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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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please provide link to the woman in the op, she sounds lik emy type :swoon:

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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somebody been sneakin into the crit theory stash after lights out i see...

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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harvestin dick pix for the reactor, gotta fuel the hellmachine somehow

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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i only skimmed little bits and bobs, but i noticed she makes a point of posting links differentiating healthy from unhealthy narcissism and high sex drive from sex addiction

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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BUT she has a master's degree

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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the reason her neck is all hosed up is all the muscular tension involved in pulling those dumb faces at that head/neck angle

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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she probably looks relatively normal and somewhat attractive when she's not preserving for posterity her quartet of "omg i'm sooooooo weird"

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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hahaha, those aren't "selfies," those are four photos stuck together with the theme of "i am making weird faces"

you are bad at understanding basic gestures

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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i mean yeah they're meant to be cute, but part of the cute is "look how kooky i am!!"

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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i prefer to unleash my mating clout

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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i was all like aww she seems like a kind person and then BAM homosexuality is a sin

YOU GOT ME AGAIN, GODFAGS

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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Chomp8645 posted:

What is she hiding you think?

she's a nerd who has been taking her life seriously and is only now thinking she might want something besides a career

love has quite possibly never occurred to her before now

these things are relatively neutral... they could end up bad, or they might have little to no effect... it depends on how well-adjusted she is as a human being

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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dMastri posted:

wait what does library science qualify you for


librarian?

in our modern digital age this is a much more complicated job than it jmay appear from the outside

navigation of databases is pretty much dune-level spice induced trance poo poo

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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yudkowsky cruising for more of that shy, underconfident aspiring-rationalist pootie tang

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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Anime: The four cardinal directions of my personality are Touya Akira from Hikaru no Go, Yuzuriha from X TV, Dark Schneider from Bastard!!, and Guu from Jungle Wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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i just watched monster, and i'm pretty sure he would say Johan Liebert is the North on his compass.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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Cnut the Great posted:

my entire life is a lie, and my profile reflects that. what of it

but if you say this, you become a liar's paradox and...

ABLUUUUUBLUBLUUUUUURGH

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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aw darn i forgo t this dude wasn't mencius moldbug, i was imagining mencius all along but that dork has a totall different stupid loving name

this is the basilisk guy

oh well it's still good, thanks for the fun dudes

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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oh yeah that guys dumbass name is curtis yarvin, lol

nomadologique
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Breetai posted:

Not worth the time, effort, and boredom.


Also she mentioned being sarcastic and had a photo of her hugging a tiger in her profile so welcome to the stopped clock being correct twice a day of goon dating advice.

if there's one thing goons know it's the ins and outs of okcupid psychoanalysis

nomadologique
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i dont know but it doesnt matter because you're already just as creepy and hosed up as she is because you obviously want to date this chick and posted her profile on a forum

probably a good opener

"so i posted your profile on an online forum asking for advice..."

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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"no but it's a GOOD thing it shows i was taking it seriously!"

like a doctor with a second opinion

nomadologique
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she's gonna end up a lesbian on a kibbutz

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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well friend...

what happened here is some crossed wires

everybody else is posting poo poo in this thread to mock it

you are posting asking what could be wrong with this woman with the obvious intent of asking her out

i won't wait to ask and will just tell you: there is a difference

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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oh sorry, i guess i made an rear end

??

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Mar 9, 2011

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his jizz level... is 9000!!!

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