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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

didn't read any of the thread but just wanted to say that drugs seem more like overclocking your computer than hacking it, in that you get a temporary performance boost at the expense of overall component lifetime, with the possibility of catastrophic failure at any time

and piercings are like the neon lights and poo poo people put on their cases for lan parties

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol u shuld stick to poo poo you know


most people take drugs becase they body is hosed and life is harder without them or they have a disease progression and taking a drug might give them a chance to extend their lives. its a bit of a gamble but thats why medicines that are dangerous leave the market over time etc

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
its more like, your heat sink fell off, but you need to complete dat render, and all u got on hand is mayonaise so you use that instead of heat sink compound

it would have failed completely with out it, but its not as good as just being healthy

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
i dont take any prescription drugs and i feel like I'm not getting my money's worth from socialised healthcare

what are some good ones to start me off on echi?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
get onto some sleeping tablets, quickest way to being on a drug for life

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



big scary monsters posted:

i dont take any prescription drugs and i feel like I'm not getting my money's worth from socialised healthcare

what are some good ones to start me off on echi?

watch some us prime time TV and your sure to have a list to give to your doctor

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

imagine if we fed the very poor, that would be crazy poo poo

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
then they might have the energy to rise up against us.. dont be sileee

Kathleen
Feb 26, 2013

Grimey Drawer
hacking away at the old meat computer.

i only recently learnt that my body is very bad at metabolising NSAIDs. only paracetamol for me if i like my kidneys and stomach lining.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

focal ischemia posted:

hacking away at the old meat computer.

i only recently learnt that my body is very bad at metabolising NSAIDs. only paracetamol for me if i like my kidneys and stomach lining.

naproxen supremacy imo

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
meh

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

worksforme

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

PuTTY riot posted:

here u go OP



you know those order forms for coworker's kids' fund-raisers? replace with these

it'd be like the scholastic book club but for adults

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PuTTY riot posted:

worksforme

I mean sure it's fine but all NSAIDs are basically the same. 800mg ibuprofen is as effective as anything really the biggest difference is individual response and half life. for one off bad things ibuprofen is fine for most cases and the extended release naproxen and long half life NSAIDs are worse for kidneys and stomach

adding paracetamol / acetaminophen makes it more effective too, which is better than adding more NSAIDs

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
whats the best piercing for a mid twenties white computer man to get. plz note im very uncool.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
or is a tattoo better?

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

bobbilljim posted:

or is a tattoo better?

having had both i assure you that a tattoo is better b/c it shows how shameful of a sperg cj u r for the rest of your life rather then when u just punk rear end take it off

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

bobbilljim posted:

whats the best piercing for a mid twenties white computer man to get. plz note im very uncool.

unless you wanna go something visible, your options are septum, nipples or dick

tattoos are much more flexible but if you aren't going ho about one now, I can't imagine you will be in x years

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

bobbilljim posted:

whats the best piercing for a mid twenties white computer man to get. plz note im very uncool.

septum or snakebites, if you want something on your face. or pierce your ears and gauge them up

nips are cool and they give your boyfriend/girlfriend something extra to play with

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
hmm yase i shoudl pierce my boobage

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol if u don't have hooks put in your scrotums and then hung up

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
cant get the hooks in past the chastity belt m8

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
get YOSPOS BICTH tatted on the underside of your jacking arm near the wrist, then everytime you beat one out you can look down and thiunk of the pos

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
get a barbed wire ring tattoo

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
get "pork mincer" tattooed around your rear end hole

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

lol only gauge your ears if you wanna commit to get the surgery to sew the hold back together because lol at a respectable adult w/ gauges

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
post pictures of dudes post piercings

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

there was a guy in the coffee shop who had clearly had giant gauges (like a couple inches) at one point but they were out, and he had a soul patch, and he looked like a goat

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
pierced posts :mrgw:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

echinopsis posted:

get "pork mincer" tattooed around your rear end hole

this but also with spiked arsehole piecings

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



bobbilljim posted:

whats the best piercing for a mid twenties white computer man to get. plz note im very uncool.

tell the piercer to just start stabbing things into your dick and see what they come up with

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
niobium/titanium is pretty cool imo

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Cat Face Joe posted:

tell the piercer to just start stabbing things into your dick and see what they come up with

i wonder if they attach something cool, liek a virbrator, or maybe a crossbow

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
get magnets surgery put into your finger tips so when you cj hard drives they get wiped

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


no

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


i dont even have a hard drive

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

echinopsis posted:

get magnets surgery put into your finger tips so when you cj hard drives they get wiped

GATOS Y VATOS has opinions about those

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
f'real I think they're a cool idea but last I checked the casing wears through and your body rejects them

also like, it wouldn't really be that useful unless you're an electrician

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
casing technology is improving a lot! but its still probably a useless idea. and i can help but feel having a magnet in your fingertip might impair the use of said fingertip for like dialling phones and poo poo. or using touchscreens n watnot.

https://dangerousthings.com/shop/m31-implantable-disc-magnet/

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
just superglue to yor fingers

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