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Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

Under the vegetable posted:

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Not funny man.

So...what exactly is the story here? Seth Rollins is (allegedly) cheating on his fiance with someone from NXT, his fiance found out, hacked his phones, found photos of the two that were private, and posted them online? Or is it just what Piccolo here is saying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8yC02d7UZY&t=529s

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
So apparently the NXT chick in question previously posted awful poo poo including mocking people with Down syndrome and now I have little if any sympathy for her. Hope Seth comes out alright though (which I'm sure he will b/c he's a main eventer and is not in any way responsible for the leaks other than being a dumbass in letting them exist).

Hang on, didn't Titus accidentally tweet a picture of his dick recently?

Cornwind Evil posted:

Not funny man.

So...what exactly is the story here? Seth Rollins is (allegedly) cheating on his fiance with someone from NXT, his fiance found out, hacked his phones, found photos of the two that were private, and posted them online? Or is it just what Piccolo here is saying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8yC02d7UZY&t=529s

We don't know for sure but that appears to be the case, yes. Also posted private texts which made Seth seem like a literal teenaged emo kid.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

SamuraiFoochs posted:

So apparently the NXT chick in question previously posted awful poo poo including mocking people with Down syndrome and now I have little if any sympathy for her. Hope Seth comes out alright though (which I'm sure he will b/c he's a main eventer and is not in any way responsible for the leaks other than being a dumbass in letting them exist).

Hang on, didn't Titus accidentally tweet a picture of his dick recently?

Titus is vital to the operation of WWE. Next Rumble, he'll have trained hard enough to be the fastest elimination.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

seth rollins is really cool I hope he gets the belt at wrestlemania

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
#DickPicSolidarty.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


who's that

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Sierra

Hotel

India

Echo

Lima

Dong.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Shima Honnou posted:

Titus is vital to the operation of WWE. Next Rumble, he'll have trained hard enough to be the fastest elimination.

I'm jussayin' if they didn't fire Titus for it clearly the Morality Clause thing isn't terribly strictly enforced is all.

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

The Vigilante Stink

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Man you miss one RAW and suddenly it's dicks all the way down.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I think the best thing about all this is that The Ryback is going to make and subsequently delete some real good tweets referencing this.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhuKZgkAxb8

Malt
Jan 5, 2013
Announcers briefly teased Orton early on. I wonder if plans got switched because of dick pics.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I'm jussayin' if they didn't fire Titus for it clearly the Morality Clause thing isn't terribly strictly enforced is all.

Let's not pretend that it wouldn't be used on anything but women

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Seth: Hey guys, look, no hands helping with the triple power bomb! :wiggle:
Roman: :stonk:
Dean: I should've stayed in CZW...

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

why was sting fake but the dicks real

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Malt posted:

Announcers briefly teased Orton early on. I wonder if plans got switched because of dick pics.

I'm starting to feel like Punk will be back before Orton

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

Zyla posted:

I hope we didn't just see a man's career end

Nope we saw a man's bell end :D

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Anime Curator posted:

why was sting fake but the dicks real

This is a question Austin needs to ask in his next podcast.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Anime Curator posted:

why was sting fake but the dicks real

No one likes sting everyone likes dicks

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
This might be real, lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tre381CXED8#t=157

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hrM2biD7g4

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Malt posted:

Announcers briefly teased Orton early on. I wonder if plans got switched because of dick pics.

when has a lack of pants ever stopped orton from appearing on monday night raw

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
What about Mideon?

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007


"It doesn't count if its outside your area code"

You loving child

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Zyla posted:

Sierra

Hotel

India

Echo

Lima

Dong.

Papa

Echo

Nato

Indigo

Sierra

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Anime Curator posted:

why was sting fake but the dicks real

Sports Entertainment

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
tonight i saw seth rollins penis and it s still funny to me that it happened

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Apparently the Titus dick thing was like four and a half years ago :stare:

Why do I only remember hearing about it recently?

Also yep, total corporate speak damage control tweet, Seth is fine other than being a dumbass rear end in a top hat unfaithful emo teenager. But he's a really good wrestleman and that's low on the list of "bad poo poo wrestlers do".

SamuraiFoochs fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Feb 10, 2015

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Apparently the Titus dick thing was like four and a half years ago :stare:

Why do I only remember hearing about it recently?

You were barking up the wrong tree.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

i prefer my top heels to do heelish poo poo so this is a positive development imo

Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."

So that's pretty much an admission he took them himself, right? Or had them on his phone knowingly, at least?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Just imagine him saying this with that heelish delivery.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Mukaikubo posted:

So that's pretty much an admission he took them himself, right? Or had them on his phone knowingly, at least?

no someone else took pictures of his dick (one of which had his face looking at the camera) without him knowing about it

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Mukaikubo posted:

So that's pretty much an admission he took them himself, right? Or had them on his phone knowingly, at least?

Of course it is, but it also means WWE told him "Tweet this and we'll forget it happened."

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Boy I sure didn't expect to see my favorite wrestler's dick tonight.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Anime Curator posted:

why was sting fake but the dicks real

How are dicks real if sting isn't real?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Codependent Poster posted:

Just imagine him saying this with that heelish delivery.

With or without really over the top fake laugh?

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NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
this thread about Seth's dick is now actually longer than his actual dick

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