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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


matrix ripoff posted:

wherrrrrreeeeee is it

New Zealand

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Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!



Everything I know about awesome burgers I learned from Cheese and burger. Patrick Warburton can lull me to sleep about anything.

Dogo
Sep 24, 2007


How bout veggie burgers you guys? Great for those times when you're like "Man I'm really hankerin for a burger but i feel so bad for the cows!"

HOLD the meat! Extra lettuce please ma'am!

I mean am I right or am I right?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005


you are not right

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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i need to make a mayo and call it "Just La Mayo" and cover with hashtags and tweets and cat memes and make a loving mint off of it

it will just be repurposed hellman's

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Ron Jeremy
Apr 4, 2008

D&D FUCKING SUCKS, SIGNED WEEPING WOUND



100x100 or gtfo

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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^^^^ +10 points for using spinach for greens; something with goddamn flavor



edit: cold wet lettuce is okay too but it really depends on the burg

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Ron Jeremy posted:



100x100 or gtfo

a burger so amazing it eventually got banned by the main office.

you can now only order 20x20 max

also kill yourself if you don't order it animal style

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~


Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax


Ultra Carp











matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~



i love how the ad keeps urging IT'S FOR SHARING IT'S TOTALLY FOR SHARING but you loving know each and every one of those ordered was consumed, alone, in the dark

I MUST HAVE ONE

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Pulp Fiction had the best burger scene

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005



yep

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax


Ultra Carp



Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!











burgin'

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Jumping the Shark




this is my local burger, i like the brioche buns

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

who wants to make a million babies with me who wants to make a million babies with me




Thank you cow for letting me eat you.

edit: everyone thank the cow you ungrateful fucks

iSheep fucked around with this message at Feb 9, 2015 around 06:49

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


This is a very nice burg thread.

Im a big fan of burgs sometimes.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

I just got back from In-N-Out

Currently eating a Double Double animal style extra pickles extra cheese.

Its good.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Also this is a good video if you wanna make your own burgs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZuDMKXWU_E

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012




I feel bad for the people who have to get burgers from sonic

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed


this is a great thread

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!


Lipstick Apathy

I love burg threads, but I'm goddamn dying here. I've got a beef deficiency at dangerously high levels. Jack in the Box is the only place open late and it's not bad, but these other burgers are making me jealous.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!



Postin' the Noah's Ark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAQqdf2hlek

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed


Crimson Harvest posted:

I love burg threads, but I'm goddamn dying here. I've got a beef deficiency at dangerously high levels. Jack in the Box is the only place open late and it's not bad, but these other burgers are making me jealous.

i feel you

id burg almost every day if i could get away with it

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~


i fuckin love a sourdough jack

in fact, that is all i ever get there

jack in the box may be on the lower end of burger quality, but on the other hand - where else can you burg at 3AM?

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax


Ultra Carp



Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed


Around here, Wendy's is the late night desperation burg

It's not the best burg, but it's not bad

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~


i don't get wendy's

every time i've eaten there, i've literally thought "i could have eaten at mcdonald's/whataburger/carl's jr/creepy local joint instead"

apparently their chili is still in high demand; i work with a lady who'll blow you for some wendy's chili

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005


matrix ripoff posted:

i fuckin love a sourdough jack

in fact, that is all i ever get there

jack in the box may be on the lower end of burger quality, but on the other hand - where else can you burg at 3AM?

at this place:

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~


proof of concept posted:

at this place:


the fact i live in texas and didn't know this is almost like living in new york and never having visited the statue of liberty

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005


matrix ripoff posted:

the fact i live in texas and didn't know this is almost like living in new york and never having visited the statue of liberty

there are no words

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed


matrix ripoff posted:

i don't get wendy's

every time i've eaten there, i've literally thought "i could have eaten at mcdonald's/whataburger/carl's jr/creepy local joint instead"

apparently their chili is still in high demand; i work with a lady who'll blow you for some wendy's chili

I think it's better than McDonalds, but can't think of anything else I prefer it over

Otterspace
Jul 13, 2006

This is not a good idea.


There's something...I dunno...pure about a burg thread. It's like, we all have different opinions on which one is the best, but we are united as one in our love for burgs.

Also, thank you cow!

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~


proof of concept posted:

there are no words

i've lived a life where there are exactly three restaurants you can visit at 3AM

1) jack in the box
2) taco bell
3) trucker diner

option 3 has lead to more interesting life experiences but the first two are gastronimically light years ahead for obvious reasons

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

the president's decisive action in Syria and the attempts that he is making to destabilize the region


Waffle! posted:

Everything I know about awesome burgers I learned from Cheese and burger. Patrick Warburton can lull me to sleep about anything.

I normally don't like burgers but this website plus Patrick Warburton make me want a burger.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005



Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

matrix ripoff posted:

i fuckin love a sourdough jack

in fact, that is all i ever get there

jack in the box may be on the lower end of burger quality, but on the other hand - where else can you burg at 3AM?

i have eaten jack in the box drunk more than any other fast food chain

they understand who their clientele is. The late night "munchie meals" is them just going "Yep, we serve food to intoxicated peoples, who gives a poo poo" and I love them for it.

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Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

del taco has 3 am burgers but jack in the box has given me some serious problems in the past with the quality of food. I would probably go to del taco for a cheeseburger if it was closest since in n out five guys etc are all closed but those places kinda suck honestly. I dont like in n out or five guys compared to like a mcdonalds or wendys burger.

I'm taking a heavy dose of steroids after getting out of the hospital and cant stop eating and today I had 3 pints of ice cream 8 pieces of chicken several bowls of cereal, pancakes, macaroni salad, oatmeal, bagels, peanut butter jelly cheese and a carne asada burrito. I just ate 2 more bowls of cereal and sat here thinking "Ok I'm done it is nearly midnight I need to stop eating" and then I find your thread. I am debating if I should defrost the hamburger meat or just drive to mcdonalds and get a big mac. IM not fat so this is frustrating to eat like this but I xhould have never clicked on the ... burger threat.

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