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LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:hi, im here I'm checking in but can't contribute much as I managed to trawl the scores of retards on OKC and found a nonretard to get into a stable relationship with.
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"just...i dunno, take my wallet afterward. make it look convincing. nothing above the chest, ok?"
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back when i was still single some tumblr fat girl messaged me for casual sex and I was like "oh totally" then she told me she had to make the first move and if i touched her before she decided to touch me I would be forced to leave. Then I saw that she shaved her head and I was like "lmao nah." also I got hella messages from not totally ugly girls and got laid a lot before I settled down, you guys must be really boring and ugly ahahahaha
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Feb 10, 2015 02:16
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i like 2 message slightly older muslim and hindu girls because if they arent married by then, there is definitelyyyyyyyyyy something wrong with them.
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:do girls message guys on these or is it all the other way around Coming at it from the other side, as a not-totally-disgusting older guy I get a shitload of messages from fat old ladies. Once the prospects start to drop off they'll start messaging. Like I've said before though, it's that 5% that make it worthwhile. Plus younger women with older guy fixations. Gold, Jerry, gold.
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Feb 10, 2015 03:24
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InFlames235 posted:Slam whale, holy grail
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The Doo Do Chasers posted:also I got hella messages from not totally ugly girls and got laid a lot before I settled down, you guys must be really boring and ugly ahahahaha i am boring, ugly AND mentally ill sir but i'm a wounded soul with a heart of gold who seeks a special bae to drag in to my own private hell
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Feb 10, 2015 03:28
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its super easy to get girl from okcupid, just find a girl who smokes weed and say "hey wanna smoke some weed?" if that doesn't work then you should just give up. I get tons of messages from older couples asking me to gently caress their wives, its super gross and weird
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Fonzarelli posted:its super easy to get girl from okcupid, just find a girl who smokes weed and say "hey wanna smoke some weed?" Why not gently caress their wives
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Feb 10, 2015 03:47
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yung jew posted:Why not gently caress their wives I'm young and handsome I really don't need to do that in order to get laid. Also I'm afraid my mad steez would lead to the husband murdering me in jealousy
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Fonzarelli posted:its super easy to get girl from okcupid, just find a girl who smokes weed and say "hey wanna smoke some weed?" it also helps if you are into fat girls
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Feb 10, 2015 03:50
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this broad thought she had a chance with me lol, she sent me a long message
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Feb 10, 2015 03:52
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Fonzarelli posted:this broad thought she had a chance with me lol, she sent me a long message Post the message fanzine
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Feb 10, 2015 03:55
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Darth123123 posted:Post the message fanzine
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deleted it because it was too depressing to exist, sorry guys
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Literal Carehaver posted:i am boring, ugly AND mentally ill sir but i'm a wounded soul with a heart of gold who seeks a special bae to drag in to my own private hell wow, same...,.... are you bi curiouis
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Feb 10, 2015 04:15
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wy does every retard who makes a thread like this think its going to be great without pics
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EuronHasADragonHorn posted:wy does every retard who makes a thread like this think its going to be great without pics Not every thread has to be great, or aim for greatness.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:37
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I did try a little experiment recently for a couple of months - I went radically honest in my profile. Talked about enjoying video games, MST3K, SF, etc etc and just generally acknowledged a lot more of reality than is a good idea. Results were about what you'd expect. Messages from ugly grannies didn't drop off much, but the primo results went into a radical dive. To be fair, labeling yourself as a manchild is never going to be a selling point for a guy, but it's not offset by demonstrating that you're a competent adult as well. Women can get away with that kind of thing. As a guy you have to generate a value proposition. Creating an image as a functional normal is more important than truth. They can learn about the real you as things go along. That being said, as a disclaimer I did start talking to one woman who would be a great match, and who is even attractive. It's just a drat shame that she lives thousands of miles away. YMMV. edit - Switched the profile back to Really Normal Guy, Honestly about two hours ago. Already got favourited twice  .
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Bert Fegg posted:I did try a little experiment recently for a couple of months - I went radically honest in my profile. Talked about enjoying video games, MST3K, SF, etc etc and just generally acknowledged a lot more of reality than is a good idea. Results were about what you'd expect. Messages from ugly grannies didn't drop off much, but the primo results went into a radical dive. To be fair, labeling yourself as a manchild is never going to be a selling point for a guy, but it's not offset by demonstrating that you're a competent adult as well. thanks for confirming what no one doubted
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I put I made $1,000,000 and met a smoking hot chick. hosed her. Then she told me I misrepresented myself on my profile. Um no...seeing that 1/2 my profile was blatantly false and done for humor, you misrepresented yourself by gold digging.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:47
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why don't you guys just message who okcupid says you're msot compatibale with; duh
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Gaunab posted:why don't you guys just message who okcupid says you're msot compatibale with; duh Oh wow...96% match. My goodness, we have a ton in common. Our profiles are almost written for each other. Sends polite message. Next day she views your profile. No response. gently caress you whore.
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Waltzing Along posted:I put I made $1,000,000 and met a smoking hot chick. hosed her. Then she told me I misrepresented myself on my profile.
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Feb 10, 2015 04:50
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Hi I'm the chubby girl who doesn't fill out anything under body type and tries to only post head-shots.
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:Hi I'm the chubby girl who doesn't fill out anything under body type and tries to only post head-shots. Body type: average
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Feb 10, 2015 04:54
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yung jew posted:thanks for confirming what no one doubted You tell me the stove is hot I guarantee I'm going to have burned fingers in a few minutes. Waltzing Along posted:Oh wow...96% match. My goodness, we have a ton in common. Our profiles are almost written for each other. They don't want good matches. They want that romance novel guy.
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Bert Fegg posted:You tell me the stove is hot I guarantee I'm going to have burned fingers in a few minutes. the stove is hot, post pics of fingers please
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Waltzing Along posted:Body type: average Interests: Movies, Music, Hiking
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Your OKCupid profile should assure viewers that you are not a serial killer. Unfortunately you can't just write "I assure you, I'm not a serial killer" as ironically, this sets off some red flags.
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Arian_Samurai posted:Your OKCupid profile should assure viewers that you are not a serial killer. Unfortunately you can't just write "I assure you, I'm not a serial killer" as ironically, this sets off some red flags. Whenever someone says "serial killer" to me, I turn the tables. "You know, I had never even considered that, but the fact you brought it up has me worried. How do I know you aren't a killer, yourself?"
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Waltzing Along posted:Oh wow...96% match. My goodness, we have a ton in common. Our profiles are almost written for each other. the okcupid experience
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what about 'cereal killer'? because i love cereal, especially oats you get some oats, little bit of honey, banana, milk, man, that's a refreshing unprocessed breakfast that really gets you where you're going. murder the gently caress out of some oats
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sometimes when i'm bored i message a random girl on the other side of the world and get her to send me her boobs
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toggle posted:the okcupid experience p. much. best response rates are always in the 70% - 85% range for some reason. idgi.
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Waltzing Along posted:Body type: average If one of your potential matches were overweight, would that be a dealbreaker? [essay-length explanation for her "yes" answer]
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5-HT posted:p. much. best response rates are always in the 70% - 85% range for some reason. idgi. I have a friend who lives in NoPa in San Francisco. (IE: hipster spot #2) He overheard some girls talking about OKC. One of them said that she only responds to guys with a 99% match rate. I've never even seen a 99% match.
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Literal Carehaver posted:"i must die i must die I MUST DIE!!!!!!!!" same.
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"Special Blend" is actually just boring fat people.
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