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program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

I am convinced this game existed just to make the Sega Hint hotline profitable.

Dr. Furious
Jan 11, 2001
KELVIN
My bot don't know nuthin' 'bout no KELVIN

this one

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

BiG TrUcKs !!! posted:

Anal piss 420

lol

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
some arcade cabinet i played with my cousin, some kind of precursor to virtual-on style games. i can't even remember the drat thing's name now though, not that i knew it in the first place

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Did anyone say Stunt Trax FX yet?

i genuinely feel for those whose first fx chip game was not starfox.

i really liked the underwater race track though, cuz you could see all sorts of crazy things in the water

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

The best FX chip game was Yoshi's Island.

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Eye of Widesauron posted:

The best FX chip game was Yoshi's Island.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
If sonic 3D blast doesn't count, mario 64 probably.

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

If Doom doesn't count, probably Mario Kart Double Dash. If games I actually owned count, Wind Waker.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

jesus christ YES DOOM COUNTS what is this 2.5d nitpicky BULLSHIT.

Flying Squirrel
Oct 24, 2007
Thanks, Zombie Lincoln
It's probably those god damned 3D house levels in Fester's Quest, but I'm going to say Starfox instead, because that was more legit 3D and came out on my birthday and that was cool.

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

I'm a little hazy on the definition here but I think it was Alone in the Dark

Dr. Furious
Jan 11, 2001
KELVIN
My bot don't know nuthin' 'bout no KELVIN
lol @ all the people sperging out about the definition of a 3d game

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

The classic sperging meme

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Descent

Iron Casanova
Dec 7, 2012

Visual SHOCK! Speed SHOCK! Sound SHOCK!

The White Dragon posted:

some arcade cabinet i played with my cousin, some kind of precursor to virtual-on style games. i can't even remember the drat thing's name now though, not that i knew it in the first place

Was it one of these?

http://www.system16.com/hardware.php?id=572

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

wolfenstein 3d probably

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

probably not, i remember something darker with more brown and navy. couldn't have come out much later than 96, but i swear i must've played it before mario 64.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Mr. Pumroy posted:

jesus christ YES DOOM COUNTS what is this 2.5d nitpicky BULLSHIT.
If Doom counts then literally everyone's answer in this thread is gonna be Doom or Wolfie which would be boring as gently caress.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Whirlwind Jones posted:

If Doom counts then literally everyone's answer in this thread is gonna be Doom or Wolfie which would be boring as gently caress.

i don't care how entertained you are rear end in a top hat it's important to get this right. you want laughs, i bet there's some youtuber pointing a camera at his face while doing voices and making lots of jump cuts that's right up your alley!

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Doom doesn't count.

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur

Whirlwind Jones posted:

If Doom counts then literally everyone's answer in this thread is gonna be Doom or Wolfie which would be boring as gently caress.

not really, maybe then wizardry counts

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
catacomb 3-d came before wolf

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Doom doesn't count.
Thank you. This guy gets it.

Iron Casanova
Dec 7, 2012

Visual SHOCK! Speed SHOCK! Sound SHOCK!

The White Dragon posted:

probably not, i remember something darker with more brown and navy. couldn't have come out much later than 96, but i swear i must've played it before mario 64.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3vhqJ--wq0CyberSled?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36pr8MrZTFoCyber Commando?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

hubris.height posted:

foes this count? gotta change my answer to gex now that I think about it

crash bandicoot was 3d ya lol

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

could be the second one, but even that's too colorful. the only other thing i remember is that it was a cockpit-style cabinet--probably the first one i'd ever seen--and the machines were back-to-back and the game itself was designed for versus matches between two players

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Whirlwind Jones posted:

If Doom counts then literally everyone's answer in this thread is gonna be Doom or Wolfie which would be boring as gently caress.

literally everyone

Cubivore_
Nov 6, 2013

since my first two choices were wrong i'm going with killer instinct snes

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

OMGVBFLOL posted:

literally everyone

Doom 2 would have been mine, but they don't count.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Mercurochrome posted:

since my first two choices were wrong i'm going with killer instinct snes
:facepalm:

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Doom 2 would have been mine, but they don't count.

its a good thing catacombs 3d counts then

Treebeh
Sep 20, 2010

we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.
I played some shareware game in the early 90s that used shading in its sprites. Does that count as 3D?

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

wolf3d, freaked me right out

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Honestly it was probably the Genesis port of Hard Drivin'.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

definitely going to be quake

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

This thread makes me feel old

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program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur

Pablo Gigante posted:

Honestly it was probably the Genesis port of Hard Drivin'.

that reminds me, my serious answer would probably be Stunts, I think I played Stunts before Doom 2 (despite of getting my first PC after both games were released already), and it's actual 3d

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