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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Just got in, what did I..... Reigns and Bryan vs Kane and Big Show :stare:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

How have you never seen Glory?

Negligent parents, I'm assuming.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ages posted:

For a guy who isn't over, a lot of things he does sure are over.

A mystery that will never be solved.

Vince is really working at it though, he's going to make a point of taking every aspect and giving it to another wrestler, and when Bryan continues to be over and the other wrestler isn't, he'll scratch it off the list and move on to the next aspect.

Well, every aspect apart from,"Because HE is over," since Vince already crossed that one off the list.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh cool, a terrible ending.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Roman Reigns posted:

HOW IS THAT A DQ

Based on prior experience, it appears that somewhere in the rulebook is,"Any teammate can break up a pinfall or submission attempt on their partner.... unless it is Big Show doing the breaking up."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Awwwwww yssssssss

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Watch out Bryan, Seth might take a photo of you!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

triplexpac posted:

Why are so many people pulling double duty? Are they missing half the roster?

Maybe they were worried they might get over?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This Flintstones commercial is the best thing on Raw so far tonight.

:smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BRIIIIIIEEEEE MOOOOOODE!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Zyla posted:

on total divas last night a major storyline was that brie doesn't believe in birth control and bryan doesn't use condoms so they had to be confronted about responsibility in preserving brie's look

He doesn't use condoms.... EVER? So there are a ton of lil dragons running around Japan?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Corporate Kane posted:

now i'm imagining daniel bryan trying to put on a condom and just going completely flaccid

Daniel Bryan ain't wearing no gunny sack!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wait a second, this video package isn't quite the celebration that Lana and Rusev made it out to be! :aaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Haha, this is like that move where Tom Cruise died a lot.

That movie ended up being really good, even outside of the enormous attraction factor of watching Tom Cruise die a lot.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Old Man Cena would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that darn Authority!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

loving awesome, Rusev rules.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Daniel Bryan posted:

How about yours

No, he can believe that.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rand McNally posted:

So... can Renee leak Dean dick pics now?

Renee: Hey Seth, you're a good friend and I need advice, I accidentally posted a picture of myself in a very slightly revealing bathrobe, which I quickly deleted, but I'm worried it will adversely affect my reputation.
Seth: I got this. :smug:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chokes McGee posted:

put goatse on the titantron instead

Well according to his fiance, there's no longer a ring.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Does Bray normally reach out with one hand while crawling like that? I don't recall seeing it before and it actually added a bit to the creepy factor for me.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I wanna see Daniel Bryan and Brock Lesnar wrestle a match so much :shobon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

lokipunk posted:

Cocklesnarl

These Seth Rollins jokes are getting out of hand.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That promo convinced me of one thing - I now want to see Brock Lesnar vs Daniel Bryan even more than I did before.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

StarkRavingMad posted:

There's a good case for him being the best on the mic ever, in my opinion

I always used to say that Heyman was sooooo good that he was quite clearly the second best in the history of the world behind Bobby Heenan (this is a compliment!), but his last few promos have been SO good that I'm starting to seriously think he may be seriously giving Heenan a run for his money.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Both instances were pretty stiff

:pusheen:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hahahaha is anybody but BIG E chanting New Day?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


However if you pre-order you get a copy of Left 4 Dead, the game that was literally given away for free not so long ago!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cody is dead? Has anybody told Eden!?! :ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sionistic posted:

Holy poo poo, HHH with a jobber entrance

He's been curtainjerking on a weekly basis for almost 15 years now!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Expose, eh?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

You're a man? Where's the photographic proof?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dango Bango posted:

This Sting thing is dumb. And I'm a huge Sting mark. :(

Sting's entire career is full of really dumb things, but that's part of the appeal for me :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CAWK CAWK! croaked the crow.
"Enough is enough!" shouted Seth.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Holy poo poo this is stupid as gently caress and it's the best and rules and is dumb and awesome too.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love professional wrestling so loving much, you guys. :swoon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Nilbop posted:

As soon as someone destroys the seventh Horcrux we can expect more of this, too!

I don't want Jake Roberts to get decapitated :ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That show better end with the reunion of Savage and the prettiest lady in the world :love:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Clean as a sheet no arguments!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rikishi!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Landstander posted:

Someone do an analysis (analysis) of how much of this HOF video is comprised of Rikishi's rear end.

104% :aaa:

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