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Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

del taco has 3 am burgers but jack in the box has given me some serious problems in the past with the quality of food. I would probably go to del taco for a cheeseburger if it was closest since in n out five guys etc are all closed but those places kinda suck honestly. I dont like in n out or five guys compared to like a mcdonalds or wendys burger.

I'm taking a heavy dose of steroids after getting out of the hospital and cant stop eating and today I had 3 pints of ice cream 8 pieces of chicken several bowls of cereal, pancakes, macaroni salad, oatmeal, bagels, peanut butter jelly cheese and a carne asada burrito. I just ate 2 more bowls of cereal and sat here thinking "Ok I'm done it is nearly midnight I need to stop eating" and then I find your thread. I am debating if I should defrost the hamburger meat or just drive to mcdonalds and get a big mac. IM not fat so this is frustrating to eat like this but I xhould have never clicked on the ... burger threat.

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Im gonna make up a new Verb.

"You Burg'ed that dog..."



"drat, son, you burged that dogs haircut up son."



Burged: To ruin a show dogs haircut. Popular in African American circles.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


"Ahww poo poo kid, that dog is all burged up and poo poo."

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



are these real dogs

Weird BIAS
Jul 4, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.


Waffle! posted:

Everything I know about awesome burgers I learned from Cheese and burger. Patrick Warburton can lull me to sleep about anything.

lolol the sheboygan

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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steak n shake i go to to have their chili mac with the noodles and beans and a shitload of oyster crackers

just a disgusting carbload of carby carbs but drat son i ain't never been as happy as i was digging into steak n shake chili mac

also roger ebert bonded with david letterman over their shared love of steak n shake and that just adds an extra soupcon of gently caress yes to the joint

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


"drat cuz, why you burg'in dogs like that? Its seriously hosed up!"



a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



psyopmonkey posted:

"drat cuz, why you burg'in dogs like that? Its seriously hosed up!"
funny black people imitation/joke

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

please do not post photos of obvious animal abuse in the burg thread

thank you

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Chinatown posted:

please do not post photos of obvious animal abuse in the burg thread

thank you
Flip off man!! I'll do what I want when I want!

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

who wants to make a million babies with me who wants to make a million babies with me




RIP Tracy

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~




son we're bugin' in here, not making a weakass attempt to derail

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax


Ultra Carp





psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


matrix ripoff posted:



son we're bugin' in here, not making a weakass attempt to derail

Trifflin'! Kid, I dont got time for that!



Next youll be postin' bout chicken sandwiches.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


who doesn't like burger?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


psyopmonkey posted:

Trifflin'! Kid, I dont got time for that!



Next youll be postin' bout chicken sandwiches.

Chicago Salad Burg?

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax




Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


toggle
Nov 7, 2005



Burgers are the universal food

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax




VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot



I call Heresy on this one

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


it even calls itself a sandwich

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Nation posted:

it even calls itself a sandwich

Yeah bitch. You like dat.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

matrix ripoff posted:



son we're bugin' in here, not making a weakass attempt to derail

daym drops is a cool dude

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~


VendaGoat posted:

I call Heresy on this one

delicious, greasy heresy

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


matrix ripoff posted:

delicious, greasy heresy

Maybe, I mean, I'd try it.

But, I have never in my life been enjoying either a delicious burg or an amazing Reuben and thought, "You know what would go great on this? Stuffing the other thing into my fat loving face at the same loving time, like the huge fat loving, no dicked, slob that I am."

And motherfucker, I once stood over a sink and ate an entire bag of Oreos

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005


I think most novelty burgers depend less on being something people have always wanted but never could get before and more on being something that people start to want once they find out they can get it

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


psyopmonkey posted:

Yeah bitch. You like dat.



yea if i wanted a sandwich!!

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005





The Fathers Office burger is good but gently caress the Santa Monica location.

like a cigarette should
Oct 26, 2004

DOCTOR'S ORDERS!



That burger is toooooo big

you'd just end up with mouthfuls of nothing but beef or lettuce or whatever
please take that big burger and make it into lots of little burgers for everybody to enjoy

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~


VendaGoat posted:

And motherfucker, I once stood over a sink and ate an entire bag of Oreos

in another world, there's an Oreo Anonymous meeting happening and YOU ARE THE LEADER

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


matrix ripoff posted:

in another world, there's an Oreo Anonymous meeting happening and YOU ARE THE LEADER

I would be dead from Heart Disease before admitting I had a problem with Oreos

Seriously man, those fuckers are delicious. More so with milk.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008






Niman Ranch Cheeseburger
Niman Ranch brisket and chuck*, ground in house
daily, topped with cheddar, lettuce, tomato, onion,
pickle + sweet potato fries
15
Substitute Pimiento Cheese +1

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



sugar free jazz posted:




Niman Ranch Cheeseburger
Niman Ranch brisket and chuck*, ground in house
daily, topped with cheddar, lettuce, tomato, onion,
pickle + sweet potato fries
15
Substitute Pimiento Cheese +1

eww, sweet potato fries

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~


VendaGoat posted:

I would be dead from Heart Disease before admitting I had a problem with Oreos

just imagining you in front of a judge, your hair out of whack, your fingernails caked dense with chocolate crumbs, your lips circled with a greasy sheen of white cream

"yeah well uh - burp - maybe they shouldn't have made them so good to eat; you ever think of that, yer honor?"

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008





Biodynamic lamb burger with goat cheese and house made bun(17) and manhattan with homegrown cherry blossoms (10)



Gaunab posted:

eww, sweet potato fries

idiot

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


Glances over the menu at classy gourmet restaurant


ill have the burger, gently caress yea

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006





Gaunab posted:

eww, sweet potato fries

wrong

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005




sugar free jazz posted:



Biodynamic lamb burger with goat cheese and house made bun(17) and manhattan with homegrown cherry blossoms (10)


idiot

Nice ground lamb sandwich.

PS don't sign you posts dickless

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