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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

:sigh: "Yes, you're my Funkasaurus, whichever Uso I married."

Hahaha, nice.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Braden Walker.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Is that vest new? Is Bray foreshadowing the Taker feud with attire now? :allears:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Ages posted:

He speaks five languages!

And one of them is Tyson Kidd!

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Sweet, main event might actually get a solid 20+ minutes!

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
It bums me out they've run these Bray Wyatt promos into the ground so badly. I just tune out now when they come on.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
YES! YES! YES! Y--oh god I threw my shoulder out, I have to retire

Parasara
Sep 17, 2014

Next time I see that woman, I'm shooting her, and not in the knee.

Chokes McGee posted:

YES! YES! YES! Y--oh god I threw my shoulder out, I have to retire

Please stop writing down my personal nightmares tyvm

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Chokes McGee posted:

YES! YES! YES! Y--oh god I threw my shoulder out, I have to retire

You're going to have to leave the Jerk Off Factory? But you have seniority.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Parasara posted:

Please stop writing down my personal nightmares tyvm

but this one didn't involve you in your underwear and that creepy-rear end clown

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Chokes McGee posted:

but this one didn't involve you in your underwear and that creepy-rear end clown

Stardust?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
SETH ROLLINS seth rollins SETH ROLLINS seth rollins SETH ROLLINS seth rollins SETH ROLLINS seth rollins

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
SETH ROLLINS jamie noble SETH ROLLINS joey mercury

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


JAMIE NOBLE BOY

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Jamie's going to lose by count out when he rushes out of the ring amazed as Daniel turns on a tap. "Running water, Seth!"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Jamie is Seth's poo poo-talking understudy!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
God dammit Bryan stop selling things you should be selling and giving me a heart attack

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


The Velocity fan in me wishes this were just Jamie Noble vs DBry

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Wow Domino's you sure have changed a lot!!!

Ugh I remember having to eat their lovely pizza every Friday for our Geoseminars at college.... what it was free cheese pizza!

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I thought Sheamus ended Noble's career.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It actually feels a lot worse than that, Seth!

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



"This is what it feels like"

Rollins is the best

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

nooneofconsequence posted:

I thought Sheamus ended Noble's career.

On Soviet Smackdown, Noble ends Sheamus' careers!

ha ha ha SHMIRNOV BATHKA

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

I think this match may have the most former ROH champions participating in WWE history.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Daniel Bryan is the best and very cool.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Turns out he could always land on his feet on those dives, he was just bumping to sell the match harder.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Bryan has a counter to the rollup! He could be Divas Champion forever!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Kane again :suicide:

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
PLEASE END THIS FEUD

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
YES YES YES

Awesome counter finish, that was a fantastic match, let Rollins and Bryan wrestle each other forever


OH gently caress YOU KANE

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Oh gently caress off Kane

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

loving SERIOUSLY!?! :negative:

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
That match was a lot of fun.

Goddammit. Kane again?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Goddamn it I thought we were done with this? Last week was the blowoff drat it!!! :argh:

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Oh thank god, I thought we'd have to go more than a week without Kane vs. Bryan.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
IT'LL NEVER END! NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Oh my god no just stay buried forever you're the worst Kane

Mrs. Dash
Apr 11, 2009
BAH GAWD ITS CORPORATE KANE

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
OH GOOD I SURE AM GLAD THIS FEUD ISN'T OV:suicide:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

He put him into a loving casket a week ago for God's sake.

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