what if moe found out who bart simpson was?

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alnilam

his crime was lying about who needs the kwik-e-mart

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# ? Feb 11, 2015 05:02

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Ace of Baes

Pro Target posted:

im the much larger left foot wearing a different shoe

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# ? Feb 11, 2015 05:04

Scaly Haylie

Pro Target posted:

which touhou is that

# ? Feb 11, 2015 05:07

GEExCEE

moe would attempt to seek revenge on the boy but, after being reminded of his positive relationship with homer and secret love of marge, he would say something like, "aw, I can't hurt the lil fella" and retreat to his bar. he would certainly harbor some seething resentment for bart, i believe.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 05:10

GEExCEE

all you people joking about this are sick fucks

# ? Feb 11, 2015 05:10

Al Borland: by XyloJW

Lizard Wizard posted:

which touhou is that

touhomer

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# ? Feb 11, 2015 05:11

Koishi Komeiji

# ? Feb 11, 2015 05:34

GEExCEE

Koishi Komeiji posted:

nice

# ? Feb 11, 2015 05:36

deep dish peat moss

dogcrash truther posted:

moe is moral

moeral

# ? Feb 11, 2015 05:40

les fleurs du mall: by LadyAmbien

If bart simpson were a food what food would he be?

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# ? Feb 11, 2015 06:02

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

its crazy to think that sideshow bob didnt drink and that decision perhaps saved barts life bc sideshow bob mighte have sat down at moes tavern and then they figure out they both hate bart and then bart says aye carumba and does a the slingshot thing unless it is treehouse episd in which case a spooky thang happen inmstead

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# ? Feb 11, 2015 07:20

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Quickscope420dad posted:

If bart simpson were a food what food would he be?

a CUMquat shdhlmao

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# ? Feb 11, 2015 07:22

slam flanders

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moe....moe....moe....moe....moe..

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# ? Feb 11, 2015 07:40

Rodatose: corn, corn, corn

Quickscope420dad posted:

If bart simpson were a food what food would he be?

shorts

# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:16

Rodatose: corn, corn, corn

Eat his. Don't have the cow.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:16

Rodatose: corn, corn, corn

Holly Crap, louis. I can't freaking believe it! Slideshow bob is tryin' to kill our son again...

# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:17

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# ? Feb 11, 2015 10:56

treasure bear

moe knows

# ? Feb 11, 2015 11:16

Pedantra: by Lowtax

Lizard Wizard posted:

which touhou is that

Utsuho Reiuji

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# ? Feb 11, 2015 13:07

Pedantra: by Lowtax

the pink hair girl is her master, Satori Komeji

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# ? Feb 11, 2015 13:10

Pro Target

if somethingawfuk had made a touhou subforum in 2008 things would be a lot different now

# ? Feb 11, 2015 14:25

ron color

if simpsons had had moe finally found out who bart simpson was things would be a lot different now

# ? Feb 11, 2015 14:31

ron color

moe would have let bart live btw

# ? Feb 11, 2015 14:32

dogcrash truther

ron color posted:

moe would have let bart live btw

He would have loved him like a son

# ? Feb 11, 2015 15:50

garbage day: im lollin at you're trollin

banned from his bar for life, or else he has to pay the price...

thanks g0m!

# ? Feb 11, 2015 16:23

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

buffalo bill dick tucking scene but with moe

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# ? Feb 11, 2015 18:44

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

"would you prank me? id prank me."

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# ? Feb 11, 2015 18:46

Ace of Baes

moe finds out about bart and gets mad but says "hes just a boy" then homer finds out and chokes bart but moe steps in and stops him and marge witnesses the whole thing, marge leaves homer for moe and moe becomes the new dad and homer ends up sitting at the bar all day and becomes the new barney meanwhile barney sees his own reflection in homers new alcoholic self and cleans up his act and takes over the bar,

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# ? Feb 11, 2015 22:54