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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
any recent hot advances in burger technology I may not know about

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
BurgerTech

*burger flies into the air, noisily transforming into a patty melt on rye*

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Dyna Soar posted:

these are just loving nasty

yeah, they are

:getin:

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Suddenly have to urge to create an unholy union between ground beef and Mexican loose chorizo

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I don't really "get" 5 Guys

oh so you threw a burger patty on a griddle, what's the big deal

is this what qualifies as "special" now, that it wasn't a frozen patty mechanically formed in some factory 800 miles away


people have been making cheapass burgs like this for generations

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
maybe I should start a chain of burger places

motto is "just like 5 guys, but at a reasonable price for a loving hamburger"

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
welp burgin hard think I'm goin to wendy's

gonna get a single patty combo with the chili instead of fries

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
this one place where I live has like 20 different burgers at any given time

some are good, and some are burgers with the buns replaced with two grilled cheese sandwiches



then around thanksgiving they do a "thanksgiving burger" which is a turkey burger with stuffing and cranberry sauce on it JFC

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
that grilled cheese buns burger was insane

I can't even remember it, I think I blacked out

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

he's got a "what hath the folly of man wrought" look on his face

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
that man has a v clean stove

much cleaner than mine dang

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