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Sep 12, 2010

That poo poo would sink like a brick. Ham went through all that trouble to try to lend some sort of credibility to the idea that the ark could have been a viable vessel but the thing was made with power tools, is made from metal as well as wood, and will never be placed in water. All he proved was that its possible to get a really good tax break on your giant boat shaped house. C'mon Ken.

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Sep 12, 2010
Son: Dad, this has been such a great trip. Nearly 3,000 miles of driving and still no evidence for the so-called Genesis flood.

Scientist: Right, son. I told you that you couldn't believe those Bible thumpers at church.

Son: Yeah, I think I will probably quit going after all this. By the way, where are we headed now?

Scientist: On the way home we are going to stop at this great museum that's got the most fabulous fossil shark you've ever seen. The thing is virtually perfectly preserved.

Son: Really? Where did they find the shark?

Scientist: In Kansas.^_^

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Ken Ham's site makes comics


Mondian
Apr 24, 2007


Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Teen Study Bible

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
Matt. 28:20

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Iron Prince posted:

Matt. 28:20



bitchin

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Iron Prince posted:

Matt. 28:20



Hail Satan.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

So the Vatican released a sex Ed curriculum that is pissing off a lot of people due to its content. Here is a list of problems Life Site News has with the program

quote:

While the new Vatican program has many positive qualities, its defects cannot be underestimated. These include:

Handing the sexual formation of children over to educators while leaving parents out of the equation.

Failing to name and condemn sexual behaviors, such as fornication, prostitution, adultery, contracepted-sex, homosexual activity, and masturbation, as objectively sinful actions that destroy charity in the heart and turn one away from God.

Failing to warn youths about the possibility of eternal separation from God (damnation) for committing grave sexual sins. Hell is not mentioned once.

Failing to distinguish between mortal and venial sin.

Failing to speak about the 6th and 9th commandment, or any other commandment.

Failing to teach about the sacrament of confession as a way of restoring relationship with God after committing grave sin.

Not mentioning a healthy sense of shame when it comes to the body and sexuality.

Teaching boys and girls together in the same class.

Having boys and girls share together in class their understanding of phrases such as: “What does the word sex suggest to you?”

Asking a mixed class to “point out where sexuality is located in boys and girls.”

Speaking about the “process of arousal.”

Using sexually explicit and suggestive images in activity workbooks

Recommending various sexually explicit movies as springboards for discussion.

Failing to speak about abortion as gravely wrong, but only that it causes “strong psychological damage.”

Confusing youths by using phrases such as “sexual relationship” to indicate not the sexual act, but a relationship focused on the whole person.

Speaking of “heterosexuality” as something to be “discover[ed].”

Using gay icon Elton John (while not mentioning his activism) as an example of a gifted and famous person.

Endorsing the “dating” paradigm as a step towards marriage.

Not stressing celibacy as the supreme form of self-giving that constitutes the very meaning of human sexuality.

Failing to mention Christ’s teaching on marriage.

Treating sexuality as a separate subject instead of as something integrated into the doctrinal and moral teachings of the Church.

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/vatican-releases-explicit-sex-ed-for-teens-that-leaves-aside-parents-and-mo

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Those vatican rascals are really trying to win me over :3:

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Wow, thank you, that's really touching news. It's refreshing to have someone in charge who has a little perspective on what will make the world a better place.

Andro Dunos
Dec 11, 2003

Republican Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence is a creationist who once gave a speech in Congress condemning evolution as "just a theory." Later, when asked by Chris Matthews on MSNBC if he believed in evolution, Pence refused to answer. He also doesn't believe in global warming.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/flashback-mike-pence-delivers-entire-speech-denying-evolution
http://fortune.com/2016/07/15/mike-pence-donald-trump-science/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.53c5392c6bc7

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Andro Dunos posted:

Republican Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence is a creationist who once gave a speech in Congress condemning evolution as "just a theory." Later, when asked by Chris Matthews on MSNBC if he believed in evolution, Pence refused to answer. He also doesn't believe in global warming.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/flashback-mike-pence-delivers-entire-speech-denying-evolution
http://fortune.com/2016/07/15/mike-pence-donald-trump-science/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.53c5392c6bc7

Hail Satan.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/flyaway47/status/762724727911841792

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Recently, Homeschoolers Anonymous was given access to a worksheet from The Institute of Basic Life Principles‘ training center. It is titled ”Why Did God Let A Four Year Old Boy Be Molested By A Fifteen Year Old Neighbor?’. The Institute of Basic Life Principles is run by Bill Gothard, who is currently facing a lawsuit for molestation, rape, and sexual harassment. The Institute of Basic Life Principles has many training centers around the world.

https://homeschoolersanonymous.org/2016/08/09/gothard-explains-why-god-allows-child-molestation-part-i/



CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



One question Christian anime fans frequently ask is, “Is there such a thing as a Christian anime?” As I mentioned in the FAQ, besides Tezuka Osamu’s collaboration with the Vatican, The Flying House, and perhaps another exception here or there, the answer is “no.”

But, that doesn’t mean that “Christian anime” is an oxymoron.

It’s not unusual to see Christian symbolism in anime. Some series even place a central focus on these symbols, though some (like Neon Genesis Evangelion or Toaru Majutsu no Index) controversially depict these elements. Instead, anime can be viewed through a Christian lens. Although the series may not refer directly to the Christian God or to Jesus, important themes in Christianity are ever-present in anime, including grace, sacrificial love, being just, seeking to do what is right, turning the other cheek, and finding that there may be a higher being in the universe. Below are series that feature these qualities, press us to think further about faith, or feature Christian characters in a fair light.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I can't believe people actually think they'll live still after they die in some otherworldly realm. We all just rot in the ground and cease to be and that to me seems very incredibly obvious.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
lol just imagine you die but then wooo you're in the dead world with all the people who died before you and jesus is there too it'd be pretty awkward if you got re-married after having a first wife die. Which wife do you go with? does it become polygamy?

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Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
If you have a child die during birth does it go to heaven as a newborn forever or does it grow up in heaven? Does the good lord send that soul to another baby being born for another go around?

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