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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Confirming that I am Nog. Not the character, but an anthropomorphic glass of egg nog.

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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I would like to play.

In case my PM confirmation was not clear.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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True and Real posted:

I'm going to argue that Quark is the only consistently annoying character in the whole show unless you hate bad acting, in which case Bashir and Jadzia are there too.

The CEO at my old place sounded (and acted) just like the Grand Nagnis.

It was so hard taking him seriously.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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True and Real posted:

In a way, I would probably take him even more seriously and shop my mom around to him.

I was closer to being like Nog or Rom.

You know, the only competent engineers on the goddamn station.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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True and Real posted:

I'm imagining Rom dealing with a marketing department and its not going very well at all so your analogy sticks

Nog doesn't get enough love. The dude understands supply chains, which gives him a strong command of an important element of engineering logistics that most technically orientated engineers lack.

Have Nog run operations, he'll clean up O'Brien's poo poo no problem.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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O'Brien is too goddamn busy fixing replicators.

Do you know how a chief engineer should fix a replicator?

"Junior Engineer, fix that replicator!" TADA!!!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Asiina posted:

Except the junior engineers were all useless or maquis spies.

Thank you for bringing up O'Brien's poor people management skills.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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True and Real posted:

Unfortunately for Nog, there are a lot of female Starfleet engineers.

This is fair.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

THE ENGINEERS OF STAR TREK POWER RANKINGS

B'elanna > Scotty > Trip > Nog > Rom > Barkley > Geordi > That time things just worked out, because, you know, reasons > O'Brien

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Fail O'Brien up. Make him Admiral.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Pinterest Mom posted:

Red Squad probably had an engineer, right?

Red Squad's engineer failed one of the engineer's most sacred duties: calling your boss dumb when they are about to do something silly.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Poque posted:

I don't know anything about star treks

You should watch Enterprise, I think you'd like it.

Asiina please make me Morn thanks in advance!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Asiina posted:

Why would you say such a thing?

Being a scoundrel, a trickster and overall a jerk is my gimmick?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Pinterest Mom posted:

Enterprise is my second favourite Star Trek series.

The animated series is obviously your favorite.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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EccoRaven posted:

I can confirm that this is accurate.

Additionally the characters of DS9 ranked:

Morn > Garak > Jadzia > Kira > Sisko > Quark > O'Brien > Worf > Bashir > Jake > Ezri > That Time Picard Was There > Evil Riker > That One Romulan Who Says "IT'S A FAAAAKE" > Nog

Corrected.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Rurea posted:

I usually identify people by their avatars and dont bother reading names unless im voting but CCKeane and Tremendous Taste are going to totally screw me up.

You can tell us apart by his sterling posting and my less distinguished, but acceptable, attempts.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Rurea posted:

Also what's an odo

Nothing.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Pinterest Mom posted:

Take Me Out To The Holosuite
The Siege of AR-558
It's Only A Paper Moon
Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang
Inter Arma Enim Silent Legis

5/16 were actually excellent!

I have spent ridiculous amounts of time arguing about Sisko's questionable choices in Take Me Out To The Holosuite.

Yeah let's have the most experienced player play second base. That makes sense.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Hello I am here, I am confirming that I am Willie Mays.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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I AM REALLY loving UPSET RIGHT NOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS ASIINA

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Poque posted:

i'm still mad at keane.

I probably deserve it, whatever it was.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Poque posted:

do you really not remember? your betrayal?

I drink a lot, Poque.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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I can confirm Dr. Hurt is scum.

##vote Dr. Hurt

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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CCKeane posted:

I can confirm Dr. Hurt is scum.

##vote Dr. Hurt

Case:

-Smells bad
-Eats poop
-Smells bad because he eats poop and lacks manual dexterity so he gets himself all covered in poop and he hates to bathe so he ends up a stinky poop covered man with poop breath.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

wall monitor posted:

Hooray for a day end I can be awake for.

Wall monitor this is your first game, right?

I want to give you some advice: I am the most trustworthy person and you should believe me and only me.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

wall monitor posted:

Yeah if you're so trustworthy why aren't you Mills Fan Club Member Number 1?

Because that man is a liar.

We all know Mills Fan Club Member Number 1 is Mills himself.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

merk posted:

I am claiming Beast.

I can confirm that merk is Beast.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

merk posted:

Thanks, Keane. Are you also an X-Men?

An X-Men, look at this weirdo with his pluralization.

I am a giant anthropomorphic glass of eggnog. We've been over this.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Everyone I am either faking a vig or fake faking a vig who should I shoot thank you.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Asiina please shoot Keane, thank you.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Wait am I Keane or Taste I got confused?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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CCKeane posted:

Wait am I Keane or Taste I got confused?

Keane stop messing around.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Dr. Hurt posted:

Folks my trivia team won first place tonight and I am still on a bit of a trivia high. I also got to draw Jason Voorhees a lot so A++ good day.

Why don't you make like Jason Voorhees and jump in a lake!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

My trigger finger is getting itchy!!!!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Poque posted:

Hi Keane. Are you going to make a mistake again?

Poque I really don't remember what you're talking about, I am sorry.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Kumbamontu posted:

okay I think you should shoot..... CCKeane!!!

CCKeane is dead, dummy.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Kumbamontu posted:

Rurea I am very sorry I did not see your post, I will give you full credit for the idea as it is a good idea. My sincerest apologies for the most egregious of errors.

##vote: Kumba

Not interested in reading posts, even during joke phase, is scummy.

Kumba more like Scumba. This is a real vote.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Poque posted:

Meta is dumb. Kumba missed a joke, this isnt a case

Best day 1 case I'm seeing.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Poque posted:

Keane, tell me what you see. Keane.

I see a case I threw together that's made of bullshit because I wanted to spark discussion, Poque.

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Poque posted:

Whose response to your dumb case intrigues you the most?

I'd like to see more reactions, first.

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