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Violet_Sky posted:I got a message from a 34 year old man today. I'm 21. nice i used to get a lot of messages from 40 year old gay dads
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Feb 11, 2015 02:28
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Idiot Kicker posted:I'm basically in that age range where being single means I have to wait for divorces to start happening before I can find someone you're 50?
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Feb 11, 2015 03:11
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Choco1980 posted:So, there's a bi dude that's been checking me out a couple times. His profile is just screen after screen worth of text just going on and on in a stream of consciousness. Like, I start getting glassy eyed by the second paragraph. And he dates everything. Like he's been revising it constantly, but always leaving in what was there before and just putting in a new section. post it
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Feb 15, 2015 08:03
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:There's maybe 20 different variations of this profile at any given moment and tumblr always believes they're real some of them are, and the best part is when they're gay
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Feb 16, 2015 01:32
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BKPR posted:saw a woman's profile that started with "DO NOT MESSAGE ME ABOUT VIDEO GAMES. I DON'T CARE. EVERYONE PLAYS VIDEO GAMES, IT'S NOT A HUGE THING" i give this one a pass
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Feb 16, 2015 02:51
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Lord Lilf posted:Ask and you shall receive. did she just eat a lot of shellfish
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Feb 17, 2015 06:25
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just loving have a 3 line convo and ask them on a date 3 lines = enough interest in you, but if you just keep talking they'll get bored by the myriad of other choices or think you're too lame. say something about their profile, if they ask you a question, you're usually good. also dont have a boring loving opening line.
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Feb 18, 2015 09:11
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now post weirdos
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Feb 18, 2015 09:14
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Male Tears posted:"No need to be shy, ladies; just line up right here. I can try to make room for you in my busy loving schedule ~~" that guy could be pretty decent looking if he gave a poo poo and got a decent haircut and lost weight edit: lol it looks sorta like he photoshopped his balding away or something wtf is w/ the lighting on the top of his hair and the contrast also i cannot unsee Tim Curry (STEM Curry) anime was right fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Feb 21, 2015 |
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Feb 21, 2015 01:09
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toggle posted:I'm a fantasy writer with a phd in women's studies. I'm also bisexual and thats me
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Mar 2, 2015 07:22
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make fun of ppl that do poo poo to themselves imo
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Mar 9, 2015 00:34
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"special blend" is basically okcupids equivalent of "please message these people so they keep using the website"
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Mar 26, 2015 01:44
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tinder
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Mar 26, 2015 22:53
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that clown guy owns but in the way that i would want to observe him doing mundane things for my own entertainment
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Apr 2, 2015 03:43
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i just noted the exasperated person in pic 2 of clownguy lol
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Apr 4, 2015 05:13
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odds of being genuine about 2%
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Apr 12, 2015 23:59
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macky2dope posted:hi guys i've been dating a girl for almost six months and i met her on the internet AMA thats cool and also dope
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Apr 23, 2015 23:33
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macky2dope posted:hi ^_^ sup macky
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Apr 23, 2015 23:53
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macky2dope posted:nm homes gonna go play some drag queen-hosted bingo at the gay bar later hbu that sounds cool. im bookwriting and sick and will probably drink w/ weird people all weekend despite being sick then if im not dead on sunday show up to my cousins baby shower. hope u meet some fun drag queens
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Apr 24, 2015 00:00
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a dog from hell posted:Get a room. ok but only w/ u
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Apr 24, 2015 00:33
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toggle posted:Facial piercings and tongue studs do not belong in an office. Or on the face of a mum. Come on now. Whats the age where you grow out of facial piercings anyway? 25? 29? Who are you trying to get back at? Who hurt you thats a good idea. while we're at it, dress codes are really cool and we shouldn't wear comfy clothes to work. haha in fact, lets just hire people based 100% off of conformity and not merit. i mean obviously everyone w/ piercings cannot be nice and productive and interact w/ ppl normally. lol. in fact, gently caress anyone that doesnt look like me.
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Apr 26, 2015 01:36
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tho if you stuff your face full of metal you should probably be good at your job.
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Apr 26, 2015 01:38
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May 3, 2015 23:56
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guessing obesity
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May 7, 2015 00:17
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LeoMarr posted:still got a girlfriend so thats nice. This loving tranny won't leave me alone however but I wanted to see if I could get the transformation story out of him before I quit talking to him.
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May 12, 2015 03:08
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LeoMarr posted:It’s your fault the relationship failed not his. No one gives a gently caress about half the poo poo you say, not even your friends which is why you were probably constantly bitching about them to him. You want to please a man you need to learn the eight magic words. "Feed me, gently caress me, Shut the gently caress up” you're really boring lol
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May 16, 2015 00:32
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im the dying dad
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Jun 10, 2015 20:45
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i just wanna smoke & drink w/ a cool person basically but i dont need okc for that right now
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Jun 10, 2015 20:45
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smoke weed w/ cute ppl then gently caress
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Jun 11, 2015 03:11
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Lawman 0 posted:Are nurses fun to date y/n? they have no free time and are often exhausted
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Jun 27, 2015 21:35
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that person is probably really introverted and kinky
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Jul 3, 2015 01:39
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Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:creating a profile on okcupid is casting a net into a sea of mental illness i like sushi
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Jul 6, 2015 06:07
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SaltLick posted:No one actually bakes. i do actually
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Jul 9, 2015 22:02
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i thought the kinks were a pretty alright band actually
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Jul 10, 2015 22:04
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lol what kind of dweeb talks like a person on the internet rather than writing some book poo poo
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Jul 14, 2015 22:34
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please dont plagiarize jokes from bill cosby
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Jul 22, 2015 02:17
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"i dont gently caress on the first date" is the "junior job title, 5 years experience required" of dating
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Jul 28, 2015 05:48
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sometimes its true but its oftentimes just a front to scare off the meek
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Jul 28, 2015 05:49
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Do it ironically posted:is anoyone else concerned about the heightism on tinder? I'm an average height male (5'7'') and i'm constantly rejected based on my height. I don't go around asking the women what their bra size or weight is, we can't control our height it is a prejudiced movement by females that is concerning you're short not average own it and dont be a baby
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