A legend with mind geared towards always improving is Silva, Joe.

hahaha

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:50

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Oh god

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:50

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

Charles Gnarwin posted:

The Spider realized that the one aspect of MMA that he hadn't yet mastered is juicing. A legend with mind geared towards always improving is Silva, Joe.

Sounds like he geared too much

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:50

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

This might be sadder than Weidman shattering his leg

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:51

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

first time I've been speechless in reaction to mma news

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:52

Keven. Just. Keven: May 25, 2010; MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.

Good.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:53

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

After seeing Anderson's strength and conditioning coach I am not surprised at all.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:54

Ty1990: Apr 22, 2011

Nick Diaz retired Anderson Silva.

This also means Nick will be fined and be forced to fight more for our entertainment.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:54

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

If this turns into a Lance Armstrong thing where it turns out he has been doing it for years and everyone knew I'll be so depressed.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:55

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

EmmyOk posted:

If this turns into a Lance Armstrong thing where it turns out he has been doing it for years and everyone knew I'll be so depressed.

I might just stop watching MMA and stick with a comparatively clean and bullshit-free sport, like boxing.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:57

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Every time a fighter gets popped for weed I think "why do we give a gently caress if a fighter smokes weed"

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:58

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

Anderson did what he had to do to insure he got a title shot against Weidman.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:58

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

lol

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:59

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

CommonShore posted:

I might just stop watching MMA and stick with a comparatively clean and bullshit-free sport, like boxing.

Demetrious Johnson revealed to be 4 year old on hormone injections
Rumble Johnson discovered to be taking anti-grav pills
John Jones is clean

Are all things I expect to depress me further in the future

Neodoomium posted:

Every time a fighter gets popped for weed I think "why do we give a gently caress if a fighter smokes weed"

I've asked this before because we get tested in fencing too. Apparently it can give you a really good sense of grip in your hands, and they used wrestling as an example of it being good for similar reasons.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:59

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EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

edit: poo poo double post

# ? Feb 4, 2015 03:00

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