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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Then this music hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGii4_WEJvE

How well does your bodyguard fare against The Beast Incarnate?

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Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Samus Aran is unstoppable.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
i played atelier totori last night :|

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
YV is stronger than Steroids, who is stronger than Brock Lesnar.

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014
The ponytailed dude from Shin Megami Tensei IV says "Burroughs" and then Ziodyne+8 happens*


*if Brock Lesnar is weak to Dark, then Die For Me! happens instead

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
a leper with a huge sword from darkest dungeons

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Cat Mario will gently caress this guy up.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Evil Eagle posted:

Samus Aran is unstoppable.

This.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012





im boned

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
Crane from Dying Light has exploding shuriken and an electrified crowbar and can free run (the most important) so I think I'd be just fine op :boom:

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

It was either Bowser or Jigglypuff.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
Stitches would eat him up. He can eat the general of all the hells, he can eat this guy.

The Belgian
Oct 28, 2008
The human is crushed under a pile of tetris blocks.

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
Chicken can slow down time and has a sword so I am probably okay.

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


phoenix from dota 2 can fly and conjure cute firechicks (see av) so he's a p. cool bodyguard. i'm gonna make it :buddy:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Ruzihm posted:

phoenix from dota 2 can fly and conjure cute firechicks (see av) so he's a p. cool bodyguard. i'm gonna make it :buddy:
You're going to get murdered by Phoenix from the classic arcade shooter Phoenix. He's going to kill you with lasers.

SombereroLad
May 18, 2006

WAHAHAHAHAHA
Fun Shoe
Martialfartz the orc monk will be ok, he can spit fire and clobber that loser with ale kegs

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


maybe they are the same phoenix. they both fly around in space and shoot lasers. :ms:

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Bayonetta mops the floor with him

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
I'm good.



If he gets F5'd, these guys will rush the ring:

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

is devilotte allowed her giant robot octopus, or no

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Endorph posted:

is devilotte allowed her giant robot octopus, or no

As long as Brock Lesnar is allowed Paul Heyman, I see no reason why not.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

NickRoweFillea posted:

Then this music hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGii4_WEJvE

How well does your bodyguard fare against The Beast Incarnate?

My bodyguard is Hasteinn of Nantes and he would kick Brock LEsnar's rear end.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

32 martial? Strong trait picked up from the hunting focus, diligent, brave, zealous? +2 Ax picked up on a raid. Brock doesn't stand a chance.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Reminder: Brock Lesnar defeated the Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania, and suplexed John Cena 16 times on his way to win the title. So please keep that in mind as you decide whether or not your bodyguard would be able to handle him. Thank you.

Terper
Jun 26, 2012


Mach2 posted:

The ponytailed dude from Shin Megami Tensei IV says "Burroughs" and then Ziodyne+8 happens*


*if Brock Lesnar is weak to Dark, then Die For Me! happens instead

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
i played the game in the op, and my results are: shovelknight. seems ok to me.

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


Yeah, my bodyguard is a loving dragon with a robot army, I think I'll be fine.

El Wombato
Mar 19, 2008

Mexican Marsupial
mines the smiley face from 868 hack so I guess he just shoots him with his laser and stun locks him til he dies

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


Brock is going to kill the chicken from Crossy Road

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
jill valentine could handle it

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

My bodyguard, then, would be a rat with an instagib rail gun, and I had the best accuracy on the server so I have to think it's light's out for Brock.

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.


id put my faith in the light

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

im good

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Samizdata
May 14, 2007
The dude from Prototype 2. Covered.

Inflammatory
Apr 22, 2014
my entire eo4 guild. or my monster hunter if that doesn't count. pretty sure i'm okay.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Evil Eagle posted:

Samus Aran is unstoppable.

well unless ridley shows up anyway

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sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
maybe the only way you're hosed here is if the last character you played was lester the unlikely or Dan from street fighter

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