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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Soiled Meat

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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Soiled Meat

twoday
May 4, 2005

oh no

not this again


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc5EMEyvFA4

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 4, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

is anyone else kind of annoyed at this whole like hipster artisan burger thing

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006


CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

is anyone else kind of annoyed at this whole like hipster artisan burger thing

yeah, in my city it's impossible to get a good, honest cheese burger. like, good meat, good cheddar, fried onions, some mustard and maybe ketchup and that's it. it's all loving home made bread w/ some exotic cheese and unnecessary fillings you know. then they cost like 15 bucks and i could do better at home.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

is anyone else kind of annoyed at this whole like hipster artisan burger thing

At the counter you get quinoa as a burger topic.

MauveAvenger
Dec 12, 2004

It's 'I hope we never part'. Now get it right or pay the price!

the duke of burgs

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 4, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

I had a burger last night and I knew it was going to be bullshit because any place that advertises "upscale comfort food" is an rear end in a top hat

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006


everyone in chicago go to kumas corner


Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed


Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax


Ultra Carp





Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

is anyone else kind of annoyed at this whole like hipster artisan burger thing

meh. not really. as long as its a good burger im ok with it.

when they start using stupid names ("biodynamic" beef for example), using lovely try-hard bread, and trying to elevate it up into their own assholes then gently caress them

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006


Chinatown posted:

meh. not really. as long as its a good burger im ok with it.

when they start using stupid names (biodynamic beef for example) and trying to elevate it up into their own assholes then gently caress them

what about charging like twice the price b/c the bun was baked by a hipster

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 4, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

well you see we realize that the ground chuck burger has only enjoyed a quarter century of success so what we're going to do is wear a plaid shirt and change all of that while charging you twice as much

edit: i guess it's really more like a half century I dunno when did burgers become cool

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006


burgers transcend trends and styles and when those assholes who add avocado to a cheese burger and charge you 15 bucks for it get a real job burgers will still be the number one junk food in the western world

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~


If all you have is hipster bullshit, open a five guys franchise and destroy their livelihoods.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006


SpazmasterX posted:

If all you have is hipster bullshit, open a five guys franchise and destroy their livelihoods.

idk, burgers are in style so a lot of hipster places have them and then for the regular joe there's mcd's and a couple of other big joints. you'd probably have to compete with them rather than the hipsters.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

Dyna Soar posted:

what about charging like twice the price b/c the bun was baked by a hipster

ill go somewhere else where i can get a good burg for a fair price

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006


Chinatown posted:

ill go somewhere else where i can get a good burg for a fair price

it's nice that you have that choice

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax


This is my jam right here.

If you hacked into my bank account and printed out my statement from 2014 you'd see probably 100 "double cheese large fry" orders from Culvers.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

Dyna Soar posted:

it's nice that you have that choice

where do you live that only has overpriced hipster burgers and no chains

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006


Chinatown posted:

where do you live that only has overpriced hipster burgers and no chains

europe. we have chains but they're mcd's, burger king and a bunch of locals that operate and taste exactly the same.

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~



no sean don't kill the burg it's trying to be your friend

your sexy, delicious friend

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006


ACTUALLY i lied, there this new place that opened a few months ago i forgot about

their burgs looks good in pictures at least:



serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Soiled Meat

Hamburgers shouldn't have meat in them.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


burgerin overseas:

http://theburgerguide.com/best-burg...ontinent=Europe

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Soiled Meat

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008



I like avocado on burgers sometimes, and also house made chili ketchup and organic, locally sourced, grass fed beef

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

serious norman posted:

Hamburgers shouldn't have meat in them.

your trolling is super weak and not good at all HTH

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

Other good things on Burgers:

fried egg,
avocado
guacamole
grilled peppers
jalapenos

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006


Chinatown posted:

Other good things on Burgers:

fried egg,
avocado
guacamole
grilled peppers
jalapenos

good but totally unnecessary if your burger joint doesnt have a regular cheese burger with no fancy stuff on the menu

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

Dyna Soar posted:

good but totally unnecessary if your burger joint doesnt have a regular cheese burger with no fancy stuff on the menu

can we start a kickstarter so we can airdrop some loving burgs onto your city?

AMINAL
Dec 6, 2014



these burgers look very bad!!

sad burgers

speaking of sad burgers

i once ordered a hamburger in lithuania and got a ham sandwich

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~


Dyna Soar posted:

good but totally unnecessary if your burger joint doesnt have a regular cheese burger with no fancy stuff on the menu

Wait so they don't even have something close to a standard burg?

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006


SpazmasterX posted:

Wait so they don't even have something close to a standard burg?

macd's, burger king and similar lovely chains that use frozen pattys and then those hipster places. burgers are available everywhere, but they're either poo poo or try too hard. my city needs a regular burger joint with good ingredients but none of that fancy poo poo.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010



Nap Ghost

The Bob's Burger Experiment is a blog that tries to replicate the punny specials that appear on Bob's Burgers.

Looks like they turn out OK.



"The Garden of Eden Edumb Burger"
An burger patty stuffed with sauteed granny smith apple and red onion, on a bed of caramelized sweet onions, topped with green apple slices and a sweet maple-ginger-cinnamon yogurt sauce.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008



shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn

burg ive been making for food at work lately:
2 4 oz patties, smashed on griddle
potato bun, toasted
swiss cheese
caramelized onions
steak sauce

its really good if you go to a burg joint with those ingredients on a list of "poo poo you wanna put on that burg" id recommend it.

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Theli
Jan 23, 2002

SORRY ABOUT MY TAINT


Zeroisanumber posted:

The Bob's Burger Experiment is a blog that tries to replicate the punny specials that appear on Bob's Burgers.

Looks like they turn out OK.



"The Garden of Eden Edumb Burger"
An burger patty stuffed with sauteed granny smith apple and red onion, on a bed of caramelized sweet onions, topped with green apple slices and a sweet maple-ginger-cinnamon yogurt sauce.

OK? I dunno, that's a pretty gross looking burger.

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