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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

sometimes i will have a hankerin' for a double cheeseburger from mcdonalds and then put their bbq sauce on it

its a good when you are burgin and need a quick fix

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Shadow
Jun 25, 2002


Not preferable but for pre-made frozen patties, what do you guys think is the better of them out there?

I've been pretty happy with Bubba Burger (original) in a pinch. Pretty quick on a pan and if dressed up even reasonably it's among the better pre-made ones I've had. I also have a decent recipe from a "foodie" friend for making good burgers, and while I do enjoy making things from scratch, I'm quite lazy and it's a rare occurrence so when I'm in the mood for a burger and don't feel like going out, Bubba's been decent.

Anyone know of any better?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Shadow posted:

Not preferable but for pre-made frozen patties, what do you guys think is the better of them out there?

I've been pretty happy with Bubba Burger (original) in a pinch. Pretty quick on a pan and if dressed up even reasonably it's among the better pre-made ones I've had. I also have a decent recipe from a "foodie" friend for making good burgers, and while I do enjoy making things from scratch, I'm quite lazy and it's a rare occurrence so when I'm in the mood for a burger and don't feel like going out, Bubba's been decent.

Anyone know of any better?

Make your own with ground beef and then freeze them.

Duh.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

only time i buy frozen patties is for like the 4th of july or some summer bbq party type thing and I alway just go to Costco.

having a fresh and large condiments/toppings bar is key to a good burger party IMO

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqackdaUED8

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002


psyopmonkey posted:

Make your own with ground beef and then freeze them.

Duh.

Yes, yes, I know, but I'm mostly curious if anyone's found decent options out there. Bubba's been the only one I've found thus far.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Shadow posted:

Yes, yes, I know, but I'm mostly curious if anyone's found decent options out there. Bubba's been the only one I've found thus far.

Bubbas or Morning Star are my go to premade patties.

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!


Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:

only time i buy frozen patties is for like the 4th of july or some summer bbq party type thing and I alway just go to Costco.

having a fresh and large condiments/toppings bar is key to a good burger party IMO

Same, the stack of like 30 frozen patties is a good price and v useful.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002


psyopmonkey posted:

Bubbas or Morning Star are my go to premade patties.

Morning Star is veggie burgers right?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009



if yr getting bubba burgs you might as well just get up out of my face

like god drat thats no proper burg

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


I have never had a tasty burger made from those mass produced frozen jobs.

Does the freezing just sap all the taste from them?

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002


shiksa posted:

if yr getting bubba burgs you might as well just get up out of my face

like god drat thats no proper burg

its not my first choice, stop yelling at me

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005




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Revitalized
Sep 13, 2007

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Lipstick Apathy

Remember the goon-made http://www.burgermap.org/

Throw that in the OP! It's Burgin' Time!


e: looking at the map it looks like people stopped using it last year?

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010


has anyone tried anally ingesting a burger?

asking for a friend.

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010



Does a mirepoix belong in a burg?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006





Kukash posted:

has anyone tried anally ingesting a burger?

asking for a friend.

is that what people mean by assburgers

Razakai
Sep 15, 2007

People are afraid
To merge on the freeway
Disappear here


Kukash posted:

has anyone tried anally ingesting a burger?

asking for a friend.

for a true burger hit, shove it directly into your eyeballs

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

VendaGoat posted:

I have never had a tasty burger made from those mass produced frozen jobs.

Does the freezing just sap all the taste from them?

As soon as he mentioned them I was going to ask if he found Bubba Burgers to be pretty dry.

I find them to cook up pretty dry.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax


Was gonna say Doob's but that's way too many Fries.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot


Business Gorillas posted:

lol if you don't eat your burgers with bacon and eggs on them

just lmao

what happens if I work eggs and bread crumbs into the ground beef before cooking them? I'm told this is very similar to how meatloaf works but gently caress you, it stops my burgs from shrinking on the grill

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax


The Mad Archivist posted:

what happens if I work eggs and bread crumbs into the ground beef before cooking them? I'm told this is very similar to how meatloaf works but gently caress you, it stops my burgs from shrinking on the grill
Make your patties with a hole in the middle, that way the hole shrinks and not the burg. Didn't your mom teach you anything?

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Was gonna say Doob's but that's way too many

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001


Nap Ghost

From Fast Food Experiences

1. Johnny Rockets
2. Shake Shack
3. Whattaburger
4. Fatburger
5. Swensons
6. Steak and Shake
7. In and Out
8. L.A. Burger
9. Five Guys
10. Smashburger
11. Brown Bag

From sit downs

1. TBD
2. Red Robin
3. B Spot
Other places like Winking Lizard and poo poo but gently caress man so many places I've burged. SO MUCH BURG.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot


QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

That burger is toooooo big

you'd just end up with mouthfuls of nothing but beef or lettuce or whatever
please take that big burger and make it into lots of little burgers for everybody to enjoy

don't giant-shame please

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002


GORDON posted:

As soon as he mentioned them I was going to ask if he found Bubba Burgers to be pretty dry.

I find them to cook up pretty dry.

I haven't really found them to be too dry, but whenever I do make a Bubba Burger, I tend to dress it up with BBQ or Ketchup/Mayo and lettuce, tomato, onions, so that could be why I don't notice. You don't squeeze the burger as it cooks do you? If you do, don't. In general. Ever.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 4, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Gatts posted:

From Fast Food Experiences

1. Johnny Rockets


Like that's your favorite? Dang

I don't think JR sucks or anything I'm just really surprised to see it on a list

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~


no mom i will not cook your burger until it is a loving puck of coal it is okay to eat meat that is pink god drat it quit being a loving food bitch and EAT THE BURG

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 4, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

it's weird to want your burger hockey puck charred, but I also don't like the mushy blood taste either

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002


CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

it's weird to want your burger hockey puck charred, but I also don't like the mushy blood taste either

I find medium for burgers and medium rare for steaks to be the way to go.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot


Whirlwind Jones posted:

Make your patties with a hole in the middle, that way the hole shrinks and not the burg. Didn't your mom teach you anything?

this sounds like quackery to me; the burger still gonna shrink you're just spreading it out further, I think my egg method will work fine for the time being


matrix ripoff posted:

no mom i will not cook your burger until it is a loving puck of coal it is okay to eat meat that is pink god drat it quit being a loving food bitch and EAT THE BURG

actually while steak is okay to eat pink, ground beef is still incredibly risky to eat rare. it has to do with the harmful e-coli living in the cow's gut; with steak if it gets anywhere during the process of being slaughtered, it will be on the surface of the steak, so if you sear it it will probably be killed off in short order. with ground beef it's been mixed up considerably so the chances of e-coli being spread around somewhere inside the ground beef is much higher

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax


The Mad Archivist posted:

this sounds like quackery to me; the burger still gonna shrink you're just spreading it out further, I think my egg method will work fine for the time being
Try it sometime. Make your hamburger patty look like a donut basically. Do it.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer


i would eat this burg, no lie

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot


Whirlwind Jones posted:

Was gonna say Doob's but that's way too many Fries.

also, the cheese is melted


Whirlwind Jones posted:

Try it sometime. Make your hamburger patty look like a donut basically. Do it.

maybe, maybe, though personally if I really want to get fancy with my burging I make a Jucy Lucy

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~


The Mad Archivist posted:

actually while steak is okay to eat pink, ground beef is still incredibly risky to eat rare. it has to do with the harmful e-coli living in the cow's gut; with steak if it gets anywhere during the process of being slaughtered, it will be on the surface of the steak, so if you sear it it will probably be killed off in short order. with ground beef it's been mixed up considerably so the chances of e-coli being spread around somewhere inside the ground beef is much higher

i live dangerously deliciously

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

steak tartare is delicious

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~


i wanna try that some day but it looks like prepwork is a bitch

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006





matrix ripoff posted:

EAT THE BURG

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Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zis1BRXm8pI
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