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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005




sugar free jazz posted:



Biodynamic lamb burger with goat cheese and house made bun(17) and manhattan with homegrown cherry blossoms (10)


idiot

Nice ground lamb sandwich.

PS don't sign you posts dickless

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

hoity toity try-hard burgers are good and all but please dont be a enjoyable human being and try to elevate it above any other burger

thanks.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008



^^gently caress u too I didn't say anything about other burgers



Nation posted:

Glances over the menu at classy gourmet restaurant


ill have the burger, gently caress yea



Neither burger is from a classy gourmet restaurant lol they're like brunch and expensive casual places that own


Plz appreciate fancy burgers too they taste really goo

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


I was ready for this response, class is different for some people - i for instance found your mother classy

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002


Chinatown posted:

hoity toity try-hard burgers are good and all but please dont be a enjoyable human being and try to elevate it above any other burger

thanks.

This.

Hodad's is indeed a great burger. Their bacon "patty" is nuts. Haven't been to San Diego in a year. That burger and the tacos (literally everywhere for like a dollar each) alone are worth the trip.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

sugar free jazz posted:

^^gently caress u too I didn't say anything about other burgers




Neither burger is from a classy gourmet restaurant lol they're like brunch and expensive casual places that own


Plz appreciate fancy burgers too they taste really goo

sorry i wasnt calling you out!!!!!!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

also the term "biodynamic" when applied to food makes me physically angry

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

We've run outta retro!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZc9zdEL0Tk

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006





the big mac is not high on my list of burgers but honestly sometimes I just feel like having one, so I do

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Soiled Meat


the king

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008



Chinatown posted:

sorry i wasnt calling you out!!!!!!!


I'm sorry I was feeling threatened and lashed out you didn't deserve that

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006





I mean when I'm in the mood the big mac is really good but I guess I generally like Jack in the Box or Burg King more when it comes to fast food

last time I got Jack I got sick as gently caress though lol

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Soiled Meat

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

toggle
Nov 7, 2005




lmao

toggle
Nov 7, 2005



shanty burger

favela burger

3rd world burger

A shameful burger

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed


I would still eat it

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

i google image searched that photo

lmao inuits live in literal 3rd world poverty and respond to alcohol like its LSD

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed


Chinatown posted:

i google image searched that photo

lmao inuits live in literal 3rd world poverty and respond to alcohol like its LSD

Innuits are an impressive nad cool people who stoically crossed the frozen wastes for centuries

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed


They deserve a better burg

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

Carol Pizzamom posted:

They deserve a better burg

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


I ate a burger made out of entirely Kobe beef once.

Don't do it, because now every burger I have is inferior to that one.

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed


The Taint Reaper posted:

I ate a burger made out of entirely Kobe beef once.

Don't do it, because now every burger I have is inferior to that one.

how much did that cost

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Soiled Meat

Chinatown posted:


lmao inuits live in literal 3rd world poverty and respond to alcohol like its LSD

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Soiled Meat

toggle
Nov 7, 2005



Carol Pizzamom posted:

They deserve a better burg

Yes they certainly do.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer


a blank canvass

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!

I made moose burgers Saturday. The meat was really lean and a bit stringy, so I had to add a bit of beef fat to it to compensate. Otherwise, it was a pretty good burger: it tasted like beef, but with a slightly smokier flavour.

Anyways that's my burg story.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Soiled Meat

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


Carol Pizzamom posted:

how much did that cost

15 bucks

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005



Should put these on signs and parade around outside veggieburger manufactury acting all like they are aborting burgers. THIS BUN COULD HAVE HAD A LIFE BUT YOU MURDERED IT WITH A VEGGIE PATTY.

real talk though what are things that you can put in the beef of a burger and at what point do you feel it stops being a burger?

There's a place out here called Slater's 50/50 that's 50% beef/50% bacon but you gotta get them like well done or else it's kinda limp and underwhelming. I think that is probably about the least amount of beef you could have in a patty and still call it a burger.

What are your favorite things to put INSIDE the patty? I like blue cheese and thinly diced, sparsely-mixed peppers to provide integral flavor.

Also like you could make them with mustard or worsterchire already mixed in to make them also delicious.

share your burgs and remember to like us on facebook

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Soiled Meat

Rosettas
Sep 5, 2013

You could put the coke in my mailbox, BUT I DON'T CHECK THAT SHIT!



I wondered sometimes how I became so fat and then I realized very quickly how much of a piece of garbage I am for eating the Monster Thickburger.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Soiled Meat

Hui Tai Lang
Dec 31, 2009



OK, I think I'll have one of everything. I will use the "blank canvas" to help with the mega-burger. I don't see a single one I would turn down.

batteries!
Aug 26, 2010


Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.


Chinatown posted:

Also this is a good video if you wanna make your own burgs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZuDMKXWU_E

This guy is right about a lot of things. Particularly about toppings. Who the hell wants to bite into an inch thick slab of tomato or onion on their burger? Thin slices are best.

Also grinding your own meat.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~



Quotin this from the first page

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006


mcd's is poo poo, dry artificial tasting poo poo. same goes for all international chains, gently caress them.

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010


BBC posted:

How to make a stem cell burger



Suggested ingredients

Stem cells from cow cultured into strips of meat
Beetroot juice and saffron for colouring
1 onion, chopped
1 free-range egg yolk
Salt, pepper and breadcrumbs
25g chopped coriander

Stem cells preparation method
Take some stems cells from a cow
Put them in a large dish and add nutrients and growth promoting chemicals. Now leave to multiply
Three weeks later there will be more than a million stem cells. Put these into smaller dishes to fuse into small strips of muscle, a centimetre or so long and a few millimetres thick
Collect these strips into small pellets and freeze until there are enough to form a burger
Defrost the pellets and put together just before cooking

They taste like poo poo

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